english: is true that at 5 o'clock you have Tea?

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 26 Sep 2009, 20:35

so?

I want to drink a hot tea later, but as the english, at 5 o'clock in the afternoon

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 26 Sep 2009, 21:40

untrue for approximately 100 years.

old English traditions have been flushed down the toilet of history by bullshit modern life.

:iphoneculture:

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 26 Sep 2009, 21:48

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 26 Sep 2009, 22:00

Don't worry tho AOD cos in my house we always have tea and scones at 5 o'clock whilst listening to the Goon show on the wireless, you are welcome to join us but please wear tweed and bring your own pipe.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 26 Sep 2009, 22:24

[quote name="baron von blondle"]Don't worry tho AOD cos in my house we always have tea and scones at 5 o'clock whilst listening to the Goon show on the wireless, you are welcome to join us but please wear tweed and bring your own pipe.[/quote]

:jealous:

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 26 Sep 2009, 22:27

hey you're all welcome!

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 26 Sep 2009, 23:08

[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]Don't worry tho AOD cos in my house we always have tea and scones at 5 o'clock whilst listening to the Goon show on the wireless, you are welcome to join us but please wear tweed and bring your own pipe.[/quote]

:jealous:[/quote]

bills bro · Post by **bills bro** » 26 Sep 2009, 23:54

Most people are still at work or leaving work at this time.

And I'm sure it was only a tradition of the middle / upper classes.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 27 Sep 2009, 00:02

all work throughout England should fucking well halt entirely at 5pm to take tea and cunting scones.

thats why the English are such a miserable bunch of moaning fucks these days, we need more tea and cake based leisure activities.

methodrone · Post by **methodrone** » 27 Sep 2009, 00:06

and better dentistry

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 27 Sep 2009, 01:28

[quote name="hafsteinn"]and better dentistry[/quote]

no! that is erosion of cultural rights.

I've got shit teeth and I'm proud.

Dentistry will be outlawed when I am Prime Minister.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » 27 Sep 2009, 01:36

i drink a shitload of tea so ive probably been drinking it at 5 o'clock a few times.

i fucking hate scones though

M.Bison · Post by **M.Bison** » 27 Sep 2009, 01:50

[quote name="Rob"] i fucking hate scones though[/quote]

Blashphemer...

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 27 Sep 2009, 02:11

i prefer beer at 5pm

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 27 Sep 2009, 02:39

everyone hates scones but it's traditional so shut up and eat them like everyone else.

and beer o clock is 7pm.

however one may take nips at the Gin and/or Scotch that's in the larder at any time post 1pm or 8am if you are a Vicar or a Policeman.

-M- · Post by **-M-** » 27 Sep 2009, 02:47

Is it true English drink tea with cold milk?

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 27 Sep 2009, 02:49

[quote name="skorpioniasta"]Is it true English drink tea with cold milk?[/quote]

You can add cold milk inside hot tea. I tasted one time and was meh.

Jizzlobber · Post by **Jizzlobber** » 27 Sep 2009, 02:55

[quote name="skorpioniasta"]Is it true English drink tea with cold milk?[/quote]

with hot milk would just be bizarre

-M- · Post by **-M-** » 27 Sep 2009, 02:59

I hate milk and I wouldn't spoil my tea neither with cold nor hot.

Jizzlobber · Post by **Jizzlobber** » 27 Sep 2009, 03:01

I like (cold) milk in mine, but no sugar. sugar is a no no.

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 27 Sep 2009, 03:09

I put honey in milk and tea and is a total win

Jizzlobber · Post by **Jizzlobber** » 27 Sep 2009, 03:13

I like rooibos tea too. that shit is refreshing.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 27 Sep 2009, 06:51

milk with tea always UNLESS it's Earl Grey.

foreign devils.

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 27 Sep 2009, 07:25

milk with tea

(unless chai)

scones <<< muffins (blueberry ftw)

beer @ 7pm:

you people wait that long?! wtf?!

Charles Bronson · Post by **Charles Bronson** » 27 Sep 2009, 11:29

I thought it was at 3pm?

Modern culture ruined this too.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 27 Sep 2009, 18:02

This thread is awesome

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 27 Sep 2009, 18:43

what you are all failing to recognise in this thread is the absolute rigid superiority of the English culture.

You DO have milk with tea unless it's earl grey - then it's a slice of lemon.

ALL cakes must be heavy and indigestive so the stool emerges like a large chunk of masonry from the anus - thereby producing the standard English expression of displeasure at everything.

all other opinion/ritual is filthy foreign muck and WILL be stamped out in favour of the English way.

god save the queen.

Mr. P · Post by **Mr. P** » 27 Sep 2009, 19:36

One could assume that the original hypothesis of this thread is still in progress at the queens hall? Could I be totally wrong if making assumption like this? Baron, Devy, educate us!

[quote name="baron von blondle"]You DO have milk with tea unless it's earl grey - then it's a slice of lemon.[/quote]

So English =)

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 27 Sep 2009, 22:03

[quote name="baron von blondle"]everyone hates scones but it's traditional so shut up and eat them like everyone else.

and beer o clock is 7pm.

however one may take nips at the Gin and/or Scotch that's in the larder at any time post 1pm or 8am if you are a Vicar or a Policeman.[/quote]

beer o clock is anytime and every time of the day

Charles Bronson · Post by **Charles Bronson** » 27 Sep 2009, 23:11

[quote name="baron von blondle"]what you are all failing to recognise in this thread is the absolute rigid superiority of the English culture.

You DO have milk with tea unless it's earl grey - then it's a slice of lemon.

ALL cakes must be heavy and indigestive so the stool emerges like a large chunk of masonry from the anus - thereby producing the standard English expression of displeasure at everything.

all other opinion/ritual is filthy foreign muck and WILL be stamped out in favour of the English way.

god save the queen.[/quote]

I love brits.

-M- · Post by **-M-** » 27 Sep 2009, 23:14

What do you do if you have tea, but no milk or earl grey but no lemon?

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 27 Sep 2009, 23:21

[quote name="baron von blondle"]what you are all failing to recognise in this thread is the absolute rigid superiority of the English culture.

You DO have milk with tea unless it's earl grey - then it's a slice of lemon.

ALL cakes must be heavy and indigestive so the stool emerges like a large chunk of masonry from the anus - thereby producing the standard English expression of displeasure at everything.

all other opinion/ritual is filthy foreign muck and WILL be stamped out in favour of the English way.

god save the queen.[/quote]

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 27 Sep 2009, 23:23

[quote name="skorpioniasta"]What do you do if you have tea, but no milk or earl grey but no lemon?[/quote]

send a member of your housekeeping staff out to get the required ingredients or go to the pub

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 27 Sep 2009, 23:39

What the fuck is earl grey?

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 27 Sep 2009, 23:47

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 27 Sep 2009, 23:49

an old hard-on bearer coming out of of a pitcher?

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 28 Sep 2009, 00:39

Tam Tam old boy don't be a philistine, this is a very English thread and we don't like silly Johnny Foreigner mucking the place up, now tuck your shirt in, sit down quietly and behave with the manners befitting of a proper gentleman while I attempt to educate you.

Earl Grey tea is a tea blend with a distinctive flavour and aroma derived from the addition of oil extracted from the rind of the bergamot orange, a fragrant citrus fruit

The Earl Grey blend is named after the 2nd Earl Grey, British Prime Minister in the 1830s and author of the Reform Bill of 1832, who reputedly received a gift, probably a diplomatic perquisite, of tea flavoured with bergamot oil, taken from bergamot, a citrus fruit typical of Southeast Asia and grown commercially in Italy.

According to one legend, a grateful Chinese mandarin whose son was rescued from drowning by one of Lord Grey's men first presented the blend to the Earl in 1803.

Rob · Post by **Rob** » 28 Sep 2009, 04:09

i take tea with milk or without, its good either way. pyramid teabags are also the way forward, they release the most flavour, although thats more advanced tea chemistry that you yanks won't appreciate.

i think i might arrange a mabb tea party.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 28 Sep 2009, 05:07

[quote name="baron von blondle"]Tam Tam old boy don't be a philistine, this is a very English thread and we don't like silly Johnny Foreigner mucking the place up, now tuck your shirt in, sit down quietly and behave with the manners befitting of a proper gentleman while I attempt to educate you.

[/quote]

Speak English!

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 28 Sep 2009, 11:30

i like my water cold and without tea

zim · Post by **zim** » 28 Sep 2009, 11:38

[quote name="Nick"]i like my water cold and without tea

[/quote]

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 28 Sep 2009, 15:16

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Nick"]i like my water cold and without tea

[/quote][/quote]

GET OUT OF THIS THREAD OR I'LL HAVE YOU SHOT AS GERMAN SPIES!!!

Redd · Post by **Redd** » 28 Sep 2009, 21:41

[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="Nick"]i like my water cold and without tea

[/quote][/quote]

zim · Post by **zim** » 28 Sep 2009, 22:38

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 28 Sep 2009, 22:44

I enjoy my tea with biscuits. Few things better than relaxing in bed with "On the Opposition" by J.V Stalin and enjoying biscuits that you dunk in the tea.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 28 Sep 2009, 22:58

[quote name="ManOfSteel"]I enjoy my tea with biscuits. Few things better than relaxing in bed with "On the Opposition" by J.V Stalin and enjoying biscuits that you dunk in the tea.[/quote]

Here speaks a true gentleman, wise in the ways of tea. I hereby dub Thee Sir Ermy of the People.

Charles Bronson · Post by **Charles Bronson** » 29 Sep 2009, 00:27

[quote name="ManOfSteel"]I enjoy my tea with biscuits. Few things better than relaxing in bed with "On the Opposition" by J.V Stalin and enjoying biscuits that you dunk in the tea.[/quote]

Bourgeoisie!

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 29 Sep 2009, 00:30

[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]
[quote name="ManOfSteel"]I enjoy my tea with biscuits. Few things better than relaxing in bed with "On the Opposition" by J.V Stalin and enjoying biscuits that you dunk in the tea.[/quote]

Bourgeoisie![/quote]

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 29 Sep 2009, 00:35

[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]
[quote name="ManOfSteel"]I enjoy my tea with biscuits. Few things better than relaxing in bed with "On the Opposition" by J.V Stalin and enjoying biscuits that you dunk in the tea.[/quote]

Bourgeoisie![/quote]

bourgeoisie don't read Stalin you turd

Charles Bronson · Post by **Charles Bronson** » 29 Sep 2009, 07:06

[quote name="ManOfSteel"]
[quote name="Uber Grim Kvlt"]
[quote name="ManOfSteel"]I enjoy my tea with biscuits. Few things better than relaxing in bed with "On the Opposition" by J.V Stalin and enjoying biscuits that you dunk in the tea.[/quote]

Bourgeoisie![/quote]

bourgeoisie don't read Stalin you turd[/quote]

Stalin was a bourgeoisie.