Aaaaah, BALLS!!!

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Aaaaah, BALLS!!!

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I burned me cooking! I need 150cc's of Emergency Jesus, STAT!! Prep those Prayer-drip bags ASAP!! :tear: :tear:
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then make something else :mmno:
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he had time to run to the computer whilst stuff was burning?
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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I always run to the computer during an emergency. Soon I'll have to get an Iphone so that if I fall and can't get up I can still tell you all what I ate for breakfast that day! :greenie: :huh:
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Your food deserved it.



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There's something to be said about low heat and patience.
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Not when you're trying to pan-sear something.



[quote name="Nick"]he had time to run to the computer whilst stuff was burning?[/quote]



I burnt myself. And I didn't post about it until an hour or so later.
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you were on fire for an hour :shock:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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:gaylol:
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote:the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
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The point was that by burning myself, I came up with the expression "Emergency Jesus." Don't fuck this up for me. :oof:
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:backupsavior:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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Call GOD-911!! We have a situation!!
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Here's the burn:
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...





the rack of a convection oven at 550f

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I feel ya, man. I've definitely done that my fair share of times.
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ah the branded tribal markings of the Cook Tribe... :beer:
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Especially when Cook is your last name. :tit:
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Your last name is Cook?
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That it is.
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[quote name="abzu"]...





the rack of a convection oven at 550f

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That's a penis head on the right.
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[quote name="HbW"]That it is.[/quote]





i know some people with the last name of cook :santa:
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:grimsanta:
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[quote name="ManOfSteel"]
[quote name="abzu"]...





the rack of a convection oven at 550f

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That's a penis head on the right.[/quote]

That would be one stubby penis head then
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It's a butt
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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use an oven-mitten next time einstein
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Put an oven mit on in a restaurant kitchen and you'll re-earn that Jonathan Davis routine, Zimberly.



We used tongs for grabbing. That was a split second touch against the top rack while pulling a GBC out of the middle rack.
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i thought it was at your home
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Nein.
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[quote name="rhino"]
[quote name="HbW"]That it is.[/quote]





i know some people with the last name of cook :santa:[/quote]



how many are you related to that youve fucked? :redneck:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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