Single again

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 12 Sep 2009, 05:03

Well, that's the end of that. Women are bitchy and men are like neanderthals when it comes to relationships.

Now what? I don't have shit to do on weekends now.

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 12 Sep 2009, 05:08

Most of the men I know are pretty bitchy in relationships to

Sorry to hear that.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 12 Sep 2009, 07:28

yeah, I think mine has run its course too. not sure. all she does is go to clubs, which bore the shit out of me, to be honest.

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 12 Sep 2009, 09:21

Mine didn't even go out to clubs or anything, she'd much rather stay home and fuck with a garden or decorate the house than actually do anything that might involve getting out of the fucking house.

Oh well, piss on her. Her son's a pussy and she's a weak willed bitch.

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Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 12 Sep 2009, 09:26

ex-girlfriends

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 12 Sep 2009, 11:44

Being single

So, how'd the buttfuckery go?

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 12 Sep 2009, 14:04

[quote name="Skinfection"]practice drumming more[/quote]

This will happen.

[quote name="shadowalk"]Being single

So, how'd the buttfuckery go?[/quote]

Never quite made it that far. We haven't touched each other since the last time she got pissed off at me. I think we both saw it coming, I just hate changing something that's been consistent for almost a year now.

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 12 Sep 2009, 14:55

Enjoy it

Bathsalt Zombie · Post by **Bathsalt Zombie** » 13 Sep 2009, 04:46

I honestly think that I am a hell a lot more happy being in a relationship than being single. At least if it's the right one.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » 13 Sep 2009, 05:13

i like to think of my girlfriend as like a chicken. you can do lots with chicken, dress it up and do all sorts. but sometimes, you might fancy a bit of beef, or a bit of lamb, which may come in the form of other women. but at the end of the day, you'll always want to go back to your chicken. :tvrkey:

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 13 Sep 2009, 07:28

[quote name="Rob"]i like to think of my girlfriend as like a chicken. you can do lots with chicken, dress it up and do all sorts. but sometimes, you might fancy a bit of beef, or a bit of lamb, which may come in the form of other women. but at the end of the day, you'll always want to go back to your chicken. :tvrkey:[/quote]

That sounds familiar.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » 13 Sep 2009, 13:46

i heard it from someone who heard it from someone. but it makes 100% sense

methodrone · Post by **methodrone** » 14 Sep 2009, 01:40

you like to think of your chicken as your girlfriend

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 14 Sep 2009, 02:53

zim · Post by **zim** » 14 Sep 2009, 02:55

are you on a weird picture rampage noyka?

Noyka · Post by **Noyka** » 14 Sep 2009, 03:01

Nope

Hagfish seemed to go with this thread

Rob · Post by **Rob** » 14 Sep 2009, 05:35

[quote name="hafsteinn"]you like to think of your chicken as your girlfriend

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thats her!

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 14 Sep 2009, 07:34

im so tired of the relationship game

nothing but drama and heartbreak

i'd rather be single and get the occasional sexy time than be with someone that treats me like shit and stops fucking me

Syysysyd · Post by **Syysysyd** » 14 Sep 2009, 08:21

[quote name="Rob"]i like to think of my girlfriend as like a chicken. you can do lots with chicken, dress it up and do all sorts. but sometimes, you might fancy a bit of beef, or a bit of lamb, which may come in the form of other women. but at the end of the day, you'll always want to go back to your chicken. :tvrkey:[/quote]

until one day you develop a fondness for beef or lamb or pork or roadkill or whatever is more exciting than chicken

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