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Worst Yngwie-performance ever?

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his tone makes me want to punch my ears
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He is fat.
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[quote name="zimberly"]his tone makes me want to punch my ears[/quote]

[quote name="Verbal"]He is fat.[/quote]
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What happened to his Marshall-whoring?
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I liked how he threatened to kick every member of the crowds head off whilst threatening to play an entire song.
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[quote name="Shredlord"]What happened to his Marshall-whoring?[/quote]



The youtube info says

"A choice few 2007 Winter NAMM attendees were lucky enough to catch the inimitable Yngwie Malmsteen unleash the fury (on his Fender® Artist Series signature Stratocaster® guitar) at Fender® Frontline Live during 2007 Winter NAMM in Anaheim, CA."
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[quote name="Pentelesh"]
[quote name="Shredlord"]What happened to his Marshall-whoring?[/quote]



The youtube info says

"A choice few 2007 Winter NAMM attendees were lucky enough to catch the inimitable Yngwie Malmsteen unleash the fury (on his Fender® Artist Series signature Stratocaster® guitar) at Fender® Frontline Live during 2007 Winter NAMM in Anaheim, CA."[/quote]

That doesn't explain it... :grin: Fender guitar, sure; Fender amps :frown:
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has anyone here ever heard that plane recording of a drunk Yngwie that got a glass of water in his face?

that was hilarious :lol:

"You've unleashed the fucking fury!"
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[quote name="Void"]has anyone here ever heard that plane recording of a drunk Yngwie that got a glass of water in his face?

that was hilarious :lol:

"You've unleashed the fucking fury!"[/quote]

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yngwie malmsteen - unleash the fury remix.mp3 - 3.64MB



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[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="zimberly"]his tone makes me want to punch my ears[/quote]

[quote name="Verbal"]He is fat.[/quote][/quote]
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yeah he didn't a great performance there
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Imagine being Yngwie's drummer or bassist and having to sit and listen to him masturbate the guitar at every show. :frown:
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[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Verbal"]He is fat.[/quote][/quote]
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[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="zimberly"]his tone makes me want to punch my ears[/quote]

[quote name="Verbal"]He is fat.[/quote][/quote]
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[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Verbal"]He is fat.[/quote][/quote][/quote]
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[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Verbal"]I'd love his dick in my mouth.[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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[quote name="Maze"]
[quote name="Verbal"]
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[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Maze"]
[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="Verbal"]I love his dick.[/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote][/quote]
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ye realise ye both quoted (and therefore implicated) yourselves there?
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[quote name="Verbal"] :tvrkey: [/quote]
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[quote name="Lerzeig Redek"]Imagine being Yngwie's drummer or bassist and having to sit and listen to him masturbate the guitar at every show. :frown:[/quote]



I am sure he pays them for this very well
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