How Illud Arrived To Me... Or, Rather, Didn't.

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 14 Jun 2011, 01:28

Now, what the fuck? Did a bear tear it apart in post center?

Hallucinating dead · Post by **Hallucinating dead** » 14 Jun 2011, 01:29

Hallucinating dead · Post by **Hallucinating dead** » 14 Jun 2011, 01:34

it looks like you burnt it placed inside plastic and making fool of us

Tea · Post by **Tea** » 14 Jun 2011, 01:36

Jesus, were they drunk as fuck and get beer shits but had no toilet paper so used your packaging instead?

Uni777 · Post by **Uni777** » 14 Jun 2011, 01:40

Crap! Did you order it from France or the US office?

It is hard to make out on the pic but was it deliberatly opened or torn because of bad packing?

Hallucinating dead · Post by **Hallucinating dead** » 14 Jun 2011, 01:42

customs must have done this

Spirits of the Deep Waters · 14 Jun 2011, 02:24

Is that a bag of nachos?

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 14 Jun 2011, 02:26

they didnt even PRINT A FUCKING LABEL with your address on it

illud = greatest comedy routine in the history of mankind

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 14 Jun 2011, 02:27

Spirits of the Deep Waters · 14 Jun 2011, 02:29

The boxes are falling apart just like........the band

Hallucinating dead · Post by **Hallucinating dead** » 14 Jun 2011, 02:31

and... that handwriting is pretty bad

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 14 Jun 2011, 02:38

[quote name="Spirits of the Deep Waters"]The boxes are falling apart just like........the band[/quote]

bob_here · Post by **bob_here** » 14 Jun 2011, 02:58

dude the packaging couldn't handle the hardcore radicult energy

Mutilator · Post by **Mutilator** » 14 Jun 2011, 03:05

It's Destructo...it came alive to march the earth

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 14 Jun 2011, 03:09

That is, literally, one half (just the front) of the corner of the padded envelope -- all that got to me.

I ordered it through the SoM website. They process the payment and push the order through to a US office. The return address on the remains was Philly. The post office said it was mislabeled or something by the shipper so it was sorted into a letter machine. Somewhere a long the way, the machine fucking destroyed it. There were pieces of rubber belt embedded in the bubble wrap padding -- my fellating lover at the post office says that means it did a number on the machine as well. This puts the compensation responsibility on the shipper (SoM). I emailed Baptiste, so, we'll see how it goes. I told him I just want a refund; not a replacement. The whole process of getting this has been too frustrating; I'll buy it in the store.

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 14 Jun 2011, 03:09

[quote name="TranscendingMusic"]dude the packaging couldn't handle the hardcore radicult energy[/quote]

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 14 Jun 2011, 03:16

just a

in general for this whole thread

bob_here · Post by **bob_here** » 14 Jun 2011, 03:51

[quote name=";,,;"]That is, literally, one half (just the front) of the corner of the padded envelope -- all that got to me.

I ordered it through the SoM website. They process the payment and push the order through to a US office. The return address on the remains was Philly. The post office said it was mislabeled or something by the shipper so it was sorted into a letter machine. Somewhere a long the way, the machine fucking destroyed it. There were pieces of rubber belt embedded in the bubble wrap padding -- my fellating lover at the post office says that means it did a number on the machine as well. This puts the compensation responsibility on the shipper (SoM). I emailed Baptiste, so, we'll see how it goes. I told him I just want a refund; not a replacement. The whole process of getting this has been too frustrating; I'll buy it in the store.[/quote]

Sure that's what they tell you, truth is they are so fuckin pissed with MA's new record they probally shred every one of illud discs that comes through there

Drum Solo · Post by **Drum Solo** » 14 Jun 2011, 06:11

[quote name=";,,;"]That is, literally, one half (just the front) of the corner of the padded envelope -- all that got to me.

The post office said it was mislabeled or something by the shipper so it was sorted into a letter machine. Somewhere a long the way, the machine fucking destroyed it. There were pieces of rubber belt embedded in the bubble wrap padding -- my fellating lover at the post office says that means it did a number on the machine as well. This puts the compensation responsibility on the shipper (SoM). I emailed Baptiste, so, we'll see how it goes. I told him I just want a refund; not a replacement. The whole process of getting this has been too frustrating; I'll buy it in the store.[/quote]

Reading this made me

It's pretty amazing how irresponsible USPS is with some of their shit, and from what I've seen of the mail they outsource I can't believe a lot more of it isn't lost or destroyed.

claudeofemptiness · Post by **claudeofemptiness** » 14 Jun 2011, 06:48

i wonder if the band knows about all the problems getting the records to fans.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 14 Jun 2011, 08:59

[quote name="claudeofemptiness"]i wonder if the band knows about all the problems getting the records to fans.[/quote]

I was thinking that myself.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 14 Jun 2011, 09:34

all the true fans got their boxes and special orders in one piece

^_____________^ · Post by **^_____________^** » 14 Jun 2011, 09:40

[quote name="David Vincent"]

Hey, cool, a computer. I'm going to go online and see what the fans think of the new songs.

*goes on YouTube and finds a negative comment*

*calls Season of Mist*

Yeah, YouTube user DavidVincentIsACockEater6669 doesn't like my Hardcore Radikult. Trace his internet connection and fuck up his pre-order package!!!!!!!!!!!!1111

*systematically hunts internet for negative feedback*

*3 days laterr*

HAHA FUCK IT BITCHEs, NO ONE LIKES THIS SHIT! SCREW EVERYTHING, WE'RE TOO EXTREME!!!!!!!!!!!!11111111[/quote]

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 14 Jun 2011, 13:30

[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="claudeofemptiness"]i wonder if the band knows about all the problems getting the records to fans.[/quote]

I was thinking that myself.[/quote]

They live in their dream-fantasy-world where hardcore techno is the newest thing, while in reality it's 25+ years old. So I don't think that they're aware.

Gmajnar · Post by **Gmajnar** » 14 Jun 2011, 14:52

Void - get over it, this album is not meant for you, somebody else has allready taken your Morbid Angel fan seat. This album is PURE FRESHNESS!!!

My Illud Divinum Insanus arrived in perfect shape to me

vega · Post by **vega** » 14 Jun 2011, 15:03

:phbbt:

Gmajnar · Post by **Gmajnar** » 14 Jun 2011, 15:09

What are you trying to do? Defend Void?

vega · Post by **vega** » 14 Jun 2011, 15:20

because you are making here big show that your illud box in a perfect shape in topic about Mr;;:;'s box being damage

Uni777 · Post by **Uni777** » 14 Jun 2011, 15:24

[quote name="Gmajnar"]

What are you trying to do? Defend Void?

[/quote]

No reacting to you making an ass of yourself again.

Without even remotely touching the topic of the thread you start nagging again.

Is it so difficult to relpy on topic or at least in a normal way?

Gmajnar · Post by **Gmajnar** » 14 Jun 2011, 15:28

This topic is not about damadged Illud BOX, but letter/envelope. I was just happy that I got my Illud (cd+t-shirt) order in excellent condition and wanted to put some faith back to those who are still waiting for their orders.

You guys are paranoid

Uni777 · Post by **Uni777** » 14 Jun 2011, 15:31

While this topic was about Absu's damaged Illud package you started attacking Void again.

That was unnessasary and uncalled for.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 14 Jun 2011, 16:18

[quote name="Gmajnar"]This topic is not about damadged Illud BOX, but letter/envelope. I was just happy that I got my Illud (cd+t-shirt) order in excellent condition and wanted to put some faith back to those who are still waiting for their orders.

You guys are paranoid

[/quote]

I simply expressed my pessimism. It has nothing to do with paranoia

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 14 Jun 2011, 16:39

now this has to be a fake account

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 14 Jun 2011, 18:13

:damagedpackage:

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 14 Jun 2011, 18:14

[quote name="Gmajnar"]Void - get over it, this album is not meant for you, somebody else has allready taken your Morbid Angel fan seat. This album is PURE FRESHNESS!!!

My Illud Divinum Insanus arrived in perfect shape to me

[/quote]

Is this cunt a complete fucking retard or has a humorous fellow taken over the account?

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 14 Jun 2011, 19:02

ive got my fingers crossed for the latter.

UNLESS HE IS THE PERSON WHO RIPPED YOUR ENVELOPE

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 14 Jun 2011, 20:56

[quote name="david vincent's taint"]ive got my fingers crossed for the latter.

UNLESS HE IS THE PERSON WHO RIPPED YOUR ENVELOPE

[/quote]

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Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 14 Jun 2011, 20:56

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 14 Jun 2011, 20:56

Conservative_Heretic · Post by **Conservative_Heretic** » 14 Jun 2011, 21:01

[quote name="Mutilator"]It's Destructo...it came alive to march the earth[/quote]

Touche brother

I got my email yesterday that my box was being prepared for shipment. Dear Goddess what will this thing look like when it arrives

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 14 Jun 2011, 21:49

[quote name=";,,;"]

[/quote]

oh my

Gmajnar · Post by **Gmajnar** » 14 Jun 2011, 22:37

;,,,; - in your book I am still ''complete fucking retard '', because nobody hasn't taken over my account

Uni - if it bothers you that I wrote something to VOID, that hasn't got nothing to do with this thread, why doesn't it bother you that VOID or somebody else writes stupid remarks about Morbid Angel in a thread about damadged package?

VOID - with paranoia I was refering to vega and Uni, who got affraid of me because I was happy that I got undamadged package from SOM. Another reason for their ''paranoia'' could be my ''retarded'' answer on you ''intelectual'' post about Morbid Angel's awareness.

Uni777 · Post by **Uni777** » 14 Jun 2011, 22:41

[quote name="Gmajnar"];,,,; - in your book I am still ''complete fucking retard '', because nobody hasn't taken over my account

Uni - if it bothers you that I wrote something to VOID, that hasn't got nothing to do with this thread, why doesn't it bother you that VOID or somebody else writes stupid remarks about Morbid Angel in a thread about damadged package?

VOID - with paranoia I was refering to vega and Uni, who got affraid of me because I was happy that I got undamadged package from SOM. Another reason for their ''paranoia'' could be my ''retarded'' answer on you ''intelectual'' post about Morbid Angel's awareness.

[/quote]

Read slow and....... Try to understand what i am saying....... We have a problem with your personal attacks. That is the issue.

You fail to grasp that time and time again.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 14 Jun 2011, 22:44

[quote name="Uni"]You fail to grasp that time and time again.[/quote]

I think he has a comprehension problem.

Gmajnar · Post by **Gmajnar** » 14 Jun 2011, 22:52

With you guys - definatelly!

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 14 Jun 2011, 23:06

:loco:

Uni777 · Post by **Uni777** » 14 Jun 2011, 23:24

[quote name="Gmajnar"] A lot of things pulled out of context

[/quote]

Dude the only thing i was talking about was the personal attack on void.

Why would i be paranoid about you being happy... You make no sense.

Furthermore He responded to a question asked about the band being in the know. Definatly somthing to do with the thread.

Trey has said multiple times that he lives in his own dreamword and that mundane stuff like does not interest him. Void made it a little black and white but he did not bash or insult .

Contrary to what you are constantly doing with your "not a real fan" accusations...

And i being afraid of you? Get real.

Posting a "mine arrived in one piece" in the disaster post of someone else is a bit rude also.

agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 14 Jun 2011, 23:31

these ganjaman responses arent as funny as they should be

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 14 Jun 2011, 23:35

[quote name="david vincent's taint"]these ganjaman responses arent as funny as they should be

[/quote]

that's because it's not a fake account.

i did put that too black&white, it's not entirely true.

of course the MA guys know whats up in the world. But Trey definitely lives in his own world. And this little example is one of the reason why his music is what it is, good or bad.