Teufel's Tomb review of Illud
Posted: 03 Jul 2011, 08:47
MABB v6.6.6
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Teufel's Tomb review of Illud
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Re: Teufel's Tomb review of Illud
Posted: 03 Jul 2011, 09:18
this website still exists?
Re: Teufel's Tomb review of Illud
Posted: 03 Jul 2011, 09:23
okay, that was pretty funny.
Re: Teufel's Tomb review of Illud
Posted: 04 Jul 2011, 03:41
there's so much gold in that review, I can't even quote isolated lines
Re: Teufel's Tomb review of Illud
Posted: 04 Jul 2011, 06:27
"ELETROTAINTSUCK 3000"!!!!!
Re: Teufel's Tomb review of Illud
Posted: 04 Jul 2011, 09:29
Funny stuff... Teufel's Tomb sure knows how to review material without getting band's balls on his face.
Re: Teufel's Tomb review of Illud
Posted: 05 Jul 2011, 23:57
"For anyone envisioning a classic along the lines of ALTARS OF MADNESS or BLESSED ARE THE SICK, or a solid slab of death metal like FORMULAS FATAL TO THE FLESH, GATEWAYS TO ANNIHILATION or HERETIC, or even a just continuation of DOMINATION, the shock you will receive when listening to this piece of shit for the first time will be on par with walking in on your grandparents dressed up in bondage gear hate fucking the shit out of each other. It’s like being a small child and finding out that not only is Santa Claus not real, but the big fat man who just abducted you doesn’t have any toys for you in his sack." 
Re: Teufel's Tomb review of Illud
Posted: 06 Jul 2011, 05:57
I thought he was going to make a joke about the box set breaking :(