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My head fucking hurts like hell, and I"m tired of trying to decide whether or not I want girls I dont' really know to be tgouching my wangux. :tear: :tear: :oldryan:



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same here, I boozed a lot last night, weed and ..... a little line :blush: :redneck: :greenie:



Now I had a good shower, shave beard and drinking green tea to purify. Some sport will come this week.
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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ugh fuck i woke up in bed wiht this sexy leopard elevator and i only got like three hours of sleep. fuckin headache from sleeping with my head propped up on her fuckin twenty pillows on her bedl. ugh
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alcolic sexin' ? :redneck:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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Apparently telling girls that you're not interested makes them mjump you. Why didn't I know this befroe? :ra:
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"female planet" = mystery to the aod



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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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but hey, at least I'mj not interested in shitty the sammich. woudnt' want any sexy granny time in this period.
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:huh:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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SEriously? It made sense to me. Anywhow, I am tired of drinking. I need to go lie out in the sun for a while and then excercise.
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today nothing will make my ass move from this seat , I'm too hangover to go out
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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last night was the first saturday in longer than i can remember, that i didn't drink at all
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[quote name="HbW"]I"m tired of trying to decide whether or not I want girls [/quote]







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[quote name="HbW"]My head fucking hurts like hell.[/quote]





You said about a week ago that you never get hang overs..........
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I've been wondering whether or not that's ture, because I usually associate the headache with having passed out somewhere insane, in some wiedrd position. SI must be a liar, because I'm pretty sure I'm hungover right now.



Fucken ugh!! I have no idea how I got that drunk, or how I wound up back at my house. Or where my phone went. Or why it's out of batteries (tried calling it). But, damn, I officially quit drinking.
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Life without Alcohol :xx:
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i drank quite a bit last night, no hangover today



just because i try to not let myself go to sleep when i'm drunk off my ass
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[quote name="HbW"]but hey, at least I'mj not interested in shitty the sammich. woudnt' want any sexy granny time in this period.[/quote]





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I think he's saying he wants your sex, if you look his previous post.
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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shitty hasnt even hit her prime yet to be honest



chicks hit that in their mid/late 30s :beer:



older women :idea:
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exhibit A



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My girlfriend is 23 years older than I :idea:
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dude i used to hang with started dating an older lady a ways bacl. old enough in fact, that she had a son a year older than he was :redneck:
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[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]My girlfriend is 23 years older than I :idea:[/quote]

oh my
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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[quote name="Famous Mortimer"]dude i used to hang with started dating an older lady a ways bacl. old enough in fact, that she had a son a year older than he was :redneck:[/quote]



also, oh my
[quote name="Extreme Noise Tara"]They are. [/quote]

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[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]My girlfriend is 23 years older than I :idea:[/quote]

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[quote name="HbW"]I've been wondering whether or not that's ture, because I usually associate the headache with having passed out somewhere insane, in some wiedrd position. SI must be a liar, because I'm pretty sure I'm hungover right now.



Fucken ugh!! I have no idea how I got that drunk, or how I wound up back at my house. Or where my phone went. Or why it's out of batteries (tried calling it). But, damn, I officially quit drinking.[/quote]





could be worse........





















you could have soiled yourself :redneck:
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At first, I mourned the loss of my phone. But now the reality of not having to answer it all the time is offsetting that feeling.
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[quote name="rhino"]exhibit A



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I enjoyed this exhibit. Please show me more. :ryan:
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