my shot at 1k

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250 posts to go, and here we go

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time for some whoring

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and to step it up to overdrive

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especially if I want to go out tonight

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to get this and still go out and drink with friends

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I have my hands full

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But I've done it before

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but jesus christ am I an inconsistent poster

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but if I get this tonight, I'll be back with the pack

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will I get it tonight?

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or will I not?

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that's the ultimate question

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anyways, I have to confess

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I love karaoke

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you can find me on karaoke nights at the bars I go to.

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tonight it's pornaoke

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10 pm to 3 am

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at one of the most crappy looking dive bars

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but it's famous for pornaoke.

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now what's pornaoke you ask?

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it's karaoke, but with hardcore porn playing in the background

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and the hard-on bearer who runs it, finds the cheapest, raunchiest ones too

[rhino]

really dude

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yes, really

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it's a site to see nonetheless

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I'll probably leave around 9:30

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so that gives me an hour and a half to get as much posts as I possibly could

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As long as I don't get distracted by the baseball game

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yeah, this is gonna be pretty fucking hard

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god damn I'm fucking hungry

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*makes some velveeta shells and cheese*

[Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs]

You need to get drunk and do this. Your drunk whoring thread from the old board was epic.

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then I'll come back to this tonight after I get home from the bar.

[Redd]

[quote name="Aaron himself"]*makes some velveeta shells and cheese*[/quote]



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