MABB v6.6.6

Hey everyone, my name is Jordan and as you all can see I am new to the boards. I think I used to be registered here back in 2006 or 2007, I can't totally remember off of the top of my head, but yeah. Morbid Angel is awesome, and so is metal in general really. I enjoy metal/classic rock mainly, and my favorite bands are Led Zeppelin, Pink Floyd, Opeth, Megadeth, Slayer, Morbid Angel, just to name a few. Anyways if there's anything you guys want to know about me feel free to ask!

what is your age plus 100?



(use addition)

120

to the nearest whole number, how many unicorns do you believe exist on earth? and how many of them do you think post here?

[quote name="Verbal"]to the nearest whole number, how many unicorns do you believe exist on earth? and how many of them do you think post here?[/quote]

24820108134 on Earth and I think that only about half the members here are unicorns, so maybe a little over 100.

assuming you are correct on both counts, does this situation please or displease you?



provide a ratio of your please-ment to displease-ment

welcome aboard, duder!

Welcome, new unicorn lady, and feel free to tell Gleeso to fuck off at your leisure.

i less than three all of you!

i forgot about that damn word chili cheese fries. shut the fuck up, gleeso.

[quote name="zimberly"]welcome aboard, lady! [/quote]

[quote name="desolation"]
[quote name="zimberly"]welcome aboard, lady! [/quote][/quote]

I love you all

Then you are gay

[quote name="IRONMAN"]Then you are gay[/quote]



Don't you communists all love your fellow man?

Thanks everyone for the kind welcome, I truly appreciate it!

You're welcome. I'm also a little surprised we didn't have to explain the "new lady" thing. Are you admitting you're a lady?

[quote name="hbw"]You're welcome. I'm also a little surprised we didn't have to explain the "new lady" thing. Are you admitting you're a lady?[/quote]

Actually no, I'm not a woman LOL. I'd like to know what it means though if you don't mind. I just saw that you guys call all of the n00bs that so I just figured it was something you guys normally do.

Welcome new lady.

[quote name="Pentelesh"]Welcome new lady.[/quote]



although last time someone got it it turned out to be cat hallucination in disguise



how do you find hollywood?

[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="Pentelesh"]Welcome new lady.[/quote]



although last time someone got it it turned out to be dog hallucination in disguise



how do you find hollywood?[/quote]

Dude, you should know this one already! You look for that big fuckin' sign on the mountain that says "Hollywood".

[quote name="Skintoxication"]
[quote name="Jordan"]
[quote name="hbw"]You're welcome. I'm also a little surprised we didn't have to explain the "new lady" thing. Are you admitting you're a lady?[/quote]

Actually no, I'm not a woman LOL. I'd like to know what it means though if you don't mind. I just saw that you guys call all of the n00bs that so I just figured it was something you guys normally do.[/quote]



wow, someone that actually took the time to look around and "gets" it. stick around a while, new lady [/quote]

I shall. This place seems fucking awesome.

[quote name="Jordan"]
[quote name="Skintoxication"]
[quote name="Jordan"]
[quote name="hbw"]You're welcome. I'm also a little surprised we didn't have to explain the "new lady" thing. Are you admitting you're a lady?[/quote]

Actually no, I'm not a woman LOL. I'd like to know what it means though if you don't mind. I just saw that you guys call all of the n00bs that so I just figured it was something you guys normally do.[/quote]



wow, someone that actually took the time to look around and "gets" it. stick around a while, new lady [/quote]

I shall. This place seems fucking awesome. [/quote]



wrong, this is the WORST place EVER, the people here are MEAN

[quote name="IRONMAN"]wrong, myhouse is the WORST place EVER, the fathers there are MEAN[/quote]

Whoa, ZING!! Uh...

[quote name="zimberly"]
[quote name="IRONMAN"]wrong, myhouse is the WORST place EVER, the fathers there are MEAN[/quote][/quote]



quit following me shitberly

[quote name="Jordan"]
[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="Pentelesh"]Welcome new lady.[/quote]



although last time someone got it it turned out to be dog hallucination in disguise



how do you find hollywood?[/quote]

Dude, you should know this one already! You look for that big fuckin' sign on the mountain that says "Hollywood".[/quote]



word

[quote name="zimberly"][/quote]

Happy late welcome new lady

[quote name="Loki"]Happy late welcome new lady [/quote]

Thanks Loki!

[quote name="Jordan"]
[quote name="Verbal"]
[quote name="Pentelesh"]Welcome new lady.[/quote]



although last time someone got it it turned out to be dog hallucination in disguise



how do you find hollywood?[/quote]

Dude, you should know this one already! You look for that big fuckin' sign on the mountain that says "Hollywood".[/quote]



I don't think this is cathallucination. This one has a sense of humor.

yeah, I think I remember you on 2.0, but nonetheless, hellcome not so new yet new lady.