Gonna start taking Shao-lin Kung fu

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Gonna start taking Shao-lin Kung fu

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Pretty soon here. There's a school in Boulder that's taught by 8th degree Elder Masters. Really looking forward to honing my mind and body. :xx:
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That is so fucking awesome man, go for it :xx:
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martial arts :xx:
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My roommate and I visited the school last night and had a long talk with Elder Master Soard (how fucking cool is that name?). I am definitely impressed. She's been doing this for 38 years. :ryan:
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sounds neato.
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I've heard that Boulder is great for running o.o
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Yes. Yes it is. There are lots and lots of paths and trails, plus there's the mountains, you know. The whole city kinda runs right up the foothills, so you can really get a workout.
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Your city sounds like a place where I would like to live...
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i don't know you...

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We'll be starting on Tuesday, at which point we will have undertaken the physical exercise equivalent of strapping a jet engine to a tricycle.:oldryan:
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Elder Master Sard :xx:
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Does sard mean the same thing here that it does on nbb? Cabby arse to figure it out.
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What does it mean on the nbb?
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roughtly "I'm not gonna bother."
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[quote name="HbW"]roughtly "I'm not gonna bother."[/quote]



I've come to learn that it means about the same here.



i sard doing anything that isn't in my bed or my computer chair. :oldryan:
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[quote name="HbW"]Does sard mean the same thing here that it does on nbb? Cabby arse to figure it out.[/quote]



yeah :santa:. way back when the nbb first opened anyone who was around on the mabb posted there too.
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NBB stole alot of our language
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i think it was the cannibal corpse board that stole my nun :frown:
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I sard other bards.



plus this wins:[quote name="Void"]Elder Master Sard :xx:[/quote]



plus I have a fellating lover in Manitou Springs who takes kung fu. Colorado looks :xx: but I sard travel.
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[quote name="Void"]Elder Master Sard :xx:[/quote]



Excellent work :lol:
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:xx: Sardation of the Planet :god:
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[quote name="MorbidAngle"]
[quote name="Void"]Elder Master Sard :xx:[/quote]



Excellent work :lol:[/quote]



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[quote name="abzu"]I sard other bards.



plus this wins:[quote name="Void"]Elder Master Sard :xx:[/quote]



plus I have a fellating lover in Manitou Springs who takes kung fu. Colorado looks :xx: but I sard travel.[/quote]





Colorado is the shit.
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i had to switch planes in Colorado on my way to Azirona
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Well, it looks like the Kung fu will have to wait another week. My roommate is getting a Colt .45, and we're gonna go shooting. :xx:
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[quote name="HbW"]Well, it looks like the Kung fu will have to wait another week. My roommate is getting a Colt .45, and we're gonna go shooting. :xx:[/quote]



2nd ammendment :xx:

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I'm a natural. Three headshots from the first clip.
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