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have u ever BOUGHT something from a sexy shop??



of course I suppose many of you entered a sexy shop in their life, but the quesiton is if u bought something.



I entered in some sexy shops when I was in Amsterdam and was funny :) . I didn't bought stuff.



a fellating lover of mine used to drive car with a Love plastic doll on the passanger seat :)
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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yah i've been in one before and bought something for me and my girlfriend.
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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what you bought?
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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we bought some flavored lube for fun, and also a :oldryan: this is wierd :oldryan: penis-head extension that i put on my dick to make the head bigger. but, my dick was already so big that it didn't fit. :redneck:
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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so is a sort of mechanic stuff that makes your dick bigger?? :huh: :krinor:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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like a bike/penis pump?
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My fellating lover nicola owns a sex shop :xx:
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I wanna fuck a chick who works in a sex shop. :tit:
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I wouldnt mind a go on her either :greenie:
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my small town actually got it's first sex shop a few years ago, lots of controversy from the town



it was actually an old restaurant building, and now it's a dirty dirty place
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[quote name="excitebike"]like a bike/penis pump?[/quote]



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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]so is a sort of mechanic stuff that makes your dick bigger?? :huh: :krinor:[/quote]



no it was a sleeve that wrapped around my dick that had a monster dickhead on it. but the sleeve was too small for my dick.
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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[quote name="zim"]my small town actually got it's first sex shop a few years ago, lots of controversy from the town



it was actually an old restaurant building, and now it's a dirty dirty place[/quote]



yah i once heard about a topless cawfee shop in a small town that got shut down.
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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[quote name="MorbidAngle"]I wouldnt mind a go on her either :greenie:[/quote]



Pic or we don't believe you! ;)
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[quote name="Pentelesh"]
[quote name="MorbidAngle"]I wouldnt mind a go on her either :greenie:[/quote]



Pic or we don't believe you! ;)[/quote]



Well, this is the shop site. Maybe you could go halves with some one special on a lube/buttplug combo :redneck:



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rabbit vibrators :xx:
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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Up your ass, no doubt :redneck:
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hey catty, you have an oversize dick, like 8 inches or more? :jizz:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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no its average i guess. 6 inches, 6 1/2 on good days.
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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on "good days" ahahahaha :)



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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="cat hallucination"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]so is a sort of mechanic stuff that makes your dick bigger?? :huh: :krinor:[/quote]



no it was a sleeve that wrapped around my dick that had a monster dickhead on it. but the sleeve was too small for my dick.[/quote]

:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:



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ive been thrown out of one before :redneck:
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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:storytime:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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not much to it really. out drinking with some friends and we saw it on the way back to the car. we decided to go in and just proceeded to throw shit around whilst being loud and drunk.
vega wrote:But when I am meeting she is a round circle like egg. :oldryan: . She is eating 88% of foods and I am paying 100% bill.
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but now I want to suck her soft parts.
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drunk mess :xx:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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[quote name="cat hallucination"]no its average i guess. 6 inches, 6 1/2 on good days.[/quote]



and the thing wouldnt fit? :huh:







ive bought a few things at a sex shop.



i think i already told the story about me splitting the pocket pussy down the middle on entry
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:xx:
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I brought my cousin to a sex shop once.



Little hard-on bearer was a natural:



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working in a Sexy Shop would be very very funny imo :redneck:
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<blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="rocknrolla">prostitutes....they are magical beings. Almost like unicorns. But instead of unicorns, prostitutes do exist. They cost real money. But..........It may just be worth the while. They do unbelievable things with their mouths.</blockquote><blockquote class="ipsBlockquote" data-author="Extreme Noise Tara">Ryan is black.</blockquote>
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