Shoot the shit with other metal folk. Free discussion on any topic that doesn't suit the other forums. Avoid mentioning carpet.
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Abzu
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by Abzu »
I just scratched my beard and felt a sharp pain. I looked down and a hair was stabbed into my finger.
My beard

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ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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Bathsalt Zombie
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by Lavabug »
:beardsplinter:
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by Holocaust »
My beard is soft. That shit don't happen 'round here.
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Abzu
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by Abzu »
You know what they say:
Soft beard, soft...
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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by Holocaust »
*hair on the bottom of the scormut which cushions an above-average schlong

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Bathsalt Zombie
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by Bathsalt Zombie »
If only work allowed me to grow out a beard.

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by Abzu »
[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]*hair on the bottom of the scormut which cushions an overly-limp schlong

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ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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