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i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 04:18
by zim
fully expect to get out bid but we'll see what happens

it does not have rental opportunities :redneck:

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 04:44
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Nice :xx:

That's probably at least a 400k house where I live :oldryan:

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 05:28
by Mesarthim
Hope it works out, that looks like a sweet house. Make sure you get an inspection and all that jazz. Best money you’ll ever spend.

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 05:48
by Noyka
That would be over a million in the city. Where I am prob arpund 850k.

Thats exciting you put an offer in, fingers crossed you get lucky!

Lummo is right inspect that bitch flippers are as shady as contractors.

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 05:51
by jawn galliano
fuck yeah, good luck :xx:

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 05:53
by droidspawn
Yeah that pool would probably put it around 350k+ here

Sweet digs. Hope you are able to procure!

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 06:14
by zim
the list price is 235k and that's what i've offered right now, i can go about 5k higher but that's it. the person helping me thinks this place has huge potential. super worried that someone is going to swoop in with a high offer cause the place is really cool. i would prefer to live outside of town but this place has an acceptable amount of privacy.

i already signed all the paperwork for the offer and what not, its been sent to the listing agent. feeling pessimistic on this but hoping for the best

big gay pool party at my place, except none of you are invited, maybe gleeso

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 06:24
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
I'M SHOWING UP WITH FRIENDS AND YOU CAN'T STOP US

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 06:25
by zim
bruh my social awkwardness would break the windows

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 06:27
by agony bagony
less than a mile walk to million park, nice

now are you at all concerned that the street name is also a porn

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 06:45
by zim
the dead vote well wrote:
19 Oct 2021, 06:27
less than a mile walk to million park, nice

now are you at all concerned that the street name is also a porn
my first apartment here was a few streets over by that park :redneck:

also yes, the street name is DEEPWOOD which i am fine with

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 09:38
by Grudge
Nice house m.otherfucker

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 15:05
by agony bagony
zim wrote:
19 Oct 2021, 06:45
the dead vote well wrote:
19 Oct 2021, 06:27
less than a mile walk to million park, nice

now are you at all concerned that the street name is also a porn
my first apartment here was a few streets over by that park :redneck:

also yes, the street name is DEEPWOOD which i am fine with
i was keeping it semi-dl but here you are spouting those details for the whole world to find :shake:

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 15:10
by zim
you did it first by reverse image searching

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 18:43
by agony bagony
i did not i just went to zillow with the information you put in your post, it took four seconds

never done a reverse image search :bulb:

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 21:31
by User
i'm the only one in the thread who doesn't know where zim is going to live

there are several deepwoods in the US, i'll have to go to them all

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Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 21:34
by zim
the dead vote well wrote:
19 Oct 2021, 18:43
i did not i just went to zillow with the information you put in your post, it took four seconds

never done a reverse image search :bulb:
you can just drag and drop an image into google search on chrome and it will attempt to find the source :idea:

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 21:55
by agony bagony
why would you use chrome in the first place

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 22:13
by jawn galliano
i use chrome on my work laptop for work reasons but i do not allow it on the ein desktop pc

chrome :shake:

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 22:14
by agony bagony
chrome is a no

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 19 Oct 2021, 22:29
by zim
i'm just sayin'

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 20 Oct 2021, 01:10
by Ninny
Nice house :xx: Pool parties :idea:

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 20 Oct 2021, 17:57
by zim
i just got an email from my realtor
"The listing agent shared the signed accepted offer late last night after I went to bed. You now have a contract on the property. Congratulations!!! Now, it's time to schedule a Home Inspection. I will share the list and we can talk about it."
...i think i just bought a fuckin' house you guys

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Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 20 Oct 2021, 18:55
by jawn galliano
awwww shit son! you got your financing lined up already right?

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 20 Oct 2021, 19:08
by zim
jawn galliano wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 18:55
awwww shit son! you got your financing lined up already right?
yeah i've already talked to the bank and what not, gotta hire an inspector now. i'm still staying skeptical until the inspection is over, dude could find a deal breaker or something

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 20 Oct 2021, 19:24
by jawn galliano
at least the market has settled down enough that you can get inspections now. most of this year, you would've been competing with all-cash offers at like 10-20% over asking with inspection waivers :dizzy:

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 20 Oct 2021, 19:31
by zim
jawn galliano wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 19:24
at least the market has settled down enough that you can get inspections now. most of this year, you would've been competing with all-cash offers at like 10-20% over asking with inspection waivers :dizzy:
honestly that's why i did it, i wasn't even looking before last week. my boss told me i should pull the trigger while i have a good chunk of cash saved and really good loan offer. no one seems to agree on whether or not if and when the market will crash but from what i read, everyone expects prices to rise well into next year. i'm also surprised i got it, i hear most people do a 20% down payment but i only did 10%.

also i'll totally admit that i've been a little jealous of my peers lately, feel like everyone is getting a damn house and here i am in this shoe box of an apartment for almost a decade. :redneck:

can't wait to blast a crack on the back porch in the evenings under the trees with my acoustic, fuckin' bliss

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 20 Oct 2021, 20:30
by droidspawn
Congrats man. That’s a killer pad. :xx::::::

Inside pics?

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 20 Oct 2021, 20:57
by jawn galliano
rates are historically low right now so it's definitely a good time to buy in that respect. more broadly speaking a crash is definitely coming, but it's anyone's guess as to how much that spills over into the housing market, and of course the 'when' of it is the real question. propping up financial markets and juicing financial asset values is the name of the US economic policy game though, so it could be years before the music stops.

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 20 Oct 2021, 21:09
by zim
giza butler wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 20:30
Congrats man. That’s a killer pad. :xx::::::

Inside pics?
couple pics - needs some different paint colors and the kitchen could eventually use a nice update but i dig it so far. i don't know how the hell you cover up those little windows by the fire place

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Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 20 Oct 2021, 21:19
by droidspawn
Ohhh, all hardwood.

What’s the sq footage?

Totally jealous!

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 20 Oct 2021, 21:22
by zim
2,532 sqft according to the site, i don't even know if that's considered a good amount. the rooms are kind of on the small side but there are a lot of them plus tons of basement space so no worries. honestly trying not to get hyped up until after the inspection happens, could be some deal breaking secrets looming in this place. i'll be much more excited if i get a green light after next week

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 20 Oct 2021, 21:27
by jawn galliano
that's quite a bit of space, same-ish square footage as the house i grew up in (with four other people).

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 20 Oct 2021, 21:54
by droidspawn
2,500sq ft is damn good. That’s typically a 3-4 person family space. :xx:

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 20 Oct 2021, 23:05
by Ninny
:ba:

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 20 Oct 2021, 23:18
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
zim wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 19:08
jawn galliano wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 18:55
awwww shit son! you got your financing lined up already right?
yeah i've already talked to the bank and what not, gotta hire an inspector now. i'm still staying skeptical until the inspection is over, dude could find a deal breaker or something
Spring for termite inspection or anything like that if it's a problem in your area

Congrats bud :xx:

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 21 Oct 2021, 01:46
by agony bagony
zim wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 17:57
i just got an email from my realtor
"The listing agent shared the signed accepted offer late last night after I went to bed. You now have a contract on the property. Congratulations!!! Now, it's time to schedule a Home Inspection. I will share the list and we can talk about it."
...i think i just bought a fuckin' house you guys

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daaag yo, well done :greenie:

now the endless headaches begin :gay:

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 21 Oct 2021, 01:47
by agony bagony
zim wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 21:22
2,532 sqft according to the site, i don't even know if that's considered a good amount. the rooms are kind of on the small side but there are a lot of them plus tons of basement space so no worries. honestly trying not to get hyped up until after the inspection happens, could be some deal breaking secrets looming in this place. i'll be much more excited if i get a green light after next week
our house is about 2100 square feet for three people and four animals and it's honestly a little more than we need

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 21 Oct 2021, 01:48
by agony bagony
Methuselah Honeysuckle wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 23:18
zim wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 19:08
jawn galliano wrote:
20 Oct 2021, 18:55
awwww shit son! you got your financing lined up already right?
yeah i've already talked to the bank and what not, gotta hire an inspector now. i'm still staying skeptical until the inspection is over, dude could find a deal breaker or something
Spring for termite inspection or anything like that if it's a problem in your area

Congrats bud :xx:
100% get a termite inspection, it is essential for any southern house

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 21 Oct 2021, 01:57
by zim
termite inspection already signed, trying to get regular inspection scheduled for next week

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 21 Oct 2021, 01:57
by agony bagony
that's the fucking way

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 21 Oct 2021, 02:00
by zim
i know this will be a lot of work and headaches but honestly, i have spent most of my days the last few years doing fuck all which has been chill but i'm ready to get to work

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 21 Oct 2021, 03:30
by zim
inspection scheduled for tuesday, dude is an aussie

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 21 Oct 2021, 06:23
by droidspawn
Crickey!

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 21 Oct 2021, 06:39
by rhino
Sshheeeeeeiitt zim aint messin around

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 21 Oct 2021, 07:10
by zim
i won't start losing my mind until after the inspection, the dude i hired is pretty hardcore, shit was expensive

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 21 Oct 2021, 07:25
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
So when's the pool party zimbo

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 21 Oct 2021, 07:33
by zim
keep your gay dongers out of my pool

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 21 Oct 2021, 09:58
by Mesarthim
that's a nice looking house, mmmhmm.

Re: i put an offer on a house

Posted: 21 Oct 2021, 11:57
by vO)))id
Hell yes! Congrats Zim! Looks like a great place! :greenie: