Icy-Hot on balls is a BAD FUCKING IDEA!!!

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Icy-Hot on balls is a BAD FUCKING IDEA!!!

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So about 2-3 weeks ago I was in class (schools over now!!!) and a fellating lover was like " bro I jerked off with icy-hot" I was like what!?!? He said he had a sore arm after baseball and rubbed it on his arm and never rubbed the rest off his hand and randomly started beatin and he was like the cold sucked but the hot feels so great. So yesterday I stumble across some in my bathroom and knowing me I bring the iPad in, turn the shower and fan on, and lock the doors and start shopping. Around for some good spank material and took a bunch and rubbed it all over and instantly my balls and cock were on fire. I threw everything down and jumped in the shower and turned the water cold and cupped my balls. I panicked the pain was ridiculous! I didn't know what to do if I should just be like " HEY 9/11 MY COCK BURNS" or just scream and chop em off. Eventually it stopped but I was on the brink of balling out screaming and crying. I shattered my leg about 6 months ago and the pain was close if not equal. Listen stick to KY and Vaseline! Anyone else have a Icy-Hot incident?
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[quote name="LAVAGOD"]and lock the doors and start shopping. Around for some good spank material[/quote]



I don't care if english is your second, third or fiftieth language, that's just terrible.
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I think it would make more sense to start by seeing what icy hot does to your finger or arm or something, before taking such a huge step towards putting it on your junk. But I dunno, I'm not a doctor.
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:lol:
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Really though does icy hot even sound like something you want to jerk off with
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It is clear the thread starter needs to watch Revenge of the Nerds.
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[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="LAVAGOD"]and lock the doors and start shopping. Around for some good spank material[/quote]



I don't care if english is your second, third or fiftieth language, that's just terrible.[/quote]

How is my English bad?
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what is this i don't even
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[quote name="zim"]what is this i don't even[/quote]
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