Zakk Wylde unleashes......this

[Devy]

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Now you too can say you've spent over $1000 on an Epiphone guitar shaped like a fucking coffin.

[Holocaust]

That looks fucking retarded.

[shadowalk]

I like his pickups but I don't like his guitars.

[jawn galliano]

there is no redeeming value to anything involving zakk wylde

[baron von blondle]

this dude loves that guitar

[Devy]

Has he got a tiara on?

[baron von blondle]

I think it's just cancer of the personality

[Devy]

That's alright then.

[Anjel]

[Hugo.]

I actually stared at that picture for quite some time going

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="Hugo"]I actually stared at that picture for quite some time going [/quote]



:chebs:

[Hugo.]

Wait thats not a chick?



NOT AGAIN!

[baron von blondle]

it doesn't matter if you like it

[zim]

the only thing that would make this guitar even cooler is a coffin case!

[baron von blondle]

or a lump hammer

[deckard]

zakk wylde is a fucking idiot

[Devy]

[quote name="zim"]the only thing that would make this guitar even cooler is a coffin case! [/quote]







Yeah...that's the official case. First person to make a "yo dawg" joke fucks men

[Hugo.]

The case looks better than the guitar.



The way the bulk of the body is justified toward the neck end is all kinds of wrong. But if you were to to flip it the other way, the coffin would be upside down if you stood the guitar on end. Ergo the shape doesnt work and shouldnt have been tried ergo fuck you guitar man.

[Devy]

It's amazing how many things seem to be in the wrong place on that guitar. Why's the pickup selector there? Why is the input jack down there? What's the strap button doing on the end? You just know the other strap button is right at the base of the neck. It'll dive like an kamikaze pilot.

[Hugo.]

I dunno, I kinda like it.



:theresalwaysone:





:friendroid:

[Holocaust]

That thing looks un-fucking-comfortable to play. :looe:

[Devy]

[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]That thing looks un-fucking-comfortable to play. :looe:[/quote]



It seems to have one of those fold out dealies on the bottom so you can play it sat down, but even with that it looks fucking awkward. There's too much empty space on the right. Your picking hand's going to be in your left pocket when you play that thing.