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Sixty completely unusable stock photos

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Image :bang:
rhino wrote:
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[quote name="Lumbergh"]Image[/quote]



That's why they only ever show his face on the Pringles tubes.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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[quote name="Lumbergh"]



Image

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Imagine being that model. Imagine your agent calls you one day to tell you he's found you some work. Imagine how excited you are. Then imagine you get to the studio and find the photographer, a Hitler stache, a gingham dress and a bowl of potatoes just...waiting. :tear:
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I imagine the photographer being a hard-on bearer with a cigar yelling "DO YOU WANT TO GET TO THE TOP!? WELL THIS IS HOW! STOP CRYING!"
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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for some reason, when read that, I read it in the voice of and also pictured the photographer as John Cleese
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I'd pictured J Jonah Jameson :redneck:
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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haha, I can see that.
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Image



I can't get enough of this picture.
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This one's amazing. Look how impractical those boots are!
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

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holy crap, I found a whole site that is dedicated to nothing but bad stock photos



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and this one is just awesome....



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[quote name="Devy"]Image



This one's amazing. Look how impractical those boots are![/quote]



This one made me burst out laughing.



He has the smile and underpants of a trained killer but he gun and boots of a giant.
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Link at the bottom: "Playboy Playmates Tebowing" :redneck:

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