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aaaaahhhh :waa: :waa: :waa:
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:hate:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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[quote name="Skinoperable"]this is why my band uses a drum machine :brushteeth:[/quote]
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you dont really mean that :eyes:
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Drummers are smart. They know when to bail out.



Like Pete.
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yeah but drum machine is meh :oldryan:





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drummers are fucking holes of ass. :akane: :shakefist: :shakefist:
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Tommy is one of my fav drummers :idea:



p.s. I would like to have his kind of penis too :brushteeth:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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drummers are fucking flakes. all of them
[quote name="shittin bricks on hoes. shittin it up all good like"]
[quote name="shittin bricks on hoes. shittin it up all good like"]you keep your quiznosy scunt away from my taintbag[/quote]

upon further review this has got to be one of the most baffling things ever said on the mabb[/quote]

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There's actual drummers and then there's people who own drum kits.Unreliable cunts.I've found it impossible to start a band.
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if done right drum machines can be :xx:



mirrorthrone comes to mind.
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almost everything went wrong with the preparations yesterday in the studio, but we finally have every piece of the kit, everything set up, and hopefully today and tomorrow the drummer will do an excellent job.
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[quote name="Skinoperable"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]yeah but drum machine is meh :oldryan:[/quote]



uncorrect[/quote]



They suck live, and I know this from personal experience. I played two shows with one, and while it was nice that for once the drummer wasn't fucking up, or sloppy or whatever, there was no energy in it. I hope it's something I never have to do again.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]yeah but drum machine is meh :oldryan:

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[quote name="COCK BALLS PUBE TITS"]
[quote name="Skinoperable"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]yeah but drum machine is meh :oldryan:[/quote]



uncorrect[/quote]



They suck live, and I know this from personal experience. I played two shows with one, and while it was nice that for once the drummer wasn't fucking up, or sloppy or whatever, there was no energy in it. I hope it's something I never have to do again.[/quote]

I don't think I'd ever use one live.
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[quote name="Void"]almost everything went wrong with the preparations yesterday in the studio, but we finally have every piece of the kit, everything set up, and hopefully today and tomorrow the drummer will do an excellent job.[/quote]



Good news :gay:
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[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="COCK BALLS PUBE devy's clits"]
[quote name="Skinoperable"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]yeah but drum machine is meh :oldryan:[/quote]



uncorrect[/quote]



They suck live, and I know this from personal experience. I played two shows with one, and while it was nice that for once the drummer wasn't fucking up, or sloppy or whatever, there was no energy in it. I hope it's something I never have to do again.[/quote]

I don't think I'd ever use one live.[/quote]



The exception is Gene Hoglan.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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[quote name="rhino"]Image[/quote]



thems some big bass drums
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drummers are a bunch of fucking assholes
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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most drummers are just lazy, meh.
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:idea:





Drummers were exactly the motivation of why my previous bands split up, and also WHY i can't complete a line up NOW.



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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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:tear:
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one drummer I had reharsal with had a fucking amazing Look, but he wasn't able to play drum in a different way except a Ramones style.





mmmmmm, go home fucker.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="lǝp + uɯH + lɹʇƆ"]if done right drum machines can be :xx:



mirrorthrone comes to mind.[/quote]



Also:



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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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i want some cawfee now. a tall latte perhapps
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'Scuse me...
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
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fucking love that album
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It might be my favourite of all his albums, it's got everything.
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]

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pretty much
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Ah yes, Drummers. These are the meatheads that show up to the studio with broken cymbals, a shit kit, with six year old skins held together by duct tape, give a crap performance, wonder why they don't sound like Derek Roddy on "King of all kings" then look at you, the engineer, like it's your fault. :shake:
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