batman vs superman

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[agony bagony]

superman

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[baron von blondle]

Superman is the original and most enduringly gay superhero ever

[Verbal]

where does spiderman weigh in amongst those two

[Hugo.]

I guess you could say he's 'up there.'

[Verbal]

that was weak

[agony bagony]

oh i prefer batman i'm just saying superman would win that fight on account of superpowers

[Abzu]

Batman is always prepared with kryptonite gear in case Superman needs to be stopped.

[agony bagony]

but is the box in the batcave? cause then superman could just catch him on the streets and be like "hey batman" and batman could sense the tension and go "uh...hey superman" real uneasy-like and then superman could be like "hey batman, what do you and lebron james have in common?" and batman would kind of know what was coming but have to say "uh...we're both uncommonly strong and physically equipped to do our jobs?" and then superman could laugh the hearty, mocking laugh of the cruelly self-assured and say "no, silly. i can't take either of you seriously without the rings you don't have!" and then *punch*







i'm just saying

[Abzu]

The Batman vs Superman thing has been done to death and the prevailing conclusion is Batman outsmarting Superman. He probably has some kryptonite thing going on in his utility belt.

[agony bagony]

i didnt click on the link i just went "but wait!"







well, ok, if he keeps that on him at all times then he should be solid. provided superman doesn't in a rage doesn't a) tear the belt off and throw it into a lake or b) tear batman in half and skip merrily away from the half on which the belt still is

[agony bagony]

i'm just saying, if superman faked a truce and then swept in while batman was walking down the street eating a pretzel or something, even if the pouch holding the ring was open, probably superman could push him with enough force to send him through a wall or into a lamp post or a car. or just rip him into two half-sized batmans

[agony bagony]

thats true. i'm not making the "one side is better than the other DICK" argument, i'm just saying stuff



although batman would not be doing any superman-rippage without mechanical aid

[Abzu]

Superman isn't smart enough for subterfuge.

[agony bagony]

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

Ryan's cousin does not approve

[supa tuna]

he is, actually



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Kryptonite ring: Stored in a lead box, it is reserved for emergency use against a rogue Superman and/or other Kryptonians

[Haunty]

This seems to have been left out of the discussion:

[Abzu]

Kryptonite weakens him an saps his super powers from him.

[baron von blondle]

Supermans real weakness is young ass

[Haunty]

[quote name="pulsar"]Kryptonite weakens him an saps his super powers from him.[/quote]



From close range. Eye lasers cover distance. Problem solved.

[Abzu]

[quote name="A Stray Pancake"]
[quote name="pulsar"]Kryptonite weakens him an saps his super powers from him.[/quote]



From close range. Eye lasers cover distance. Problem solved.[/quote]

Batman's smarter than that. They've both been around so long and he's considered the potential of Superman being a threat for awhile, so he is likely always prepared.

[agony bagony]

[quote name="baron von blondle"]



Supermans real weakness is young ass[/quote]



robin = bait



batman wins

[Abzu]

[quote name="Dusto"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]



Supermans real weakness is young ass[/quote]



robin = bait



batman wins [/quote]

[Haunty]

[quote name="pulsar"]
[quote name="A Stray Pancake"]
[quote name="pulsar"]Kryptonite weakens him an saps his super powers from him.[/quote]



From close range. Eye lasers cover distance. Problem solved.[/quote]

Batman's smarter than that. They've both been around so long and he's considered the potential of Superman being a threat for awhile, so he is likely always prepared.[/quote]



I don't disagree with you. I'm just saying laser eyesight seems like an awfully big problem to Batman.

[Abzu]

[quote name="A Stray Pancake"]
[quote name="pulsar"]
[quote name="A Stray Pancake"]
[quote name="pulsar"]Kryptonite weakens him an saps his super powers from him.[/quote]



From close range. Eye lasers cover distance. Problem solved.[/quote]

Batman's smarter than that. They've both been around so long and he's considered the potential of Superman being a threat for awhile, so he is likely always prepared.[/quote]



I don't disagree with you. I'm just saying laser eyesight seems like an awfully big problem to Batman.[/quote]

Sure, Superman's heat vision can annihilate. I'm saying Batman would anticipate this conflict long before it happens and get Superman by surprise before he has the chance to do anything meaningful.

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[agony bagony]

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photo bin shop

[Haunty]

wouldn't it be more along the lines of Coreldraw bin Photoshop?

[Verbal]

Mahatma Batman.

[Hugo.]

Bahatman

[Verbal]

Superman Singapore.

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Bahait Faith Man.

[agony bagony]

:page2:man

[Devy]

I heard they're turning :page2:man into a movie.

[baron von blondle]

with a rocking Nickleback themetune

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