USA roadtrip plans...

[baron von blondle]

ok...i've been in discussions with my wife today about a U.S. tour type roadmovie chaos..who the fuck wouild link it with the Baron and a Spanish angel if we hired some fucking wheels and hit the dirty old U.S of A? i got atlanta covered for a few days but need some incentive to put miles on the clock..... :tit:

[beandorkio]

When roughly are you looking at going?

Got anywhere in your sights particularly?



If you were breezing past the Burning Man festival this year or the next I'd love to jump on board for a stretch.

[jawn galliano]

any idea when you plan on going on this little adventure?

[baron von blondle]

it's totally hypothetical at the mo, we were thinking of a beach vacation somewhere tropical or crazy and i was banging on about my U.S roadtrips before and it may be more of an adventure..maybe later this year octoberish or next summer.

[Bathsalt Zombie]

I think you should start in Tampa Bay. And head your way up north sir.

[baron von blondle]

Miami was one destination discussed...could make sense..

[Mr. P]

I think you should just fly to states, rent a car and drive to rocky mountains. Then somewhere on the way you kill two innocent people (male and female, preferrible your (and your misses) look-a-likes), Drive to the mountains, dump to car to valley with your id's on the bodies and live your life happily in the wilderness... Your cats would love it too =)

[zim]

You could come to Kentuckys Red River Gorge and dump the remains of your victim off a popular hiking trail..(this may or may not have happened a few months ago)

[baron von blondle]

i'm encouraged by the murder theme thats goin on here...who can arrange untraceable firearms?

[Mesarthim]

don't bother with Miami, you should fly into Tampa and go from there.

the west coast beaches are nicer anyways.

[beandorkio]

My ideal (nontour) US roadtrip would be:



start in Miami, go to lummo's cowtown, maybe hang out on Daytona beach for a day or two, pop into Tampa, then travel New Orleans for some gothery and cajun cooking, drive across all the way to El Paso, watch illegals get chased around, drive thru Nevada and some Wiley Coyote country, maybe pop into Vegas for a few streetside laybacks, head for a southern cali beach for some R&R, up to LA, up to San Francisco, up to Seattle, over the Rocky Mountains, into Colorado, ditch the car, fly to the official city of the chicago cubs, hang out for a day or two, fly to NY and go large, home



And special efforts would be made to

1: NOT play any shows while there, and

2: avoid Virginia and most of the east coast

[Redd]

Avoid NJ at all costs. The stench may kill you.

[baron von blondle]

[quote name="beandorkio"]My ideal (nontour) US roadtrip would be:



start in Miami, go to lummo's cowtown, maybe hang out on Daytona beach for a day or two, pop into Tampa, then travel New Orleans for some gothery and cajun cooking, drive across all the way to El Paso, watch illegals get chased around, drive thru Nevada and some Wiley Coyote country, maybe pop into Vegas for a few streetside laybacks, head for a southern cali beach for some R&R, up to LA, up to San Francisco, up to Seattle, over the Rocky Mountains, into Colorado, ditch the car, fly to the official city of the chicago cubs, hang out for a day or two, fly to NY and go large, home



And special efforts would be made to

1: NOT play any shows while there, and

2: avoid Virginia and most of the east coast[/quote]



OK Beany, when do we leave?

[Teignub]

If you come to San Francisco, let me know. Ill be around and you can crash at my house if you need to.

[Abzu]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]i'm encouraged by the murder theme thats goin on here...who can arrange untraceable firearms?[/quote]

This is the US you're referring to. Who can't?

[zim]

[quote name="beandorkio"]2: avoid Virginia and most of the east coast[/quote]

[scarica]

[quote name="beandorkio"]

2: avoid Virginia and most of the east coast[/quote]

[Holocaust]

[quote name="erica"]
[quote name="beandorkio"]

2: avoid Virginia and most of the east coast[/quote]



[/quote]



He speaks the truth. Commonwealth states are bad juju.

[scarica]

but my awesomeness should bag of diarrhea inside another, bigger bag of diarrhea those other petty issues.

[Haunty]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="beandorkio"]My ideal (nontour) US roadtrip would be:



start in Miami, go to lummo's cowtown, maybe hang out on Daytona beach for a day or two, pop into Tampa, then travel New Orleans for some gothery and cajun cooking, drive across all the way to El Paso, watch illegals get chased around, drive thru Nevada and some Wiley Coyote country, maybe pop into Vegas for a few streetside laybacks, head for a southern cali beach for some R&R, up to LA, up to San Francisco, up to Seattle, over the Rocky Mountains, into Colorado, ditch the car, fly to the official city of the chicago cubs, hang out for a day or two, fly to NY and go large, home



And special efforts would be made to

1: NOT play any shows while there, and

2: avoid Virginia and most of the east coast[/quote]



OK Beany, when do we leave?[/quote]



If you come through Colorado, hit me up.

[Abzu]

[quote name="erica"]but my awesomeness should bag of diarrhea inside another, bigger bag of diarrhea those other petty issues.[/quote]

East Coast Mabbsters representin'

[zim]

East Coast Represent



YEAH-E-YEEEEAAAH

[Bathsalt Zombie]

[quote name="Lumbergh"]don't bother with Miami, you should fly into Tampa and go from there.

the west coast beaches are nicer anyways.[/quote]

Basically what lummy said.

[beandorkio]

I'd only ever return to the east coast proper if someone burned Jaxx to the ground, and presented me with photographic evidence.



You'd look the other way for us wouldn't you, Erica?



Pete, I burn for the Burning Man fest. Might have missed it this year, but if you or anyone lines it up for next year I'm definite.

[Teignub]

Burning Man is in August i believe. you can still make it

[TamPron]

come to butt fuck Oklahoma, and kick it with the Tamster

[zim]

[quote name="TAM TAM"]come to butt fuck Oklahoma, and kick it with the Tamster[/quote]



OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL MORNING, OH WHAT A BEAUTIFUL DAY, I'VE GOT A WONDERFUL FEELING EVERYTHING'S GOING MY WAY!

[Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs]

If you make it to NYC or Philly, PLEASE LET ME KNOW! The Mr. and I will party with you and the missus.

[jawn galliano]

whatever you do, don't take I95 thru maryland. it took me about 3 hours to drive 40 miles thru that area yesterday :(

[scarica]

usually it's not so bad. you hit it at the start of a holiday weekend.

[jawn galliano]

i figured leaving on a thursday i'd be safe, but clearly this wasn't a very well thought out plan. plus i didn't end up leaving my place 'til like 9:30AM, so by the time I was in the DC/MD area it was getting to be heavy traffic time anyway, add a couple accidents and the harbor tunnel thruway being closed or heavily delayed, and it was just a total clusterfuck. the total trip ended up coming out to around 16-17 hours



it was smooth sailing all the up 'til prince william county though!

[scarica]

state employees had a 1/2 day yesterday.