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Are mostly terrible. But this is funny:

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the best stand up i've ever seen was last night from geoge carlin. dave chapell is awesome too.



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not his best but short and relevant to the commodity thread.
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[quote name="cat hallucination"]the best stand up i've ever seen was last night from geoge carlin. dave chapell is awesome too.



the flamethrower commodity



[youtube]V4nknAzQPHE[/youtube]



not his best but short and relevant to the commodity thread.[/quote]

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[quote name="shadowalk"]
[quote name="dog hallucination"]the best stand up i've ever seen was last night from geoge carlin. dave chapell is awesome too.



the flamethrower commodity



[youtube]V4nknAzQPHE[/youtube]



not his best but short and relevant to the commodity thread.[/quote]

:idea:

[youtube]MeSSwKffj9o[/youtube][/quote]



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Chris Titus was pretty funny.
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fucking awesome. :santa:
[quote name="zim"]Treys solo tone actually sounds a bit thin to me on Domination. It's definitely got a wah sound to it, even if he's not moving it with food it sounds like he has it turned on.[/quote]
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I love good stand up.
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I wonder if anyone is actually watching the videos posted here. Apart from the ones they themselves post.
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[quote name="Johnny"]I wonder if anyone is actually watching the videos posted here. Apart from the ones they themselves post.[/quote]



i watch them.



i love stand up.
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[quote name="dickzilla"]
[quote name="Johnny"]I wonder if anyone is actually watching the videos posted here. Apart from the ones they themselves post.[/quote]



i watch them.



i love stand up.[/quote]



Good. :beer:



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[quote name="dickzilla"]
[quote name="Johnny"]I wonder if anyone is actually watching the videos posted here. Apart from the ones they themselves post.[/quote]



i watch them.



i love stand up.[/quote]
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[quote name="dickzilla"]
[quote name="Johnny"]I wonder if anyone is actually watching the videos posted here. Apart from the ones they themselves post.[/quote]



i watch them.



i love stand up.[/quote]



I watched. i'm not really into stand up, I prefer shows, but watch this scottish bloke Frankie Boyle, he's awesome:



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Frankie Bole is great. Him and Dara O'Briain make Mock The Week.



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[quote name="dickzilla"][youtube]TRyCX00g88c[/youtube][/quote]



he was hilarious live
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Daniel Tosh's stand up and Tosh.O are fucking hilarious.
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tosh.0 is kinda cool. he had a bunch of new material when i saw him :greenie:.
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[quote name="abzu"]Daniel Tosh's stand up and Tosh.O are fucking hilarious.[/quote]



the weird thing is that his stand up is hilarious when i watch it alone, if any of my friends watch it with me, i dont think its that funny.



and your avatar looks like its saying "abzu" over and over again.



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[quote name="dickzilla"]
[quote name="abzu"]Daniel Tosh's stand up and Tosh.O are fucking hilarious.[/quote]



the weird thing is that his stand up is hilarious when i watch it alone, if any of my friends watch it with me, i dont think its that funny.



and your avatar looks like its saying "abzu" over and over again.



we need that as an emoticon.[/quote]

:win:



It's the "bitchy" emoticon from MySpace. It's the closest thing to :waa: I can muster right now.
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[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="dickzilla"]
[quote name="abzu"]Daniel Tosh's stand up and Tosh.O are fucking hilarious.[/quote]



the weird thing is that his stand up is hilarious when i watch it alone, if any of my friends watch it with me, i dont think its that funny.



and your avatar looks like its saying "abzu" over and over again.



we need that as an emoticon.[/quote]

:win:



It's the "bitchy" emoticon from MySpace. It's the closest thing to :waa: I can muster right now.[/quote]



it should be the word edit when anyone says "abzu" that would be awesome
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[quote name="dickzilla"]
[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="dickzilla"]
[quote name="abzu"]Daniel Tosh's stand up and Tosh.O are fucking hilarious.[/quote]



the weird thing is that his stand up is hilarious when i watch it alone, if any of my friends watch it with me, i dont think its that funny.



and your avatar looks like its saying "abzu" over and over again.



we need that as an emoticon.[/quote]

:win:



It's the "bitchy" emoticon from MySpace. It's the closest thing to :waa: I can muster right now.[/quote]



it should be the word edit when anyone says "abzu" that would be awesome[/quote]

:xx: :xx: :xx: :xx: :xx: :xx: :xx: :xx: :xx: :xx: :xx:
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nbb has :waa: dont they?
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[quote name="Johnny"]Frankie Bole is great. Him and Dara O'Briain make Mock The Week.

[/quote]



Mock the week is great, but i'm not a fan of Dara O Briain. Why does he feel the need to say 'Emm...' after everything he says? It's head wrecking.



Frankie Boyle :xx:



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[quote name="MorbidAngle"]
[quote name="Johnny"]Frankie Bole is great. Him and Dara O'Briain make Mock The Week.

[/quote]



Mock the week is great, but i'm not a fan of Dara O Briain. Why does he feel the need to say 'Emm...' after everything he says? It's head wrecking.



Frankie Boyle :xx:



Stewrt Lee played here last night, I was too broke to go though.[/quote]



Dara's cool. He's especially good at hosting that type of show. The "Emm..." thing doesn't really bother me.



Frankie rules. It actually almost seems awkward on the show because he is so obviously way more funny than the others.



The other tits on Mock The Week are terrible.
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this thread needs some Bill motherfuckin Hicks :xx::::::::::



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[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="dickzilla"]
[quote name="abzu"]Daniel Tosh's stand up and Tosh.O are fucking hilarious.[/quote]



the weird thing is that his stand up is hilarious when i watch it alone, if any of my friends watch it with me, i dont think its that funny.



and your avatar looks like its saying "abzu" over and over again.



we need that as an emoticon.[/quote]

:win:



It's the "bitchy" emoticon from MySpace. It's the closest thing to :waa: I can muster right now.[/quote]



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I don't think that's exactly the same? BUT YES :xx:
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Are you sure? It's :waa: on the nbb.
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[quote name="Johnny"]
[quote name="MorbidAngle"]
[quote name="Johnny"]Frankie Bole is great. Him and Dara O'Briain make Mock The Week.

[/quote]



Mock the week is great, but i'm not a fan of Dara O Briain. Why does he feel the need to say 'Emm...' after everything he says? It's head wrecking.



Frankie Boyle :xx:



Stewrt Lee played here last night, I was too broke to go though.[/quote]



Dara's cool. He's especially good at hosting that type of show. The "Emm..." thing doesn't really bother me.



Frankie rules. It actually almost seems awkward on the show because he is so obviously way more funny than the others.



The other tits on Mock The Week are terrible.[/quote]



I accidentally watched Arguemental once and "Dyaaaah"ra O'briain was on it. It was fucking painful because he's was obviously improvising, which meant that he was almost constantly going "dyaaaah" at the end of every sentence. I used to play a drinking game with Mock The Week where I'd drink whenever he did it. I almost drowned trying to keep up with this one.



As for the other points: Boyle = Awesome. Stewart Lee = Awesome. Other Mock The Week tits = unfunny.
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I could be wrong, it has been since 2.0 since I've seen it in action.
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[quote name="Devy"][



I accidentally watched Arguemental once and "Dyaaaah"ra O'briain was on it. It was fucking painful because he's was obviously improvising, which meant that he was almost constantly going "dyaaaah" at the end of every sentence. I used to play a drinking game with Mock The Week where I'd drink whenever he did it. I almost drowned trying to keep up with this one.



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This is exctly what I was talking about. And all jokes aside, i've played that drinking game too :beer:
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[quote name="abzu"]I don't think that's exactly the same? BUT YES :xx:[/quote]



[quote name="HbW"]Are you sure? It's :waa: on the nbb.[/quote]



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[quote name="MorbidAngle"]
[quote name="Devy"][



I accidentally watched Arguemental once and "Dyaaaah"ra O'briain was on it. It was fucking painful because he's was obviously improvising, which meant that he was almost constantly going "dyaaaah" at the end of every sentence. I used to play a drinking game with Mock The Week where I'd drink whenever he did it. I almost drowned trying to keep up with this one.



[/quote]



This is exctly what I was talking about. And all jokes aside, i've played that drinking game too :beer:[/quote]



:xx::::::::::::::
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Spinning chicken carcasses make me hungry. :sicken: :lol:
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