Re: morbid fails
Posted: 06 Jul 2011, 03:23
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Re: morbid fails
Posted: 06 Jul 2011, 03:26
also why is david just standing around in a towel
Re: morbid fails
Posted: 06 Jul 2011, 04:52
this one wins
Re: morbid fails
Posted: 06 Jul 2011, 05:24
[quote name="Void"]this one wins
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Awesome
I bet insanity wolf has some thoughts on Illud...
[/quote]Awesome
I bet insanity wolf has some thoughts on Illud...
Re: morbid fails
Posted: 06 Jul 2011, 05:42
[quote name="online quote profile"]also why is david just standing around in a towel[/quote]
how do you inspect pizza?
how do you inspect pizza?
Re: morbid fails
Posted: 06 Jul 2011, 05:51
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Re: morbid fails
Posted: 06 Jul 2011, 09:10
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="online quote profile"]also why is david just standing around in a towel[/quote]
how do you inspect pizza?[/quote]
fucking naked, better known as the *right* way
[quote name="online quote profile"]also why is david just standing around in a towel[/quote]
how do you inspect pizza?[/quote]
fucking naked, better known as the *right* way
Re: morbid fails
Posted: 06 Jul 2011, 10:30
[quote name="online quote profile"]
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="online quote profile"]also why is david just standing around in a towel[/quote]
how do you inspect pizza?[/quote]
fucking naked, better known as the *right* way[/quote]
[quote name="zim"]
[quote name="online quote profile"]also why is david just standing around in a towel[/quote]
how do you inspect pizza?[/quote]
fucking naked, better known as the *right* way[/quote]
Re: morbid fails
Posted: 06 Jul 2011, 17:04
this is an actual ad for an actual interview
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Re: morbid fails
Posted: 06 Jul 2011, 17:17
Yeah, I saw that one too... Fucking ridiculous.
Re: morbid fails
Posted: 06 Jul 2011, 23:42
[quote name="online quote profile"]also why is david just standing around in a towel
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Sweet jesus, there's enough comedy fuel in these two pictures to counteract every film Kevin James has ever made.
[/quote]Sweet jesus, there's enough comedy fuel in these two pictures to counteract every film Kevin James has ever made.
Re: morbid fails
Posted: 07 Jul 2011, 00:23
[quote name="online quote profile"]also why is david just standing around in a towel
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Evil D: Look, this. This miniature bread, it's like... I've been working with this now for about half an hour and i can't figure out... let's say I wanted a bite, right. You got this...
Tim Y: You'd like bigger bread?
Evil D: Exactly. I don't understand how...
Tim Y: [gestures to the meat] You could just fold this... though.
Evil D: [folding the bread] Well, no... then it's half the size...
Tim Y: No, not the bread [folds the meat] You could fold the meat...
Evil D: [still folding the bread] Yeah, but then it breaks up. It breaks apart like this...
Tim Y: [putting the folded meat onto the miniature bread] No, no, no... you put it on the bread like this; see?
Evil D: [folding the miniature sandwich] But if you keep folding it, then it keeps breaking...
TIm Y: Why would you keep folding it?
Evil D: ...and then everything has to be folded... and then you have [holds up miniature sandwich] ...this. And I don't want this. I want large bread, so I can put this... [puts meat between two pieces of miniature bread] ...so then it's like this. But this doesn't work, because then it's all...
Tim Y: Because it hangs out like that?
Evil D: Look! would you be holding this?
Tim Y: No. I wouldn't want to eat...
Evil D: No! Alright, A. Exhibit, exhibit A... [throws down miniature sandwich] ...and now we move onto this... [picks up an olive] Look, look; who's in here? No one! [picks up an olive stuffed with pimento] And in here, there's a little hard-on bearer, look! So it's a complete catastrophe!
Tim Y: Alright, David...David! Calm down!
Evil D: It's 'Mr. Vincent', remember?
Tim Y: Sor-RY...
Evil D: Look... no, it's no big deal, It's a joke... it's really... it's a joke.
Tim Y: I'm sorry, it's just some prat at university, you know? I really... I don't want it to affect your performance.
Evil D: It's not going to affect my performance, don't worry about that. I just hate it... it really, it does disturb me, but I'll rise above it; I'm a professional.
[/quote]Evil D: Look, this. This miniature bread, it's like... I've been working with this now for about half an hour and i can't figure out... let's say I wanted a bite, right. You got this...
Tim Y: You'd like bigger bread?
Evil D: Exactly. I don't understand how...
Tim Y: [gestures to the meat] You could just fold this... though.
Evil D: [folding the bread] Well, no... then it's half the size...
Tim Y: No, not the bread [folds the meat] You could fold the meat...
Evil D: [still folding the bread] Yeah, but then it breaks up. It breaks apart like this...
Tim Y: [putting the folded meat onto the miniature bread] No, no, no... you put it on the bread like this; see?
Evil D: [folding the miniature sandwich] But if you keep folding it, then it keeps breaking...
TIm Y: Why would you keep folding it?
Evil D: ...and then everything has to be folded... and then you have [holds up miniature sandwich] ...this. And I don't want this. I want large bread, so I can put this... [puts meat between two pieces of miniature bread] ...so then it's like this. But this doesn't work, because then it's all...
Tim Y: Because it hangs out like that?
Evil D: Look! would you be holding this?
Tim Y: No. I wouldn't want to eat...
Evil D: No! Alright, A. Exhibit, exhibit A... [throws down miniature sandwich] ...and now we move onto this... [picks up an olive] Look, look; who's in here? No one! [picks up an olive stuffed with pimento] And in here, there's a little hard-on bearer, look! So it's a complete catastrophe!
Tim Y: Alright, David...David! Calm down!
Evil D: It's 'Mr. Vincent', remember?
Tim Y: Sor-RY...
Evil D: Look... no, it's no big deal, It's a joke... it's really... it's a joke.
Tim Y: I'm sorry, it's just some prat at university, you know? I really... I don't want it to affect your performance.
Evil D: It's not going to affect my performance, don't worry about that. I just hate it... it really, it does disturb me, but I'll rise above it; I'm a professional.
Re: morbid fails
Posted: 07 Jul 2011, 00:30
ST ftw. 
Re: morbid fails
Posted: 07 Jul 2011, 04:50
Re: morbid fails
Posted: 07 Jul 2011, 15:25
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okay, that's just pure win.
[/quote]okay, that's just pure win.
Re: morbid fails
Posted: 07 Jul 2011, 15:40
Is that from some classic movie?
Re: morbid fails
Posted: 07 Jul 2011, 22:41
this deserves a mention strictly because it wasn't intended to be a joke. they should adopt that new logo color officially if IDI is indicative of the band's future
man check out how they substituted the I in witching with a Y
that spelling is just too extreme for me
man check out how they substituted the I in witching with a Y
that spelling is just too extreme for me
Re: morbid fails
Posted: 07 Jul 2011, 23:48
[quote name="online quote profile"]also why is david just standing around in a towel
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Having looked at these again, Dave is starting to look like an aunt. An aunt who never married, but you never bring it up because everyone secretly knows the reason. Said aunt also owns a lot of cats, a truck, some dungarees and two pairs of sensible shoes.
[/quote]Having looked at these again, Dave is starting to look like an aunt. An aunt who never married, but you never bring it up because everyone secretly knows the reason. Said aunt also owns a lot of cats, a truck, some dungarees and two pairs of sensible shoes.
Re: morbid fails
Posted: 09 Jul 2011, 07:06
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"you'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel"
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"you'll have to speak up, i'm wearing a towel"
Re: morbid fails
Posted: 29 Sep 2011, 04:26
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