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so??? :santa:





I like 69 and missionary. Not a big fan of doggy to be honest :krinor:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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doggy style and cowgirl for sure. I never liked missionary.
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Missionary is good cause you can kiss the sexy leopard elevator and you see on the face the one you are fucking.

Doggy is good, but having an ass so near, makes me want to change hole..... Doggy = anal inspiration for me :jizz:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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i like the sexy leopard elevator on top.



tits in face :xx:
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Missionary is good cause you can kiss the sexy leopard elevator and you see on the face the one you are fucking.[/quote]



what kind of gay shit is this? AOD :frown:



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[quote name="dickzilla"]i like the sexy leopard elevator on top.



tits in face :xx:[/quote]
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missionary and doggy for me
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[quote name="Aaron himself"]missionary and doggy for me[/quote]



missionary with her legs up in the air. it's more work for me but i have a fetish for sexy legs
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also from behind but her on bottom laying on her stomach.



best position ever.
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[quote name="dickzilla"]also from behind but her on bottom laying on her stomach.



best position ever.[/quote]



that is :xx: :xx: i am a big fan of this position.
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[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Aaron himself"]missionary and doggy for me[/quote]



missionary with her legs up in the air. it's more work for me but i have a fetish for sexy legs[/quote]





I have a fetish for every part of the woman. Woman is like PIG, all parts are good andf useful :xx: :xx: :xx:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="dickzilla"]also from behind but her on bottom laying on her stomach.



best position ever.[/quote]



that is :xx: :xx: i am a big fan of this position.[/quote]



good. i was scared no one would know what i was talking about.
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:beer: :jizz:
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I have a fetish for every part of the woman. Woman is like PIG, all parts are good andf useful :xx: :xx: :xx:[/quote]



christ allmighty AOD. is it possible for you to stop :xx: ing?
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Man, that's the truth :xx: :xx: ;)
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="dickzilla"]also from behind but her on bottom laying on her stomach.



best position ever.[/quote]



that is :xx: :xx: i am a big fan of this position.[/quote]

I've had a lot of fun in that position.
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missionary with my legs up or me on top. :ba:
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[quote name="Teresa"]missionary with my legs up or me on top. :ba:[/quote]





:idea:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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this thread needs the FUKKET one
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]this thread needs the FUKKET one[/quote]
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[quote name="Teresa"]missionary with my legs up or me on top. :ba:[/quote]



:xx: :santa:
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I hate have made this thread and being single cause now my dick ask for a meat-garage to park for a while
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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i had a sexy leopard elevator once and we'd do it on the couch, me with my knees on the floor and her sitting on the couch.



she'd lift herself up and slam against me. was so awesome. :xx:



also once doggy style standing up against the side of my house :xx: :xx: :xx:
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[quote name="Rob"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Missionary is good cause you can kiss the sexy leopard elevator and you see on the face the one you are fucking.[/quote]



what kind of gay shit is this? AOD :frown:



[/quote]





:) :) :)





I like every position, but I need to kiss the chicker
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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oh god, i've got some much to write here, but i gotta run now to the doctors.

i'll let loose when I get back! :redneck:

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best for her: missionary with her legs on my shoulders

best for me: her on top

best for haitians: ranch dressing on the pubes, dead dog in the corner
[quote name="Verbal"]i would hate to be raped by an ugly person[/quote]



[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]This kinds of stuff are very gay cause is involved the brain, not the penis[/quote]
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spooning, cowgirl and doggy
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#1 cowgirl

#2 spoon

#3 scissors



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what is spooning???

cowgirl you means the girls stay over us??
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Skydiving
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rape
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]what is spooning???

[/quote]



NSFW

spooning:

http://burntelectrons.org/media/two%20n ... ooning.jpg

http://storec.clips4sale.com/accounts22 ... 0spoon.jpg



[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]

cowgirl you means the girls stay over us??[/quote]



cowgirl

http://masturbation-technique-blog.info ... owgirl.jpg

http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/c ... sition.jpg



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[quote name="FUKKET"]

NSFW

spooning:

http://burntelectrons.org/media/two%20n ... ooning.jpg

[/quote]



:jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz:
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spooning :xx:



'specially great when you first wake up and just roll over and start hittin it :idea:
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ALL OF THEM
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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My perfect position in reality is this: One sexy leopard elevator suck my dick, one lick my ass, another one french-kiss with me, another one let me toch her vag, another one the tits, another one the ass, another one the legs.

They turn the position every 5,6 minutes.



:bang:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]

NSFW

spooning:

http://burntelectrons.org/media/two%20n ... ooning.jpg

[/quote]



:jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz: :jizz:[/quote]



i know, such a hot pic!
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i hear you brother!! :bang: :beer: :jizz:
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Foetus position is the best :greenie:[/quote]
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depends on the sexy leopard elevator
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]My perfect position in reality is this: One sexy leopard elevator suck my dick, one lick my ass, another one french-kiss with me, another one let me toch her vag, another one the tits, another one the ass, another one the legs.

They turn the position every 5,6 minutes.



:bang:[/quote]

you realize you'd eventually end up french kissing the sexy leopard elevator who tongued your butthole, right?



by the time you finish a full rotation, every part of your body will be swarming with fecal bacteria
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]This kinds of stuff are very gay cause is involved the brain, not the penis[/quote]
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[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="dickzilla"]also from behind but her on bottom laying on her stomach.



best position ever.[/quote]



that is :xx: :xx: i am a big fan of this position.[/quote]



Truth. Great to follow on from spooning :xx:



This combo was good to me on Sunday morning last, what a sexy weekend that was.



Doggy while holding onto elbows is great, also missionary while holding legs.

Also, missionary while youre kneeling and holding butt cheeks and raising her pussy to dick-height while shes on her back :bang: :bang: :bang:
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[quote name="MorbidAngle"]Also, missionary while youre kneeling and holding butt cheeks and raising her pussy to dick-height while shes on her back :bang: :bang: :bang:[/quote]



this is pretty winfull.



its also awesome to pick the sexy leopard elevator up and have her wrap her legs around you, good way to be intimate and dirty as fuck at the same time.
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