Would you buy a house someone commited suicide in?

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 17:26

Friends of the family were talking about buying this one place a hard-on bearer killed himself in a couple years ago. But for whatever reason a lot of his stuff is still just sitting around in his house as it was when he died. Plus it's on a huge property with old creaky barns.

I could maybe do if the death was accidental and taken care of right away, but that whole situation is just too

The hard-on bearer was a cop his entire life, and I'd always fear opening my closet and finding a freshly ironed cop uniform hanging there, or finding a badge hanging near the door with my keys. Too weird.

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 09 Apr 2012, 17:33

Just pull the duvet over your head so the ghost can't get you and you should be ok.

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 17:34

Yes yes we've all seen Casper.

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 17:40

Anyway, I did hear a story not too long ago about this same hard-on bearer whose sister bought a house in the same area, and it may as well have been out of Lovecraft.

Nobody except the mother in the family actually believes what goes on there, but hearing it from different people who experienced it at separate times proved to be startling.

I don't believe what they say, but it's so amazingly morbid that I can't help but wonder.

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 09 Apr 2012, 17:49

If you suspect the ghost is in the room with you, fix your gaze over where you believe them to be and start wanking. Really make that dead prick feel uncomfortable. DON'T LOOK AWAY FOR A SECOND, he'll know you're faking it then.

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 17:52

Just to be clear, the "ghost" in question was a little boy when he died.

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 09 Apr 2012, 17:53

He definitely won't like it then.

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:00

Becoming a man is no small task

But it honestly was a child from the late 1800's.

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:02

Show him your computer and blow his mind!

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:03

ghosts cannot resist the song hotel california. my suggestion is you try and use that to your advantage

Redd · Post by **Redd** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:11

[quote name="Devy"]If you suspect the ghost is in the room with you, fix your gaze over where you believe them to be and start wanking. Really make that dead prick feel uncomfortable. DON'T LOOK AWAY FOR A SECOND, he'll know you're faking it then.[/quote]

this is one of the greatest techniques ever. fucking ghost hunters need to use it, man.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:15

this thread

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:17

[quote name="Devy"]Show him your computer and blow his mind![/quote]

If only I still had a Gateway

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:31

Yeah, I'm sure the boy from the late 1800s will just laugh at your current setup.

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:34

Former set up

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:36

That's hardly the point now is it?

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:38

What were we talking about?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:40

just imagine if you did drugs

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:41

[quote name="Paste Human"]What were we talking about?[/quote]

The simple fact that you have a computer will freak him out, I hardly think he's going to scoff at your out-dated graphics card.

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:43

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:47

Practice with this picture. You lock eyes with that ghost and you try and wank yourself dry. Make it regret ever deciding to haunt your home! If it starts coming closer, try licking your lips and pouting.

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:49

[quote name="Paste Human"]Just to be clear, the "ghost" in question was a little boy when he died.[/quote]

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:50

He's hardly going to call the vice squad is he?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:53

ghosts would never call the vice squad. they know it would just be assumed that they had done a crime

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:54

Ghosts, by their very nature, are untrustworthy.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:57

but you would be doing them an unfairness by assuming they are at fault in a given situation. they deserve better than that

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:58

Damn spooks

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:59

[quote name="Verbal"]but you would be doing them an unfairness by assuming they are at fault in a given situation. they deserve better than that[/quote]

That doesn't change the fact that you can't trust them! Look at poltergeists, all coming into your house and touching your things like they own the place. I wouldn't want one teaching my children, that's all I'm saying.

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 18:59

[quote name="Verbal"]but you would be doing them an unfairness by assuming they are at fault in a given situation. they deserve better than that[/quote]

The Bill of Rights

But some day we're gonna change that law.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:01

i was all set to say no until i read

[quote name="Paste Human"]Plus it's on a huge property with old creaky barns.[/quote]

in which case oh my yes

i would have huge bonfire parties all the time and turn it into a place of revelry and joy. also i would actually want to learn something about the previous owner

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:01

What, you like spooks or somethin' Johnny? Huh?! You a spook lover?! Huh?!

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:04

is that from full metal jacket or something

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:05

[quote name="ham slice"]i was all set to say no until i read

[quote name="Paste Human"]Plus it's on a huge property with old creaky barns.[/quote]

in which case oh my yes

i would have huge bonfire parties all the time and turn it into a place of revelry and joy. also i would actually want to learn something about the previous owner[/quote]

Given that all his stuff needs disposing of and it happens to be bonfire season, it sounds like you don't have much of a choice...Satan?

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:08

there might be some neat stuff in there though. keep the neat stuff

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:10

[quote name="ham slice"]is that from full metal jacket or something[/quote]

Not that I'm aware of.

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:10

[quote name="ham slice"]there might be some neat stuff in there though. keep the neat stuff

[/quote]

It's haunted

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:11

well be nice to it then

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:18

Zelda has an answer for this situation.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:19

buy the house and be nice to the haunted stuff

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:25

I finished Skyward Sword a couple weeks ago.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:26

our lord and master would also buy that house, and would spend his mornings doing chores and talking aloud to the ghosts. in time they would become kind and do the chores for him, and hang out during the bonfire parties, wishing they could partake of the roasted lamb

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:28

Well that's just silly Mormon talk

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:30

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:35

Now those are just silly Mormon emoticons

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:35

how dare you!

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 19:36

How prayer you

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 09 Apr 2012, 20:01

I've heard a lot of horror stories about the mess left from the suicide still in the house

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 09 Apr 2012, 20:37

if it was a gunshot or something and there was a mess i would think twice

if it was a nice clean hanging, though, no problem

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 09 Apr 2012, 20:38

Yeah they've been gunshot ones

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 09 Apr 2012, 20:41

He probably just died of fear.