Would you still masturbate if,

[zim]

Would you still masturbate if, instead of millions of sperm coming out, only one big one came out and you had to kill it before it killed you?



Don't worry about the physics of it, just imagine the scenario. A bulldog-sized sperm comes bursting out and it has teeth, eyes, and everything. You have to somehow kill it, or it's going to kill you.



Personally, I think it would be fucking awesome. Unfortunately, everyone would know when you just finished jerking it. from reddit

[vega]

i will keep this in other hand





then take it for walk

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

im not even sure how to respond to this one yet

[rhino]

how did you even think of this zim

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

[quote name="zim"]



from reddit[/quote]

[rhino]

i didnt read that much

[Methuselah Honeysuckle]

[ANGEL OF DESEASE]

I don't know, probably I would take a pic of it.

[Abzu]

I would put corpsepaint on it and start a petting zoo.

[Shredlord]

[quote name="pulsar"]I would put corpsepaint on it and start a petting zoo.[/quote]

I think that as already been done--they are called Immortal.

[agony bagony]

[quote name="carpet_salesman"]i will keep this in other hand





then take it for walk [/quote]



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