the ask C.AT Hallucination threadZ

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 Nov 2009, 04:13

GO

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how many times you touch yourself daily?

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 06 Nov 2009, 04:14

i'm going to rip you fuckers apart.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 Nov 2009, 04:16

- how many times you touch yourself daily

- Ice cream?

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 06 Nov 2009, 04:17

usually when i first wake up

never, i don't like ice cream.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 06 Nov 2009, 04:24

Are you as "special" as you come across?

Or are you trying to be funny?

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 06 Nov 2009, 04:27

i'm not as special as i come across, but i hope i can become it a bit. overall, its pretty easy to do it on the internet. and yes, i'm always trying to be funny.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 Nov 2009, 04:30

- describe yourself physically

- how you like your eggs cooked?

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 06 Nov 2009, 04:35

physically i'm very anal retentive. i have a rather womanly curve to my body. but i'm 6'1" and

240 pounds right now. but i'm not fat looking, just full of myself. i'm also pretty muscular, i used to be almost as buff as karmablade. i have long curly and wavy hair, with a broad russian jaw, but a rock solid double chin caused by emotional repression and smoking. i'll try to get a pic up some time.

i like scrambled eggs, omelettes, fritatas, poached, and my fried egg preference is over medium, which is fried on both sides, white solid, yolk runny.

i've seen your pics aod. i saw that you lost a lot of weight at one point. how do you like your eggs.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 Nov 2009, 04:39

You don't ask questions here, we do.

Would you sleep with Hugh Laurie?

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 06 Nov 2009, 04:42

what the fuck is the story behind your name?

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 06 Nov 2009, 04:48

[quote name="HbW"]

Would you sleep with Hugh Laurie?[/quote]

with my bi-curiousity i don't really check out and get hot over guys like i do with girls. the few times i've had experiences with guys have just been good friends and we just sorta stumbled upon it for fun. so yah i would...and i am attracted to him i guess. he's smart and talented and handsome.

[quote name="dickzilla"]what the fuck is the story behind your name?[/quote]

it randomly came to me just like my sig. although "cat hallucination" is completely random and silly and has no meaning whatsoever. actually, i remember a couple times, i saw a stack of clothing out of the corner of my eye or something and thought it was a cat. hence...cat hallucination.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 Nov 2009, 04:52

-you are bisexual?

- do you like crackers?

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 06 Nov 2009, 04:54

i'm bi-curious. i've never felt romantic feelings for a man. although maybe i wish i could, but it would be bad for my family, so its an appropriate block.

yes i love crackers, especially chicken biscuits.

zim · Post by **zim** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:00

have you had sexual feelings towards a man?

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:03

yes, but not nearly as much as i do with a woman. i have had sex with a man, so obviously there were sexual feelings. but romantic? no. just fun and perverted. its not something i pursue like i do with women, so in a way its not a big deal.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:08

you should ask TAM about steve

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:11

I bet your "bi-curiose" derives from this "gayola society". Fuck them. Bang one more pussy instead of tasting the wang

I am jamming crackers right now

zim · Post by **zim** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:11

[quote name="dickzilla"]what the fuck is the story behind your name?[/quote]

his name was delicious beer, i remember most liked it. not dog hallucination

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:12

Are you the catcher or the pitcher, kitty hallucination?

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:15

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I bet your "bi-curiose" derives from this "gayola society". [/quote]

no it doesn't, but i'm good friends with a lot of the said, you know, the metros and hippies, and they're definetely acceptant and a lot of them i bet are the same.

@hbw, both. i really especially like being the catcher though. its pretty intense and not something you can get from a lady. when i played baseball though, i was both and i was pretty good.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:17

So how can you, in good conscience, continue to call yourself bi-curious?

You've found out.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:18

I am not homophobic. But I don't feel any attraction for someone of the same sex. And the idea of my rectum invaded by something that is not a female finger, it creates me panic.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:20

[quote name="HbW"]So how can you, in good conscience, continue to call yourself bi-curious?

You've found out.[/quote]

yah, and really, i feel like i've always been that way. in 3rd and 5th grade i did stuff with my boy friends and was always aroused by it, not necessarily attracted, but aroused. and in 1st grade i kissed a sexy leopard elevator.

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:20

[quote name="HbW"]So how can you, in good conscience, continue to call yourself bi-curious?

You've found out.[/quote]

yeah, thats true, your full blown bisexual duder

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:21

Now, I shall await your thanks for my invaluable assistance in this matter.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:22

-In this period you feel more attraction for chickers or duders?

- you experimented sadomasochism?

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:23

*curious* if i could ever find romantic attachment feelings for a man, i would be officially bi-sexual. i'm not opposed to it, but its never happened, and i don't think it will. i'm still kinda in love with a sexy leopard elevator and i think there might be a family future between us.

i'm definetely more attracted to chicks. i don't even like gay porn. i find it dull for some reason. sadomasochism? maybe the mental aspect, but not physical.

zim · Post by **zim** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:24

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I am not homophobic. But I don't feel any attraction for someone of the same sex. And the idea of my rectum invaded by something that is not a female finger, it creates me panic.[/quote]

i tried to invade my girlfriends rectum yesterday, she asked me to stop

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:24

This thread reminds me of Ancient Rome.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:25

Don't you somehow doubt that "true bisexuality" entirely negates the idea of a "preference" of man or woman? If you'll willingly sleep with both, doesn't that make you bisexual?

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:31

[quote name="Johnny"]This thread reminds me of Ancient Rome.[/quote]

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:36

[quote name="HbW"]Don't you somehow doubt that "true bisexuality" entirely negates the idea of a "preference" of man or woman? If you'll willingly sleep with both, doesn't that make you bisexual?[/quote]

i think thats the whole point

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:37

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I am not homophobic. But I don't feel any attraction for someone of the same sex. And the idea of my rectum invaded by something that is not a female finger, it creates me panic.[/quote]

i tried to invade my girlfriends rectum yesterday, she asked me to stop

[/quote]

not all women appreciate sadly. Give her time.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:40

[quote name="HbW"]Don't you somehow doubt that "true bisexuality" entirely negates the idea of a "preference" of man or woman? If you'll willingly sleep with both, doesn't that make you bisexual?[/quote]

right. its hard to explain how i really feel about it. i can relate with people about how they check out people of the opposite sex all the time and get boners or wet. but, i can't relate with homosexuals who feel the same about their own sex. i don't check out and pursue men. but i'm always open to the experience if it feels right, but once again its not a "pursuit" of mine if you know what i mean.

zim · Post by **zim** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:41

[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I am not homophobic. But I don't feel any attraction for someone of the same sex. And the idea of my rectum invaded by something that is not a female finger, it creates me panic.[/quote]

i tried to invade my girlfriends rectum yesterday, she asked me to stop

[/quote]

not all women appreciate sadly. Give her time.[/quote]

she's afraid it will hurt a lot so she doesn't want to try it

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:42

In that sense, wouldn't a straight dude who doesn't chase pussy cease to be straight? It's not like you have to constantly be trolling for one or the other to be interested in it.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:43

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I am not homophobic. But I don't feel any attraction for someone of the same sex. And the idea of my rectum invaded by something that is not a female finger, it creates me panic.[/quote]

i tried to invade my girlfriends rectum yesterday, she asked me to stop

[/quote]

not all women appreciate sadly. Give her time.[/quote]

she's afraid it will hurt a lot so she doesn't want to try it[/quote]

:lube: and a lot of foreplay, my brother.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:44

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="ANGEL OF DESEASE"]I am not homophobic. But I don't feel any attraction for someone of the same sex. And the idea of my rectum invaded by something that is not a female finger, it creates me panic.[/quote]

i tried to invade my girlfriends rectum yesterday, she asked me to stop

[/quote]

not all women appreciate sadly. Give her time.[/quote]

she's afraid it will hurt a lot so she doesn't want to try it[/quote]

tell her it does hurt but its very intense and liberating and worth it.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:45

And don't forget to

when you're done.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:46

Tell her you want to sign your name in her colon.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:53

hey c-at:

- what is your real name?

- do you play an instrument?

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:53

:page2isanal:

zim · Post by **zim** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:53

did you just rip off a russell brand joke johnny?

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:55

my name is joseph neal vice. i go by joe. yes, i play guitar, (kind of) and trombone (classically trained). also of course i can play drums, but i'd really like to try singing, but its scary to share the feelings i want to push for.

russel brand

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:55

i think buttsex is stupid.

theres an amazing, tight, moist, warm, heaven right down the street.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:57

And she doesn't shit out of that one.

Anal sex is for when the pussy is just too loose, I guess. I've never had that problem.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:58

[quote name="zim"]did you just rip off a russell brand joke johnny?[/quote]

Never heard anyone say that.

It would suck if he had though, because I can't fucking stand him.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 06 Nov 2009, 05:58

what is your job/occupation?

how old are you?

do u live alone or with parents?

zim · Post by **zim** » 06 Nov 2009, 06:01

[quote name="Johnny"]
[quote name="zim"]did you just rip off a russell brand joke johnny?[/quote]

Never heard anyone say that.

It would suck if he had though, because I can't fucking stand him.[/quote]

His joke went something like this.. "Of course I'll give you an autograph, across the wall of your uterus written in sperm!"

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 06 Nov 2009, 06:03

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Johnny"]
[quote name="zim"]did you just rip off a russell brand joke johnny?[/quote]

Never heard anyone say that.

It would suck if he had though, because I can't fucking stand him.[/quote]

His joke went something like this.. "Of course I'll give you an autograph, across the wall of your uterus written in sperm!"[/quote]

I don't think either are funny really.

Better than HbW's fill-in attempt for absu just moments ago though.