i'll never have a beard

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 30 Sep 2012, 16:01

i cant grow a full beard

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 30 Sep 2012, 18:25

[quote name="rhino"]i cant grow a full beard

[/quote]

neither can i. shit comes in all patchy.

cire · Post by **cire** » 30 Sep 2012, 22:37

goatee for me

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 30 Sep 2012, 22:38

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 30 Sep 2012, 23:31

[quote name="rhino"]i cant grow a full beard

[/quote]

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 30 Sep 2012, 23:36

goatee? yes.

a full beard? no.

vega · Post by **vega** » 30 Sep 2012, 23:37

beard

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 30 Sep 2012, 23:50

[quote name="Holocaust"]:hard-on bearer:[/quote]

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 01 Oct 2012, 00:22

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 01 Oct 2012, 00:44

MABB Beard Club :relaxbeard:

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 01 Oct 2012, 01:15

*:relaxbeer'd:

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 01 Oct 2012, 01:43

Three members

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 01 Oct 2012, 02:19

[quote name="Skinoperable"]i had a beard for a month last year and decided it wasn't worth the hassle[/quote]

beards are the opposite of hassle!

no razors and shaving foam to buy

no wasting time everyday applying said gay products to face and scraping off the budding, beautiful hairs

no chance of being mistaken for a ladyboy or woman

penis girth increases and chances of removing opponents head with one swing of your sword are trebled

in short beards =

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 01 Oct 2012, 02:27

None of my previous beards didn't weren't a hassle on the neck after a week.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 01 Oct 2012, 02:31

zim · Post by **zim** » 01 Oct 2012, 02:46

:didntwerent:

droidspawn · Post by **droidspawn** » 01 Oct 2012, 03:12

[quote name="zim"]:didntwerent:[/quote]

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 01 Oct 2012, 05:00

Nobody caught what that was for?

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 01 Oct 2012, 05:08

I do was shave most days.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 01 Oct 2012, 07:17

:stdwfug:

Bathsalt Zombie · Post by **Bathsalt Zombie** » 01 Oct 2012, 10:35

I keep a beard-trimmer around and keep my shit short and awesome.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 01 Oct 2012, 10:53

i've got a moustache and goatee combo a couple weeks in, and it drips with 10 tons of liquid hacksaw sex appeal

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 01 Oct 2012, 12:22

[quote name="jorsh"]
[quote name="rhino"]i cant grow a full beard

[/quote]

neither can i. shit comes in all patchy.[/quote]

Same here, which is no good because I hate shaving

I can only go about 20 days without shaving around the chin before it starts to look and feel really weird. I've got about a week left before I reach that point

Holocaust · Post by **Holocaust** » 02 Oct 2012, 05:22

NEWS FLASH: it stops feeling weird/itching after a while. Just wait.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 02 Oct 2012, 05:33

[quote name="Holocaust"]NEWS FLASH: it stops feeling weird/itching after a while. Just wait.

[/quote]

A good beard is worth the pain

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 02 Oct 2012, 06:06

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Holocaust"]NEWS FLASH: it stops feeling weird/itching after a while. Just wait.

[/quote]

A good beard is worth the pain

[/quote]

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 02 Oct 2012, 07:42

20 days? that turning point for me happens in less than a week. once i'm past it, though, no problems.

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 02 Oct 2012, 14:31

[quote name="Holocaust"]NEWS FLASH: it stops feeling weird/itching after a while. Just wait.

[/quote]

For some reason about a third of my beard still comes in blonde instead of brown, and after about three weeks it begins to look strange up close. If that wasn't the case I'd gladly put up with the itching.

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 24 Oct 2012, 18:17

I'm on three weeks without shaving. Two people at work tonight told me I look like a gangster. At the very least I definitely look like I'm up to no good

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 24 Oct 2012, 19:14

I found a white hair in my beard this morning. It is directly below the single white hair in my mustache.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 25 Oct 2012, 01:07

[quote name="Abzu"]I found a white hair in my beard this morning. It is directly below the single white hair in my mustache.

[/quote]

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 25 Oct 2012, 03:19

I'll be known as Old Greybeard

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 25 Oct 2012, 04:01

[quote name="Abzu"]I'll be known as Old Greybeard[/quote]

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 25 Oct 2012, 04:02

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 25 Oct 2012, 04:04

this is an admirable aspiration

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 25 Oct 2012, 04:30

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 25 Oct 2012, 04:31

I have similar facial hair as zimberly in this period. After Halloween, though, I'll begin growing it out to a full beard again.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 25 Oct 2012, 05:18

[quote name="Abzu"]I have similar facial hair as zimberly in this period. After Halloween, though, I'll begin growing it out to a full beard again.[/quote]

:muskateer:

M.Bison · Post by **M.Bison** » 25 Oct 2012, 05:37

My cheeks let me down, if it had the same growth as my chin I'd be well on my way... but alas

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 25 Oct 2012, 08:08

Then just go with the goatee.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 25 Oct 2012, 09:35

[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Abzu"]I have similar facial hair as zimberly in this period. After Halloween, though, I'll begin growing it out to a full beard again.[/quote]

:muskateer:[/quote]

En garde!

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 25 Oct 2012, 10:20

I got no white hairs in the beard

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 25 Oct 2012, 15:28

Neither do I. Definitely a couple red ones in there though.

Paste Human · Post by **Paste Human** » 25 Oct 2012, 17:00

Same here. For some reason most of the hair on my chin comes in blonde or red despite the fact that I have brown hair.

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 25 Oct 2012, 17:26

[quote name="Haunty"]Neither do I. Definitely a couple red ones in there though.

[/quote]

My whole beard is red

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 25 Oct 2012, 19:10

[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Haunty"]Neither do I. Definitely a couple red ones in there though.

[/quote]

My whole beard is red

[/quote]

I've never seen a photo of you.