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ive been off for two whole days and...

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no one has sexed my cellphone...NO ONE!!!! :alone:
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okay i just called myself from my house phone to make sure i can receive calls and it works. really weird though...no incoming calls or texts. :huh:
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Sorry too hear that.



Erica,

Are you the vice squad officer?

Or whas it somebody else on the mabb?
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yeah Patrick, she' s our Policegirl :tit:



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Erica don't complain about that. cellphones s-uck!
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Yeah Marco,



Nothing is more sexy than a women in a uniform :xx:



In a respectful way ofcourse :redneck:
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aye, ima cop. and work has a tendency to call me when i'm off to inquire about reports and what not. i usually am annoyed by the calls from family and friends when i'm working, but having time on my hands and no contact with anyone surprisingly blows. oh well. guess i'll go scarf down some donuts er something.
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Donuts :xx:

It's because i must loose some weight, otherwise i would have pounding my mouth with a nice donut.
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oh trust me...have a 70% administrative job is sure to produce junk in the trunk...which i'm working to drop. i've put on a good 25 punds since i graduated the academy a couple years ago.
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Want some help working that off? :greenie: :jizz:
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[quote name="abzu"]Want some help working that off? :greenie: :jizz:[/quote]



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i could certainly use several good workout sessions :tit:
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I've been exercising my abs recently
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the only source of exercise I get is when I ride my bike to and from work, and the occasional ride-around-town-for-as-long-as-I-can kinda stints I do.
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for a second there i thoght you were erica, and riding your bike to work made no sense
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[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]jack daniels broke in last night and made all sorts of no sense at all, all over the place[/quote]
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as I mentioned in my moving thread, jack daniels plans to break int omorrow night and make even less sense. also, he wil be ewwearing a greeen suit.
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[quote name="erica"]i could certainly use several good workout sessions :tit:[/quote]

:god: :ba: :pepper: :ryan: :tit: :god:

:jizz:

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[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="erica"]i could certainly use several good workout sessions :tit:[/quote]

:god: :ba: :pepper: :ryan: :tit: :god:

:jizz:

:xx:[/quote]



Well get your butt over here and I shall have a workout session with you!!! == :beer:
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:tit: :beer:
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sexual preversions
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My goodness, you guys know how to treat a lady :lol:
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