I just saw this ad on TV

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 06 May 2011, 14:47

[youtube]vSeJr8rLEy8[/youtube]

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 06 May 2011, 16:18

hahaha that is awesome

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 06 May 2011, 18:07

that is good avertising!

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 06 May 2011, 18:24

How did he get that job in the first place?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 06 May 2011, 18:46

these things never hold up to scrutiny

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 06 May 2011, 19:00

[quote name="Devy"]How did he get that job in the first place?

[/quote]

This is the shear mystery of the ad. It works on multiple winlevels.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 06 May 2011, 19:35

how many levels?

i counted five

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 06 May 2011, 19:42

ME 2 <3

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 06 May 2011, 19:45

really?

which levels specifically?

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 06 May 2011, 19:51

1)mystery

2)zaniness

3)class struggle

4)the vindication of the nuclear family

5)Disenfranchised youth/Skittles.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 06 May 2011, 20:11

justify your answer with reference to a text you have studied

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 06 May 2011, 20:14

*spoutsincoherentbiblicalrantings:

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 15 May 2011, 04:28

FURTHERMORE, how did he get a new born baby boy?

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 15 May 2011, 04:36

The Skittle gave birth

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 15 May 2011, 04:42

Then why can't he hold it?

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 15 May 2011, 04:47

Because of his curse that everything turns to Skittles when touching something... obviously, you silly goose.

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 15 May 2011, 04:50

But the child was born of a Skittle! He'd be trapped between both worlds, with the strengths of each side and none of the weaknesses. Also, being as his dad was black, he'd essentially be the half human/half sweet version of Blade.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 15 May 2011, 04:53

Black skittle

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 15 May 2011, 05:26

What if he touches skittles?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 15 May 2011, 05:31

nothing

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 15 May 2011, 05:59

you guys are fucking idiots.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 15 May 2011, 06:58

[quote name="COCK BALLS PUBE TITS"]What if he touches skittles?[/quote]

The same as when he touches white women. Some of them make babies he'll never spend time with.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 16 May 2011, 16:30

[quote name="Devy"]FURTHERMORE, how did he get a new born baby boy?[/quote]

skittle condom

Hallucinating dead · Post by **Hallucinating dead** » 16 May 2011, 23:23

What if he masturbates ?

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 16 May 2011, 23:26

[quote name="Ctrl + Hmn + Del"]you guys are fucking idiots.[/quote]

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 17 May 2011, 03:54

[quote name="Devy"]But the child was born of a Skittle! He'd be trapped between both worlds, with the strengths of each side and none of the weaknesses. Also, being as his dad was black, he'd essentially be the half human/half sweet version of Blade.[/quote]

vampire skittles

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 17 May 2011, 04:05

His sexual partner was wearing a skittles suit exposing only her ladyparts. When the time came to make love he hit that shit family style. The suit reflected the power of his accursed skittles gift.

Nine months later baby Arthur burst forth from her loins.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 17 May 2011, 04:11

I bet he shoots Skittle sperm after a wankle

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 17 May 2011, 04:33

[quote name="Void"]I bet he shoots Skittle sperm after a wankle

[/quote]

He must have one massive urethra.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 17 May 2011, 05:11

Was it kidney stones less than half a mm usually pass spontaneously? I want to say half a mm.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 19 May 2011, 00:13

[quote name="Devy"] he'd essentially be the half human/half sweet version of Blade.[/quote]

there's a smash hit syfy tv series in there!

He's chewy, he's sweet but he'll stop at nothing to get his revenge....

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 19 May 2011, 00:45

you just saw this?

this commercial is old.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 19 May 2011, 00:48

so is this thread

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 19 May 2011, 00:55

[quote name="Verbal"]so is this thread[/quote]

12 days isn't old.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 19 May 2011, 00:56

[quote name="Kasper Berton"]
[quote name="Verbal"]so is this thread[/quote]

12 days isn't old.[/quote]

prove it

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 19 May 2011, 01:28

[quote name="Kasper Berton"]you just saw this?

this commercial is old.[/quote]

Yes i had just seen it. It might not have aired in our respective countries at the same time.

On that grounds, your comment is racially prejudiced.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 19 May 2011, 01:39

[quote name="winburger"]
[quote name="Kasper Berton"]you just saw this?

this commercial is old.[/quote]

Yes i had just seen it. It might not have aired in our respective countries at the same time.

On that grounds, your comment is racially prejudiced.

[/quote]

i'm sorry sir. no offense was intended.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 19 May 2011, 01:49

RACIST!

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 19 May 2011, 01:54

ISLAMOPHOBE!

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 19 May 2011, 02:15

FUCKING HATE-CRIME

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 19 May 2011, 02:16

PAGE2 SAYS BURN HIM! HE'S A WITCH!

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 19 May 2011, 05:41

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 20 May 2011, 17:45

I'M ALSO YELLING

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 22 May 2011, 23:22

SHUT-UP!