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Want to know how to properly abuse someone?

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Not just abuse someone - fully psychologically rape and maim them?



Then learn from the best: Malcolm Tucker and Jamie McDonald from the movie 'In the Loop'



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[quote name="it the dusto"]Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks[/quote]



[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]People is fucking crazy[/quote]
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[quote name="beandorkio"]Not just abuse someone - fully psychologically rape and maim them?



Then learn from the best: Malcolm Tucker and Jamie McDonald from the movie 'In the Loop'



[youtube]fZLkvzJGfJA[/youtube]



[youtube]O5q3xFB8MXo[/youtube]



Or just head on over to wikiquote for the best pics:



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i quite enjoyed this film but it does get a bit overwhelming what with the non-stop barrage of insults :redneck:
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"you mimsy bastard quisling-leak FUCK!"





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[quote name="it the dusto"]Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks[/quote]



[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]People is fucking crazy[/quote]
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and some script from the movie, The Other Guys:





Terry Hoitz: No, I don’t like you. I think you’re a fake cop. The sound of your piss hitting the urinal, it sounds feminine. If you were in the wild, I would attack you, even if you weren’t in my food chain. I would go out of my way to attack you. If I were a lion and you were a tuna, I would swim out in the middle of the ocean and freaking eat you and then I’d bang your tuna girlfriend.



Allen Gamble: OK, first off: a lion, swimming in the ocean. Lions don’t like water. If you placed it near a river or some sort of fresh water source, that make sense. But you find yourself in the ocean, 20 foot wave, I’m assuming off the coast of South Africa, coming up against a full grown 800 pound tuna with his 20 or 30 friends, you lose that battle, you lose that battle 9 times out of 10. And guess what, you’ve wandered into our school of tuna and we now have a taste of lion. We’ve talked to ourselves. We’ve communicated and said ‘You know what, lion tastes good, let’s go get some more lion’. We’ve developed a system to establish a beach-head and aggressively hunt you and your family and we will corner your pride, your children, your offspring.



Terry Hoitz: How you gonna do that?



Allen Gamble: We will construct a series of breathing apparatus with kelp. We will be able to trap certain amounts of oxygen. It’s not gonna be days at a time. An hour? Hour forty-five? No problem. That will give us enough time to figure out where you live, go back to the sea, get some more oxygen, and stalk you. You just lost at your own game. You’re outgunned and out-manned.



[pause]



Allen Gamble: Did that go the way you thought it was gonna go? Nope.
[quote name="it the dusto"]Being a loose cannon who does not play by the rules the first thing I did was ignore the warning and smear this all over my knob and bollocks[/quote]



[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]People is fucking crazy[/quote]
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