What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 21:46
A pizza doesn't scream when you put it in the oven.
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What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
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Re: What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 21:58
Re: What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 22:00
How many guitarist does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
17, one to do it and 16 others to tell you how much better they could have done it. (that's my favorite one)
17, one to do it and 16 others to tell you how much better they could have done it. (that's my favorite one)
Re: What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 22:09
A customer walks into the brand new store downtown that sells brains. There are three glass cases, each containing a nice wet quivering gray brain. The first one says "SCIENTIST", and it costs $100. The second says "ELECTRICIAN" and costs $1000. The third says "DRUMMER" and costs $10,000. The customer is confused, and questions the salesperson. "I don't get it...why would I want a drummer's brain for $10,000 when I can get an scientist's brain for $100?".
The salesman replied, "Because, it's never been used."
The salesman replied, "Because, it's never been used."
Re: What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
Posted: 14 Jul 2009, 22:17
[quote name="zim"]How many guitarist does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
17, one to do it and 16 others to tell you how much better they could have done it. (that's my favorite one)[/quote]
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the bulb, and four to argue about how Buddy Rich would have done it.
17, one to do it and 16 others to tell you how much better they could have done it. (that's my favorite one)[/quote]
How many drummers does it take to change a lightbulb?
Five. One to change the bulb, and four to argue about how Buddy Rich would have done it.
Re: What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
Posted: 15 Jul 2009, 05:22
[quote name="zim"]How many guitarist does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
17, one to do it and 16 others to tell you how much better they could have done it. (that's my favorite one)[/quote]
yeah love that one.
there's heaps of bassist ones too, but i forget...
17, one to do it and 16 others to tell you how much better they could have done it. (that's my favorite one)[/quote]
yeah love that one.
there's heaps of bassist ones too, but i forget...
Re: What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
Posted: 15 Aug 2009, 02:22
How do you know a drummer's at the door?
The knock keeps speeding up.
What's the difference between a drummer, and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the instructions into the drum machine once.
The knock keeps speeding up.
What's the difference between a drummer, and a drum machine?
You only have to punch the instructions into the drum machine once.
Re: What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
Posted: 16 Aug 2009, 01:58
[quote name="beandorkio"]How do you know a drummer's at the door?
The knock keeps speeding up.[/quote]
Hahaha... belter!
The knock keeps speeding up.[/quote]
Hahaha... belter!
Re: What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
Posted: 04 Nov 2009, 06:21
How are a fretless bass player and lightning the same?
They never hit the same spot twice.
They never hit the same spot twice.
Re: What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
Posted: 04 Nov 2009, 08:00
i love music geek jokes.Re: What's the difference between a drummer and a pizza?
Posted: 05 Nov 2009, 04:55
i posted this in free discussion too, but anywhoo.
what do you get when you play new age music backwards?
new age music.
what do you get when you play new age music backwards?
new age music.