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Boss Primigenius
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by Boss Primigenius » 17 Dec 2011, 04:20
Some of you may remember me from a long time ago.
In the last five years I have gained some weight, gone blonde, dropped out of college and ended up getting stuck in a job that I hate but managed to get promoted to office manager because my boss thinks I'm really awesome. He is a fat old man so this is not surprising.
This is me back then
This is me now
I don't age like normal people do. Or at least my lips don't.
I can drink a lot and not make spelling mistakes.
Hi
Verbal
The Melancholy Wizards
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by Verbal » 17 Dec 2011, 04:21
Methuselah Honeysuckle
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by Methuselah Honeysuckle » 17 Dec 2011, 04:29
vega wrote: But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg.
. She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote: ↑ 10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
Devy
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by Devy » 17 Dec 2011, 04:35
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
Methuselah Honeysuckle
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by Methuselah Honeysuckle » 17 Dec 2011, 06:07
Zim is not one of them
vega wrote: But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg.
. She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote: ↑ 10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
Methuselah Honeysuckle
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by Methuselah Honeysuckle » 17 Dec 2011, 06:11
Zim is zimberley
vega wrote: But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg.
. She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote: ↑ 10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
Verbal
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by Verbal » 17 Dec 2011, 06:17
[quote name="Nick"]Zim is zimberley
[/quote]
(hot)
Mr. P
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by Mr. P » 17 Dec 2011, 06:27
Hello lady
ANGEL OF DESEASE
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by ANGEL OF DESEASE » 17 Dec 2011, 06:43
khello
Aod I am
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
ANGEL OF DESEASE
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by ANGEL OF DESEASE » 17 Dec 2011, 06:46
Ok.
<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
Devy
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by Devy » 17 Dec 2011, 06:51
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
Abzu
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by Abzu » 17 Dec 2011, 06:56
Hi. I am Scott.
I am not one of the drunkenly good spellers, I think. Am I? Hey Nick, am I?
Sexy lips
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote: the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
Boss Primigenius
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by Boss Primigenius » 17 Dec 2011, 07:19
Also that was really inappropriate and if I wasn't trying very hard to sit tight and not die right now I'd be very upset with you.
droidspawn
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by droidspawn » 17 Dec 2011, 07:34
Methuselah Honeysuckle
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by Methuselah Honeysuckle » 17 Dec 2011, 07:40
[quote name=";,,;"]
Hi. I am Scott.
I am not one of the drunkenly good spellers, I think. Am I? Hey Nick, am I?
Sexy lips
[/quote]
I only read about 1/3 of what you post when you're drunk
vega wrote: But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg.
. She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote: ↑ 10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
Ninny
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by Ninny » 17 Dec 2011, 07:45
Blonde fatties
Devy
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by Devy » 17 Dec 2011, 07:59
[quote name="Ninny"]Blonde fatties
[/quote]
Great, now I'm choking on my drink.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
Abzu
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by Abzu » 17 Dec 2011, 08:51
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name=";,,;"]
Hi. I am Scott.
I am not one of the drunkenly good spellers, I think. Am I? Hey Nick, am I?
Sexy lips
[/quote]
I only read about 1/3 of what you post when you're drunk
[/quote]
I only read about 1/3 of what I write when I'm drunk,too. What a coincidence!
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote: the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
vega
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by vega » 17 Dec 2011, 22:24
welcome to mabb
crack and tune
Haunty
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by Haunty » 18 Dec 2011, 00:18
Sup. Welcome back to the family.
Need a new signature? Why not Zoidberg?
(V) (;,,;) (V)
Methuselah Honeysuckle
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by Methuselah Honeysuckle » 18 Dec 2011, 00:50
[quote name="Ninny"]Blonde fatties
[/quote]
I almost died from laughter
vega wrote: But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg.
. She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
Ninny wrote: ↑ 10 Oct 2021, 21:53
but now I want to suck her soft parts.
Abzu
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by Abzu » 18 Dec 2011, 00:56
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Ninny"]Blonde fatties
[/quote]
I almost died from laughter[/quote]
That got me as well
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote: the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
baron von blondle
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by baron von blondle » 18 Dec 2011, 01:06
welcome to the inappropriate bard
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
Abzu
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by Abzu » 18 Dec 2011, 01:07
[quote name="baron von blondle"]welcome to the inappropriate bard
[/quote]
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote: the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
rhino
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by rhino » 18 Dec 2011, 06:27
vacuum lips
droidspawn
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by droidspawn » 18 Dec 2011, 07:17
in the first pic she kinda looks like shitty
Haunty
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by Haunty » 18 Dec 2011, 13:55
I want to fist your earrings.
Need a new signature? Why not Zoidberg?
(V) (;,,;) (V)
Abzu
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by Abzu » 18 Dec 2011, 14:37
[quote name="HbW"]I want to fist your earrings.[/quote]
And this is why I like sharing a name with you.
ANGEL OF DESEASE wrote: the path of whoring is something wicked and grim, and very philosophical.
;,,;
Aaron
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by Aaron » 30 Dec 2011, 07:45
Sup Cunty
, glad to finally see you over here.
Aaron
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by Aaron » 01 Jan 2012, 05:21
the sard has been really strong in me
Aaron
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by Aaron » 04 Jan 2012, 05:19
I will say that I've been posting a little bit more than what I've been all year now.
TamPron
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by TamPron » 16 Jan 2012, 05:16
tam tam i am.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]
baron von blondle
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by baron von blondle » 16 Jan 2012, 05:40
for it is forbidden to forget him! thus spake Zarathustra!
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
TamPron
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by TamPron » 16 Jan 2012, 05:52
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]
baron von blondle
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by baron von blondle » 16 Jan 2012, 05:55
and he spoke thusly - for I am TamTam the unforgotten one, he who dwelleth in memoriam for all time (except on tuesdays when I rest and go to bingo)
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
TamPron
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by TamPron » 16 Jan 2012, 06:19
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]
baron von blondle
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by baron von blondle » 16 Jan 2012, 06:26
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]Peter Theobalds is a full of win.[/quote]
Hugo.
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by Hugo. » 20 Jan 2012, 20:58
Its a bingo!
Mr. P
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by Mr. P » 21 Jan 2012, 00:05
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