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I wasn't a fan to be honest, but.........I'm sorry about this



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don't let it get you down
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My mum is a fan, and now she is sleeping. Tomorrow morning will not be a good way to start the day :oldryan:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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he has died
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LA Times reported he is dead but CNN hasn't firmed it.



and yes, I enjoy some MJ music. (haters don't need to post
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His music is immortal I've never met anyone who didn't at least enjoy his 80s stuff



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either way if it's true its pretty historical times! dude was one of my first musical obsessions i have no qualms admitting whether he's brown bread or not.
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Q What’s the difference between Michael Jackson and a grocery bag? A: One is white, made out of plastic, and dangerous for kids to play with and the other you carry your groceries in.... I wonder if Wacko is bio-degradeable? Well we'll soon find out....
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Apparently theyre blaming it on the boogie........
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go away
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Just got the news as a big thunderstorm started outside. The god's ain't happy.



I remember being in a room post-gig once with another 5 hardcore metal dudes and we were enthralled by an hour long michael jackson video special, and how ridiculously entertaining it all was.
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never was a fan but its sad because of his children
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I am a fat fan of MJ...

Hopefully now people will focus on what's important, his music, rather than the controversy that surrounded him



I feel that Michael Jackson was very possibly the greatest entertainer the world has ever seen.
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[quote name="baron von blondle"]either way if it's true its pretty historical times! dude was one of my first musical obsessions i have no qualms admitting whether he's brown bread or not.[/quote]
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He was just getting too fuckin' weird to live...
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people, think of the children... :redneck:
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fellating lover texted this to me about 20 minutes after the news broke:



what's the difference between disney films and michael jackson?



disney films can still touch children!



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I guess that he will not be cremated, it'd smell reeeally bad, I mean plastic bad :lol:
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he had it coming.
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It's a shame this didn't happen 20 years ago, so that we could remember him as a genius, not a freak. :frown:
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i cried, not gonna lie. it's a huge loss. biggest pop icon of all time. rip.
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Dammit, did he try to further whiten his skin again?
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[quote name="i am the pink lizard"]people, think of the children... :redneck:[/quote]



The ones he molested or those he supposedly fathered?
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well, as a kid I was always a huge fan of him! His music and image from the 80's and early 90's was a big inspiration to me... I still really enjoy those songs :xx:



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it IS strange imagining a world where he no longer exists, but COME ON PEOPLE...he has been sickly in appearance for quite some time now. this isn't a huge shock. not to mention he hasn't really contributed anything in awhile.
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well this was a bit of a shock, the fact that people are still making jokes about him isnt :redneck:
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All I have left to say is...



Poor Paris Hilton...now, she's gonna be the brunt of all Jay Leno's and Conan O'brien's jokes now that MJ is gone.
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Even in that game, MJ's "affinity" for children is shown.
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[quote name="neckred"][youtube]lF89npFbn8g[/youtube][/quote]



i had this game..
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[quote name="erica"]it IS strange imagining a world where he no longer exists, but COME ON PEOPLE...he has been sickly in appearance for quite some time now. this isn't a huge shock. .[/quote]

him a few days ago:

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He was looking pretty good if you ask me.
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what's the operational definition for 'a few days'?
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I bet also the worms will be horrified to eating his plastic cadaver
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I bet also the worms will be horrified to eating his plastic cadaver[/quote]



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They played an old interview and MJ said something the kind of just inspired me. He was talking about dancing and said "Thinking is the biggest mistake, you just have to feel it." I think you could pretty much apply that to playing music too.



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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I bet also the worms will be horrified to eating his plastic cadaver[/quote]



Holy fuck, brilliant. :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie: :greenie:



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wow, you're easily amused.

anyway, it is my understanding that the pictures were actually taken the night before. He was rehearsing for his upcoming shows.

also,i've said it before, i'll say it again: this is the best music video ever:

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[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]what's the operational definition for 'a few days'?[/quote]



looks like the pre-pro for the tour he was supposed to be doing.



this had to be an OD of some kind cos there's no way he passed through all the myriads of testing they did before he even signed onto the tour, and everything was clean. supposedly he was in his best physical condition of the last 10 years.
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I am the Dragon. And you call me insane. You are privy to a great becoming, but you recognize nothing. To me, you are a slug in the sun. You are an ant in the afterbirth. It is your nature to do one thing correctly: Before me, you rightly tremble. But, fear is not what you owe me. You owe me awe.
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ET's keeping it classy.
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Thrilllla' na nanananananana

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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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His corpse should be launched into the sun.
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Teresa, I cried as well. I'm not gonna lie.



R.I.P., dude.
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[quote name="Teresa"]Image[/quote]





yeah. she would.
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They haven't said what caused the heart attack yet, but High School Musical 3 was in his dvd player.
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:redneck:
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Never was a fan, even though I heard it constantly growing up. Fuck that weird looking splendid mate of mine.
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[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]Never was a fan, even though I heard it constantly growing up. Fuck that weird looking splendid mate of mine.[/quote]





this is what i've been thinking but just didnt say
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