Lumbergh: Newsbot

[Grudge]

Because he doesn't have any of his own opinions, because he doesn't have anything of his own to say, he posts news all the time.



He is the new zlayed.

[Mr. P]

Aaaaaaaaaaaaaand he doesn't live with his dad anymore

[cat hallucination]

eeeasssyy..lumburgh is just being casual. you're taking easy stabs, similar in vain to the one johhny took on abzu about irony. lame and obvious. no growth here. next!!! *god my posts ooze with substance don't they. ?"

[Grudge]

on the contrary

[cat hallucination]

what? i didn't get that, it must have been a dishonest introverted expression masked behind the comfort of the keyboard.

[Grudge]

I must say you are immensely irritating



What do you do for a living? What's your current occupation?

[cat hallucination]

jobless, a creep, dishonest, depressed, but my family and friends love me. i'm really in life or death situation. i'm talking bad depression, for years. have you ever experienced it? and, expressing myself like i have lately really i think is the best of me. shit, what a delemma, this is what i have to be to be happy? i wan't to fucking grow in knowledge, above all, shockingly personally and spiritually. if you don't then to me you're shallow.

[Grudge]

why don't you have a job?

[cat hallucination]

i worked at my dads grocery store for a few months about a month ago, and i was just absolutely selfishly inexuseably depressed, but it was still my plight. so i quit and now i'm living at home. my mother is mentally handicapped because she tried to commit suicide when i was in 5th grade. i assume a lot of the responsibilty about it. i could have been a better kid but i didn't have the courage. and my dad is quite possibly the most wonderful loving and understanding people in the world, aside from his bad-ass conservative public ideals. (also, we differ a lot here and i know it prevents us from being closer, but he's the one who's made his way in life much more than me so his opinion is in a way more valid, who the fuck am i ? a pseudo-naive-out of touch-philosopher?) so he is absolutely un-intrusivly supportive for me right now. and i don't give him enough credit. i dropped out of school to chase a pipe dream and it failed, and i can't muster up enough courage to admit it. if i go back to school for a career, it will be psychiatry. its scary to think of how hard it will be to fool myself into being sincerely motivated enough to face the tedious (what i consider superficial and dumb) classes that are part of that path...like fucking statistical algebra or whatever. fuck me.

[cat hallucination]

i really hope you reply with some gay personal thoughts ironman. my life depends on it tonight. no joke at all.

[cat hallucination]

okay not literally, i'm not gonna commit suicide if you don't post, but it would surely only result in the positive. someone please post something now!!!! anything.

[Verbal]

[quote name="cat hallucination"]eeeasssyy..lumburgh is just being casual. you're taking easy stabs, similar in vain to the one johhny took on abzu about irony. lame and obvious. no growth here. next!!! *god my posts ooze with substance don't they. ?"[/quote]



What?



What was obvious about what I said?

[Mesarthim]

:sard: