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a giant sweet potato

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some weeks ago i purchased a giant sweet potato at the farmers' market. then i got home and started taking pictures of it with things it was bigger than.



is it bigger than my hand? why, quite.



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bigger than a loaf of bread? slightly, but: yes!



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bigger than a forearm? you are jesting, good sir



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it is bigger than a dog's head, and most of her neck, as well



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it is bigger than a cawfee can, and for all practical purposes bigger than a bottle of wine. and it will not fit into the cookie jar.



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it was not, however, too big for a knife to quarter it. nor for the oven to roast it



sweet potato goodness :hard-on bearer:
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Is it bigger than your big cycloptic eye?
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[quote name="Devy"]Is it bigger than your big cycloptic eye?[/quote]



:blush:
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[quote name="herr vagina <!-- s]
[quote name="Devy"]Is it bigger than your big cycloptic eye?[/quote]



:blush:[/quote]



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Sweet potatoes :xx:
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:idea:
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that is a remarkably huge sweet potato you got there
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Fucking hell. :thingy:





That forearm shot is the most I've ever seen of you.
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I can't get into the sweet potato thing. :homework:



They're too sweet.
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[quote name="Hugo"]I can't get into the sweet potato thing. :homework:



They're too sweet.[/quote]

pair them with spicy foods :santa:
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[quote name="Skinoperable"]sweet potatoes :xx:[/quote]
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:idea:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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holy shit i've been on this board for seven years and that's the most ive ever seen of dusty.
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upon further review this has got to be one of the most baffling things ever said on the mabb[/quote]

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[quote name="powered by pork"]
[quote name="Hugo"]I can't get into the sweet potato thing. :homework:



They're too sweet.[/quote]

pair them with spicy foods :santa:[/quote]



Yeah, i'll through on some salt, cumin and garlic and roast those fuckers.
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but is it bigger than your cock?
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well like NO of course not :necro:
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i've never had a sweet potato before :zim:::::
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You need to get in the know on this matter
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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sweet potato fries :xx:



sweet potato pie :xx::::::::::::::::::
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[quote name="only pieces remain"]i've never had a sweet potato before :zim:::::[/quote]

:shock:
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hey hugo,



if mock the week were to see that picture



what would one of them definitely say?



you have one guess
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[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="only pieces remain"]i've never had a sweet potato before :zim:::::[/quote]

:shock:[/quote]



I've always went out of my way to not eat them for some reason. This will change from this moment forward :judge:
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[quote name="Verbal"]hey hugo,



if mock the week were to see that picture



what would one of them definitely say?



you have one guess[/quote]



That it looks exactly like stewart lee?
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[quote name="only pieces remain"]
[quote name=";,,;"]
[quote name="only pieces remain"]i've never had a sweet potato before :zim:::::[/quote]

:shock:[/quote]



I've always went out of my way to not eat them for some reason. This will change from this moment forward :judge:[/quote]

This is the way to your redemption. :grimsanta:
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:grimsanta:
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Go to the store and get some sweet potatoes!
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a good baked sweet potato is awesome. sweet potato fries also win.
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[quote name="Verbal"]hey hugo,



if mock the week were to see that picture



what would one of them definitely say?



you have one guess[/quote]



If it were left up to Frankie Boyle, probably something to do with Madeline mcCann.
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this thread wins
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