apparently

[jawn galliano]

mother's day was like a month ago. oops.

[Grudge]

did you accidentally wish your mom happy mother's day today?

[jawn galliano]

no, i remembered that her birthday is coming up soon, and that reminded me that i forgot about the whole mother's day thing

[Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs]

You're a terrible son and she probably hates your guts now so don't even bother getting her a birthday gift.

[Teresa]

I hate mother's day.

[zim]

just get her something really expensive for her birthday and tell her you couldn't get anything for mothers day because you were saving up for it. BAM!

[Noyka]

I spent $30 on a Bill O'Reilly book for mom that she read and then proceeded to tell me "I like the show better, but I'm sure your father will appreciate it for father's day"

[Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs]

Your mom is a Billy O' Psycho fan?

[Noyka]

Both my parents are, he makes some good points occassionally but can't get passed his own ego to talk about what's really going on.



I don't mind Glen Beck though, he's the other hard-on bearer my parents watch.

[Teresa]

My mom never likes anything, but then she gets butt-hurt if we don't get her something.

[methodrone]

we dont celebrate this day, the greeting card companies probably don't have as much of a chokehold on us?



But we do have a traditional womens and mans day when we give flowers. And when I say we im excluding myself from the equation as i a misanthrope :(