I need to lost weight

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I need to lost weight

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fuck, I added 2 kilos in the last month :tear:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Ho anche bisogno di perdere circa 3-5 chili. :fatbulb:
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il problema è che arriva l'Inverno, quindi si ha più fame :grin:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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FOREIGN DEVILS SPEAK OF TREACHERY!



ha della mutande?
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
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cazzo duro nelle mutande, figa bagnata nelle mutande :ryan:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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take the unhealthy route and drink more cawfee, smoke more cigarettes, count your calories (this might not work for everyone, but if i do this i get intensely self-conscious about what i eat and tend to eat much healthier stuff).



you'll drop those 2 kilos in a couple weeks no problem
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HAHAHA I haul hard in the mutande, figa bathed in the mutande



what? babelsfish is a rippoff
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[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]take the unhealthy route and drink more absu's beverage, smoke more cigarettes, count your calories (this might not work for everyone, but if i do this i get intensely self-conscious about what i eat and tend to eat much healthier stuff).



you'll drop those 2 kilos in a couple weeks no problem[/quote]



Either this or get cancer. My aunt got it and the weight just fell off.
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cancer: the way to healthy living
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the excuse for smokers to smoke more to lose weight makes me always smile :redneck:

I know a lot of very fat smokers, so nicotine is not = thiny persons.



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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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all other things equal your very fat friends would in all likelihood be even fatter if they didn't smoke, nicotine is very much an appetite suppressant



there is a reason people tend to put on 10-20lbs after quitting you know!
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thin + tiny = thiny.
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Instead of eating, chew and spit. Or eat and throw up. :ba:
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[quote name="Skinfection"]theres always meth[/quote]
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moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
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And there is always death. Kill or get yourself killed and your body weight will slowly dimish.
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[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Skinfection"]theres always meth[/quote][/quote]



i prefer heroin :santa:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]il problema è che arriva l'Inverno, quindi si ha più fame :grin:[/quote]



in inverno ho solo acquisire più peso, credo. noi dobbiamo avviare una routine di allenamento. ci sono circa le stesse dimensioni e peso, e la stessa forma fisica. :ryan:
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Get on your speed cyclette fatty
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[quote name="Ninny"]Get on your speed cyclette fatty[/quote]





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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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I lost 3kg recently :oldryan: it has made my squarsh progress slow..
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[quote name="Skinfection"]theres always meth[/quote]

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smoke cigarettes and eat smaller portions
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