What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 14 Jul 2009, 21:46

A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.

zim · Post by **zim** » 14 Jul 2009, 21:58

zim · Post by **zim** » 14 Jul 2009, 22:00

How many guitarist does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, one to do it and 16 others to tell you how much better they could have done it. (that's my favorite one)

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 14 Jul 2009, 22:09

A customer walks into the brand new store downtown that sells brains. There are three glass cases, each containing a nice wet quivering gray brain. The first one says "SCIENTIST", and it costs $100. The second says "ELECTRICIAN" and costs $1000. The third says "DRUMMER" and costs $10,000. The customer is confused, and questions the salesperson. "I don't get it...why would I want a drummer's brain for $10,000 when I can get an scientist's brain for $100?".

The salesman replied, "Because, it's never been used."

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 14 Jul 2009, 22:17

[quote name="zim"]How many guitarist does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, one to do it and 16 others to tell you how much better they could have done it. (that's my favorite one)[/quote]

How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?

Five. One to change the bulb, and four to argue about how Buddy Rich would have done it.

FUKKET · Post by **FUKKET** » 15 Jul 2009, 05:22

[quote name="zim"]How many guitarist does it take to screw in a lightbulb?

17, one to do it and 16 others to tell you how much better they could have done it. (that's my favorite one)[/quote]

yeah love that one.

there's heaps of bassist ones too, but i forget...

beandorkio · Post by **beandorkio** » 15 Aug 2009, 02:22

How do you know a drummer's at the door?

The knock keeps speeding up.

What's the difference between a drummer, and a drum machine?

You only have to punch the instructions into the drum machine once.

M.Bison · Post by **M.Bison** » 16 Aug 2009, 01:58

[quote name="beandorkio"]How do you know a drummer's at the door?

The knock keeps speeding up.[/quote]

Hahaha... belter!

supa tuna · Post by **supa tuna** » 04 Nov 2009, 06:21

How are a fretless bass player and lightning the same?

They never hit the same spot twice.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 04 Nov 2009, 08:00

i love music geek jokes.

cat hallucination · Post by **cat hallucination** » 05 Nov 2009, 04:55

i posted this in free discussion too, but anywhoo.

what do you get when you play new age music backwards?

new age music.

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