worst band ever

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 30 Aug 2009, 06:26

[youtube]GOhLFeWNpQ4[/youtube]

cant stand this fucking band

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 30 Aug 2009, 06:26

I actually had to debate with myself over this one....

but...

otep

I had the displeasure of actually seeing otep live once. it was painful.

Syysysyd · Post by **Syysysyd** » 30 Aug 2009, 06:53

theres way too many to count

zim · Post by **zim** » 30 Aug 2009, 07:22

I thought it was going to be that Behold.. The Acrtopus vdeo

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 30 Aug 2009, 07:29

[quote name="zim"]I thought it was going to be that Behold.. The Acrtopus vdeo[/quote]

they're so technical, it's horrible, but they're not the worst.

Also considering the drummer is in Blotted Science, you can't call them the worst.

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 30 Aug 2009, 07:31

but Behold.. The Acrtopus win.

at least as a band. that one video they put out was pretty terrible, but it was out of context. I don't get the beef people have with them.

zim · Post by **zim** » 30 Aug 2009, 07:34

[quote name="Lumbergh"]but Behold.. The Acrtopus win.

at least as a band. that one video they put out was pretty terrible, but it was out of context. I don't get the beef people have with them.[/quote]

this video makes them look awful, to be honest i haven't listened to any of their stuff

[youtube]1BgNhR9oisM[/youtube]

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 30 Aug 2009, 07:39

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Lumbergh"]but Behold.. The Acrtopus win.

at least as a band. that one video they put out was pretty terrible, but it was out of context. I don't get the beef people have with them.[/quote]

this video makes them look awful, to be honest i haven't listened to any of their stuff

[youtube]1BgNhR9oisM[/youtube][/quote]

i have the one EP or something that Relapse (?) put out.

The Warr guitar is awesome.

Alos the Warr hard-on bearer's solo album on Ipecac is pretty damn dark & heavy

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 30 Aug 2009, 10:50

[quote name="Lumbergh"]but Behold.. The Acrtopus win.

at least as a band. that one video they put out was pretty terrible, but it was out of context. I don't get the beef people have with them.[/quote]

it's the same with any other super-showy tech band. there's really no point to it once you get tired of the whole 'hey! look what i can do!' bit

zim · Post by **zim** » 30 Aug 2009, 11:02

I really like tech death metal but you can get tired of it a lot faster than other music

like if necrophagist had more slower parts i would love them 10x more

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 30 Aug 2009, 11:44

if necrophagist wrote music instead of just playing their instruments well, i might like them even just a tiny bit

zim · Post by **zim** » 30 Aug 2009, 11:46

[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]if necrophagist wrote music instead of just playing their instruments well, i might like them even just a tiny bit[/quote]

i like their music, some people just can't get into it and think it's all pointless wankery.

[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]it's the same with any other super-showy tech band. there's really no point to it once you get tired of the whole 'hey! look what i can do!' bit[/quote]

this is usually the response to tech-dm. i really don't think most bands play technical music just to show off their skill. i'm sure it's natural for a lot of people to want to play technical, it can be fun to play and produce such a crazy chaotic sound while being really controlled.

it's just a matter of if the music has any feeling to it. i,e, i think necrophagist produce a dark feeling while i think psycroptic don't have any at all. and really it's all personal taste and opinion

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 30 Aug 2009, 11:48

there's a few tech bands that I still dig, but not many.

I appreciate the tech & musicianship but it's boring.

Like 2 Aussie tech bands who i've seen live & dug, but next time I saw them bored me to tears - Flesh Mechanic & Devolved.

I think I enjoy the 'chaotic-tech', to the 'tech-tech'.

For example, say earlyish Dillinger (it was more tech-hardcore) - it's tech, but has balls and a soul behind it.

Where as B...TA are just tech-tech, no soul or balls.

I guess it's like fusion - some fusion is just horrible & has no soul, but then you get someone like Scott Henderson who has the shred & tech of all them guys, but the soul of Stevie Ray Vaughan.

that's my couple of cents...

zim · Post by **zim** » 30 Aug 2009, 11:50

[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="zim"]I thought it was going to be that Behold.. The Acrtopus vdeo[/quote]

they're so technical, it's horrible, but they're not the worst.

Also considering the drummer is in Blotted Science, you can't call them the worst.[/quote]

he's not in bt...a anymore and blotted science

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 30 Aug 2009, 11:51

as for the title of "worst band ever" i'd say Creed or that horrible type of shit.

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 30 Aug 2009, 11:52

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="zim"]I thought it was going to be that Behold.. The Acrtopus vdeo[/quote]

they're so technical, it's horrible, but they're not the worst.

Also considering the drummer is in Blotted Science, you can't call them the worst.[/quote]

he's not in bt...a anymore [/quote]

oh

zim · Post by **zim** » 30 Aug 2009, 12:00

iwrestledabearonce? their parents must not have fed them their ritalin when they were children

and goddamn i hate bands that give their songs the most fuck retarded titles.. "tastes like kevin bacon"

i was standing in line to see Carcass once and some jackass infront of me is bragging about his band and says we just finished our song "it's ok, i'm a jedi". i wanted to throw him into traffic

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 30 Aug 2009, 12:05

[quote name="FUKKET"]as for the title of "worst band ever" i'd say Creed or that horrible type of shit.[/quote]

my brother sent this to me a few days ago and i've probably watched it a half a dozen times since and it still makes me laugh like a retard every time

[youtube]ipy58SaIRhs[/youtube]

the drums, the fucking drums get me every time

zim · Post by **zim** » 30 Aug 2009, 12:06

[youtube]ZrFTR9fucr8[/youtube]

tonight at shitty bands

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 30 Aug 2009, 13:48

[quote name="zim"][youtube]ZrFTR9fucr8[/youtube]

tonight at shitty bands[/quote]

oh jebus that is horrible.... and everyone copies the DEP guitar dances

zim · Post by **zim** » 30 Aug 2009, 13:53

[quote name="FUKKET"] DEP guitar dances

[/quote]

??

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 30 Aug 2009, 17:27

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="FUKKET"] DEP guitar dances

[/quote]

??[/quote]

ever since DE got a wider audience & influenced all these tech-core bands, they do the same 'moves' as DEP have done for years - guitars really high & thrashing around making their guitars kind of spin around their bodies...

it's really lame.

djonni greazo · Post by **djonni greazo** » 30 Aug 2009, 17:55

[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]as for the title of "worst band ever" i'd say Creed or that horrible type of shit.[/quote]

my brother sent this to me a few days ago and i've probably watched it a half a dozen times since and it still makes me laugh like a retard every time

[youtube]ipy58SaIRhs[/youtube]

the drums, the fucking drums get me every time[/quote]

another "gem":

[youtube]yHYYu6uuOU8[/youtube]

"the microphone is oooooooooooooon"

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 30 Aug 2009, 22:28

options numbering 2

bob_here · Post by **bob_here** » 30 Aug 2009, 23:35

[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]as for the title of "worst band ever" i'd say Creed or that horrible type of shit.[/quote]

my brother sent this to me a few days ago and i've probably watched it a half a dozen times since and it still makes me laugh like a retard every time

[youtube]ipy58SaIRhs[/youtube]

the drums, the fucking drums get me every time[/quote]

HOLY CRAP, Fm, dude, I just laughed for about a half hour straight watching that. That kills! Absolutely hilarious

shadowalk · Post by **shadowalk** » 31 Aug 2009, 00:35

[quote name="i am the pink lizard"]

another "gem":

[youtube]yHYYu6uuOU8[/youtube]

"the microphone is oooooooooooooon"

[/quote]

Oh it's that band, Mars Volta.

bob_here · Post by **bob_here** » 31 Aug 2009, 00:47

[quote name="shadowalk"]
[quote name="i am the pink lizard"]

another "gem":

[youtube]yHYYu6uuOU8[/youtube]

"the microphone is oooooooooooooon"

[/quote]

Oh it's that band, Mars Volta.

[/quote]

These really are gems

Does that singer kind of look like Joey belladonna?????

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 31 Aug 2009, 02:21

My singer loves that iwrestledabearonce shit; I cant fucking stand it. He also loves the whole Boston-breakdown-highstupidnormajeanvocals type shit. Thank fuck he doesn't carry that over into our shit.

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 31 Aug 2009, 03:06

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 31 Aug 2009, 03:07

i would rather watch creed live than see either of the two listed in the poll

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 31 Aug 2009, 16:40

My roommate is really into that Otep shit. Went as far as naming a snake after her once. It died, fortunately.

I think my girlfriend likes her too. I'm going to avoid finding out for sure as long as possible, because I don't feel like breaking up yet.

zim · Post by **zim** » 31 Aug 2009, 16:43

[quote name="HbW"]My roommate is really into that Otep shit. Went as far as naming a snake after her once. It died, fortunately.

I think my girlfriend likes her too. I'm going to avoid finding out for sure as long as possible, because I don't feel like breaking up yet.[/quote]

My girlfriend listens to Emily Autumn..

and I think I've seen Otep CD's in her car, wait no.. Lacuna Coil

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 31 Aug 2009, 17:39

[quote name="i am the pink lizard"]
[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]as for the title of "worst band ever" i'd say Creed or that horrible type of shit.[/quote]

my brother sent this to me a few days ago and i've probably watched it a half a dozen times since and it still makes me laugh like a retard every time

[youtube]ipy58SaIRhs[/youtube]

the drums, the fucking drums get me every time[/quote]

another "gem":

[youtube]yHYYu6uuOU8[/youtube]

"the microphone is oooooooooooooon"

[/quote]

i've always loved the 'original' - Santana shreds, actually, that should be in the classic youtube vid thread.

The Vai on the 3 neck guitar shreds is also hilarious

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 31 Aug 2009, 17:48

[quote name="TranscendingMusic"]
[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]as for the title of "worst band ever" i'd say Creed or that horrible type of shit.[/quote]

my brother sent this to me a few days ago and i've probably watched it a half a dozen times since and it still makes me laugh like a retard every time

[youtube]ipy58SaIRhs[/youtube]

the drums, the fucking drums get me every time[/quote]

HOLY CRAP, Fm, dude, I just laughed for about a half hour straight watching that. That kills! Absolutely hilarious[/quote]

forum/viewtopic.php?f=10&t=1713&p=28657#p28657

djonni greazo · Post by **djonni greazo** » 31 Aug 2009, 17:49

[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="i am the pink lizard"]
[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]as for the title of "worst band ever" i'd say Creed or that horrible type of shit.[/quote]

my brother sent this to me a few days ago and i've probably watched it a half a dozen times since and it still makes me laugh like a retard every time

[youtube]ipy58SaIRhs[/youtube]

the drums, the fucking drums get me every time[/quote]

another "gem":

[youtube]yHYYu6uuOU8[/youtube]

"the microphone is oooooooooooooon"

[/quote]

i've always loved the 'original' - Santana shreds, actually, that should be in the classic youtube vid thread.

The Vai on the 3 neck guitar shreds is also hilarious[/quote]

and let's not forget those classic Malmsteen and Petrucci vids ("i taught god how to play the guitar")

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 31 Aug 2009, 17:59

[quote name="i am the pink lizard"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="i am the pink lizard"]
[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]as for the title of "worst band ever" i'd say Creed or that horrible type of shit.[/quote]s[/quote]

and let's not forget those classic Malmsteen and Petrucci vids ("i taught god how to play the guitar")

[/quote][/quote][/quote]

do share!?

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 31 Aug 2009, 23:36

I'd rather date a sexy leopard elevator who likes Lacuna Coil and Emilie Autumn than one who likes Otep and iwrestledabearonce or Norma Jean.

djonni greazo · Post by **djonni greazo** » 31 Aug 2009, 23:37

[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="i am the pink lizard"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="i am the pink lizard"]
[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]as for the title of "worst band ever" i'd say Creed or that horrible type of shit.[/quote]s[/quote]

and let's not forget those classic Malmsteen and Petrucci vids ("i taught god how to play the guitar")

[/quote][/quote][/quote]

do share!?[/quote]

[youtube]hywld4xFHiM[/youtube]

[youtube]evTTHS9hwvU[/youtube]

[youtube]_pJ1ccnC1GI[/youtube]

[youtube]SKMYeXkYcgs[/youtube]

[youtube]eQBjtZsWYX0[/youtube]

[youtube]fkj19VarQx0[/youtube]

Bathsalt Zombie · Post by **Bathsalt Zombie** » 01 Sep 2009, 11:13

I fucking can't believe you all are ignoring Brokencyde!

[youtube]N8F5YSA1Oz0[/youtube]

I rest my case.

zim · Post by **zim** » 01 Sep 2009, 11:17

:page2thinks: they're better left unmentioned

Bathsalt Zombie · Post by **Bathsalt Zombie** » 01 Sep 2009, 11:21

well the thread calls for worst band ever, so... I did.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 01 Sep 2009, 12:19

i forgot about norma jean till now

. my one roommate is all into attack attack which is pretty much like brokencyde only not as popular.

zim · Post by **zim** » 01 Sep 2009, 12:23

[quote name="Nick"]i forgot about norma jean till now

. my one roommate is all into attack attack which is pretty much like brokencyde only not as popular.[/quote]

[youtube]nQVpITyOdc8[/youtube]

if given the chance i would castrate all of them

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 01 Sep 2009, 12:25

im surprised you didnt post the katy perry cover song. its the song most people know them for.

zim · Post by **zim** » 01 Sep 2009, 12:28

[quote name="Nick"]im surprised you didnt post the katy perry cover song. its the song most people know them for.[/quote]

didn't even know they covered one of her songs

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 01 Sep 2009, 12:32

yeah. its awful.

this is the song the roommate plays all the time.

[youtube]WvHRlxnLsAg[/youtube]

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 01 Sep 2009, 14:29

alright now what the FUCK is going on on this page

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 01 Sep 2009, 19:53

:looe:

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 01 Sep 2009, 22:05

[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]alright now what the FUCK is going on on this page[/quote]

awful in a youtube video

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 01 Sep 2009, 22:25

i've probably posted this about 10 times before but it fucking kills me!

[youtube]Nzmr6REbSTU[/youtube]