
Caption Contest ( NSFW)
- ANGEL OF DESEASE
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Caption Contest ( NSFW)

<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
- Mesarthim
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Re: Caption Contest ( NSFW)
"ssssllluuuuuuuuuuuuuurrrrppp!"
- FUKKET
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Re: Caption Contest ( NSFW)
"this'll show them bitches i can too get a hard-on bearer"
- Devy
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Re: Caption Contest ( NSFW)
"You'll probably find you can carry him easier if you use your hands"
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
- vO)))id
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Re: Caption Contest ( NSFW)
[quote name="Devy"]"You'll probably find you can carry him easier if you use your hands"[/quote]

- shadowalk
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Re: Caption Contest ( NSFW)
"Now we know that Akane's sister has quite a figure."
- methodrone
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Re: Caption Contest ( NSFW)
I cant really think of one, but all the chick in the background licking the whipped cream of her hand is humorous though.

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Re: Caption Contest ( NSFW)
[quote name="Void"]
[quote name="Devy"]"You'll probably find you can carry him easier if you use your hands"[/quote]
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[quote name="Devy"]"You'll probably find you can carry him easier if you use your hands"[/quote]
- zim
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Re: Caption Contest ( NSFW)
from my girlfriend"
"om nom nom nom nom"

"om nom nom nom nom"
the dead vote well wrote: ↑18 Jun 2021, 04:22moving from a garbage disposal back to the dumpster but it’s an improvement nonetheless
- Devy
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Re: Caption Contest ( NSFW)
Am I the only one that's noticed that the naked hard-on bearer has a really luxurious looking black tail?
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]He is going to paint with brown colour the name of Morbid Angel. The colour of the shit of course.[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
[quote name="Ninny"]There was a whistling fat woman at the bus stop, I had to walk away[/quote]
- Samael
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Re: Caption Contest ( NSFW)
Try before you buy
- FUKKET
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Re: Caption Contest ( NSFW)
"I wonder if this hard-on bearer is gay like most male strippers... and if he's just been bum-jacking some loose-arse aids hard-on bearer...?????"
- Haunty
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Re: Caption Contest ( NSFW)
Once again, prospective bulimic-chick Carrie Jones fails to find something long enough to trigger her gag reflex.

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