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I want a slice of pizza but don't have it
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I want a slice of pizza but don't have it[/quote]



i want some italian pizza
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mosquitos are eating me alive , fucking god
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Italian pizza?
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now that sounds like a party!
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FAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAACK
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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God damn, I'm in the mood for some pizza now.
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me 2 :xx:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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and some alcool as well.
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Hey AOD!
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pass Tam Tam for the number one spot already!
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I'm definitely going to a party tonight
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looking forward to that actually
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get to be out of the apt
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hang out with friends
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and get drunk for free
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also watch some fireworks
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so I'm probably not going to get 1k tonight
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just to be real with you all
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the sard has grown extremely strong on me lately
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so I'm getting what I can right now
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because otherwise, it will take me longer to get
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but nonetheless,
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1k will be in my hand soon enough
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but anyways
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I've been finding myself lately not abled to sleep at night
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not even a few hours!
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insomnia FTL :oldryan:
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and work has been kicking my ass recently
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been working since wednesday, and wont have an off day until tuesday.
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god, I can't wait until then
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they've been working the fuck out of me
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and I can't wait until wednesday night
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I'll actually have money in my pockets again!
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and I'll be a happy camper
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but I need to lay off the alcohol
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the reason why I get in debt is because of too much money gone to beer.
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and that means, laying off the bars
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even though I really like hanging out with friends at bars.
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loss of a social life because of money :oldryan:
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jesus, I need to get laid
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a sexy leopard elevator at work showed me her titties in the stockroom and she had huuuuge nipples and now i wish id never talked her into it :frown: they will haunt my dreams.
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[quote name="Rob"]a sexy leopard elevator at work showed me her titties in the stockroom and she had huuuuge nipples and now i wish id never talked her into it :frown: they will haunt my dreams.[/quote]



:xx:
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i got a dart board out of stock and put it on the wall, and made the rule that if she didnt hit the number i said in 3 attempts she had to show me her boobies. it seemed like such a flawless plan :frown:
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[quote name="Rob"]i got a dart board out of stock and put it on the wall, and made the rule that if she didnt hit the number i said in 3 attempts she had to show me her boobies. it seemed like such a flawless plan :frown:[/quote]



that sounds almost criminal... brilliant!
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[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Rob"]i got a dart board out of stock and put it on the wall, and made the rule that if she didnt hit the number i said in 3 attempts she had to show me her boobies. it seemed like such a flawless plan :frown:[/quote]



that sounds almost criminal... brilliant![/quote]



indeed :interessant:
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[quote name="Rob"]a sexy leopard elevator at work showed me her titties in the stockroom and she had huuuuge nipples and now i wish id never talked her into it :frown: they will haunt my dreams.[/quote]

pepperoni nipples :frown:
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ha, yeah some hot chick a few years back (a bartender who had a boyfriend) finally showed her tits one night and her nipples stuck out like 2 inches, it was the grossest thing ever
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