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Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 14:15
by zim
I would consider Paul Mazurkiewicz the "Lars" drummer of death metal. This hard-on bearer gets tired when he is doing basic DM beats and uses two foot blasting for slow blasts! :frown:



Not saying I don't like him, he could just be a little more interesting.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 14:22
by vO)))id
CC needs a new drummer*



period.





I hate to say this but their music could be 10 times as interesting with more diverse drumming.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 14:47
by TamPron
eggs-actly

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 15:05
by TamPron
i would say larry

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 15:35
by vO)))id
Flo too, he sucks.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 15:36
by zim
wasn't expecting flo.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 15:55
by vO)))id
sure he's fast and probably a good drummer, but what he does... sucks!

very inconsistent too.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 16:20
by zim
Lars is such a ridiculous drummer. He gets so tired from simplistic beats. Not to mention he would have a heart attack if he attempted a real 100% version of Dyers Eve.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 16:37
by OJ8
And it still makes me wonder what made them as big as they are... Bands like Megadeth, Testament, Forbidden and such are way better than Metallica in everything they do.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 17:04
by vO)))id
Megadeth :frown:

Testament :xx:

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 17:11
by djonni greazo
[quote name="Void"]Megadeth :frown:

[/quote]

this :santa:



and i consider Paul to be a much much less interesting drummer than Lars... :rshot:

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 17:17
by FUKKET
[quote name="OJ8"]And it still makes me wonder what made them as big as they are... Bands like Megadeth, Testament, Forbidden and such are way better than Metallica in everything they do.[/quote]



the manager the hooked up with. Bernstein.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 17:17
by FUKKET
[quote name="Void"]Testament :xx:[/quote]

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 17:30
by Haunty
Back on topic, the entire lineup of Napalm Death, although they may or may not be Death Metal.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 17:44
by FUKKET
[quote name="HbW"]Back on topic, the entire lineup of Napalm Death, although they may or may not be Death Metal.[/quote]



wrong

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 17:45
by OJ8
Seriously, why do you frown upon Megadeth? Their songs are a hundred times more complex, original and intelligent than those of most thrash metal bands. I understand that Chuck is a better singer than Dave, but no other voice would fit Megadeth better. The driving forces behind both bands, Dave and Eric, are both awesome guitarists and composers but the main difference between those two is that Dave always did whatever he wanted to do, while Testament has always seem to follow the trend; if I didn't like them as much as I do, I'd say their next album will be a fucking metalcore album. I like both bands waaaaaay more than any others but Megadeth always comes first for me, they just can't be touched in terms of originality and attitude.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 20:38
by Mesarthim
yeah, i'm gonna have to agree about Paul. he can't keep up when I've seen them live. :rshot:

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 21:41
by vO)))id
OJ8, I understand your point of view.

But on a personal level, I just don't like Megadeth.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 21:53
by OJ8
:beer:

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 27 Apr 2009, 23:22
by Hugo.
[quote name="HbW"]Back on topic, the entire lineup of Napalm Death, although they may or may not be Death Metal.[/quote]

Quit throwing shit on the fire H!



Paul from CC said that the reason he dumbs things down is to let the riffs shine through unhindered - gay.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 00:43
by zim
[quote name="MorbidAngle"]Paul from CC said that the reason he dumbs things down is to let the riffs shine through unhindered - gay.[/quote]



he is full of shit for saying that.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 03:05
by OJ8
SKINNER!



Correct answer:



Megadeth :xx: :xx:



Testament :xx:

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 06:52
by cat hallucination
glen benton

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 07:12
by Haunty
[quote name="FUKKET"]
[quote name="HbW"]Back on topic, the entire lineup of Napalm Death, although they may or may not be Death Metal.[/quote]



wrong[/quote]



Did I say I think Lars sucks? No, because he's a solid drummer who has a distinctive ability to play in the pocket. Napalm Death, likewise, are not flailing around with lots of extra noodly talent, but what they attempt, they do better than most.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 07:15
by Haunty
[quote name="cat hallucination"]glen benton[/quote]





Steve Asheim.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 07:19
by OJ8
Steve is a fucking great drummer :frown:

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 07:21
by Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs
[quote name="HbW"]Back on topic, the entire lineup of Napalm Death, although they may or may not be Death Metal.[/quote]





Fuck you.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 07:33
by cat hallucination
[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="dog hallucination"]glen benton[/quote]





Steve Asheim.[/quote]



steve ashein is indeed an awesome drummer, in fact from what i've heard, he's one of my favorites of any genre, and certainly my favorite in death metal.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 07:46
by Haunty
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]
[quote name="HbW"]Back on topic, the entire lineup of Napalm Death, although they may or may not be Death Metal.[/quote]





Fuck you.[/quote]



Fuck you back for assuming that the Lars Ulrich comparison means I must hate them. I've already explained my reasoning on this.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 07:54
by zim
The thread is intended to compare drummers of death metal to Lars.



Basically bad drummers or people who get tired really easily.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 08:28
by Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs
[quote name="zim"]The thread is intended to compare drummers of death metal to Lars.



Basically bad drummers or people who get tired really easily.[/quote]





Exactly, which is why I said "fuck you" to this:



[quote name="HbW"]Back on topic, the entire lineup of Napalm Death, although they may or may not be Death Metal.[/quote]



It doesn't make sense since the thread is about drummers and not entire bands.





[quote name="HbW"]Fuck you back for assuming that the Lars Ulrich comparison means I must hate them. I've already explained my reasoning on this.[/quote]



And your reasoning makes no sense at all whatsoever.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 09:32
by Abzu
every time I see the word Flo, I must watch this:



[youtube]xdZTl6mFTAk[/youtube]

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 09:40
by Abzu
plus what Shitty said

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 12:20
by Grudge
bill steer

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 12:45
by zim
drummers goddamnit. not guitar gods

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 28 Apr 2009, 12:59
by Haunty
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]
[quote name="zim"]The thread is intended to compare drummers of death metal to Lars.



Basically bad drummers or people who get tired really easily.[/quote]





Exactly, which is why I said "fuck you" to this:



[quote name="HbW"]Back on topic, the entire lineup of Napalm Death, although they may or may not be Death Metal.[/quote]



It doesn't make sense since the thread is about drummers and not entire bands.





[quote name="HbW"]Fuck you back for assuming that the Lars Ulrich comparison means I must hate them. I've already explained my reasoning on this.[/quote]



And your reasoning makes no sense at all whatsoever.[/quote]





We seem to have gotten off on the wrong foot.

In the interest of getting along, I'd like to let you buy me a drink. :beer:

(But don't think I'll feel obligated to stand around and talk to you just because you paid for my alcohol). :kiss:

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 00:33
by Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs
Maybe...

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 01:37
by Teignub
[quote name="abzu"]every time I see the word Flo, I must watch this:



[youtube]xdZTl6mFTAk[/youtube][/quote]

:hard-on bearer:



what movie is that from?

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 01:46
by Mr. P

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 01:48
by Abzu
:piss2: lemonade

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 01:54
by Charles Bronson
I don't know what you mean by Lars, but Tom Corn is my favorite drummer period.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 03:27
by Haunty
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Maybe...[/quote]



"Maybe" ain't going to get you back on my good side. :beer:

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 05:05
by Teignub
[quote name="Pentelesh"]Der Untergang[/quote]

:santa: sounds intense :oldryan:

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 06:59
by Abzu
[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Maybe...[/quote]



"Maybe" ain't going to get you back on my good side. :beer:[/quote]



You have a good side? :rshot:

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 07:21
by Inverted Crosses And Gorebongs
Like I said, maybe. I don't like a lot of people. :grimbeard:

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 07:24
by Haunty
[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Maybe...[/quote]



"Maybe" ain't going to get you back on my good side. :beer:[/quote]



You have a good side? :rshot:[/quote]



A huge one. :rshot:

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 08:06
by Mortuary Riot
[quote name="Lumbergh"]yeah, i'm gonna have to agree about Paul. he can't keep up when I've seen them live. :rshot:[/quote]



Saw em last night he did just fine imo.

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 29 Apr 2009, 09:46
by Abzu
[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="HbW"]
[quote name="shitty the sandwitch"]Maybe...[/quote]



"Maybe" ain't going to get you back on my good side. :beer:[/quote]



You have a good side? :rshot:[/quote]



A huge one. :rshot:[/quote]



I don't mean your goatse

Re: Who do you consider the Lars of Death Metal?

Posted: 30 Apr 2009, 07:12
by Haunty
Being crude won't get you any closer to stroking my facial hair. Nor I yours.