How to deactivate a cat.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 12 Jul 2011, 00:28

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Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 12 Jul 2011, 00:33

Now what the fuck was that!

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 12 Jul 2011, 00:38

Anjel · Post by **Anjel** » 12 Jul 2011, 00:39

It's how cats (and lions, etc. as well) carries their children. That's probably why they don't do anything.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 12 Jul 2011, 01:35

thats what happens to me when people pinch my neck

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 12 Jul 2011, 01:37

you khav turn into ein cat?

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 12 Jul 2011, 01:45

Remind me to pack large binder clips if ever I go to Ireland.

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 12 Jul 2011, 02:15

[quote name="Anjel"]It's how cats (and lions, etc. as well) carries their children. That's probably why they don't do anything.[/quote]

If I would do that to our female cat she would dissect everything within the range of her palms in two seconds. She hates being lifted or "pinched" but she stays (and cudless) if she comes by herself to my lap.

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 12 Jul 2011, 02:21

[quote name="Verbal"]thats what happens to me when people pinch my neck[/quote]

That sounds like verbal abuse :tvrkey:

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 12 Jul 2011, 04:16

[quote name="Hugo"]
[quote name="Verbal"]thats what happens to me when people pinch my neck[/quote]

That sounds like verbal abuse :tvrkey:[/quote]

LAVAGOD · Post by **LAVAGOD** » 12 Jul 2011, 05:53

Reminds me of that scene in young Frankenstein

Shredlord · Post by **Shredlord** » 12 Jul 2011, 08:20

"stroke me, for i wish to orgasm"...I wonder if that would work on some of my high school students?

zim · Post by **zim** » 12 Jul 2011, 10:50

[quote name="Shredlord"]"stroke me, for i wish to orgasm"...I wonder if that would work on some of my high school students?

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try it on sleeping students

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 12 Jul 2011, 23:51

Zim should write a book called 'how to take something that might get you fired and make it so you definitely will.'

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 12 Jul 2011, 23:53

every story would end in rape

Shredlord · Post by **Shredlord** » 12 Jul 2011, 23:56

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Shredlord"]"stroke me, for i wish to orgasm"...I wonder if that would work on some of my high school students?

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try it on sleeping students

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My classes are so stimulating that no one ever falls asleep.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 13 Jul 2011, 00:58

[quote name="Nick"]every story would end in rape[/quote]

Mabbrotica

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 13 Jul 2011, 01:15

oh my god i need one of those for my roommate's cat

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 16 Jul 2011, 10:43

then go get one.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 16 Jul 2011, 19:55

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