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Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 04:20
by Boss Primigenius
Some of you may remember me from a long time ago.



In the last five years I have gained some weight, gone blonde, dropped out of college and ended up getting stuck in a job that I hate but managed to get promoted to office manager because my boss thinks I'm really awesome. He is a fat old man so this is not surprising.



This is me back then



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This is me now



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I don't age like normal people do. Or at least my lips don't.



I can drink a lot and not make spelling mistakes.



Hi :santa:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 04:21
by Verbal
:santa:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 04:29
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
:santa:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 04:35
by Devy
:santa:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:05
by Boss Primigenius
There are others :shock:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:07
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Zim is not one of them :redneck:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:10
by Boss Primigenius
I don't know who all these people are :homework:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:11
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Zim is zimberley :santa:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:17
by Boss Primigenius
Oh!

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:17
by Verbal
[quote name="Nick"]Zim is zimberley :santa:[/quote]



(hot)

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:27
by Mr. P
Hello lady :santa:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:43
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
khello :santa:



Aod I am :hard-on bearer:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:45
by Boss Primigenius
Cunty :santa:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:46
by ANGEL OF DESEASE
Ok. :santa:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:51
by Devy
:redneck:::::::::::::::::

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 06:56
by Abzu
:grimsanta: Hi. I am Scott.



I am not one of the drunkenly good spellers, I think. Am I? Hey Nick, am I?



Sexy lips :jizz:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 07:17
by Boss Primigenius
If you're drunk now you certainly are!

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 07:19
by Boss Primigenius
Also that was really inappropriate and if I wasn't trying very hard to sit tight and not die right now I'd be very upset with you.

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 07:34
by droidspawn
:santa:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 07:40
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name=";,,;"]:grimsanta: Hi. I am Scott.



I am not one of the drunkenly good spellers, I think. Am I? Hey Nick, am I?



Sexy lips :jizz:[/quote]



I only read about 1/3 of what you post when you're drunk :redneck:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 07:45
by Ninny
Blonde fatties :xx:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 07:50
by Boss Primigenius
You wouldn't recognize me anymore :homework:

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 07:59
by Devy
[quote name="Ninny"]Blonde fatties :xx:[/quote]



Great, now I'm choking on my drink.

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 08:51
by Abzu
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name=";,,;"]:grimsanta: Hi. I am Scott.



I am not one of the drunkenly good spellers, I think. Am I? Hey Nick, am I?



Sexy lips :jizz:[/quote]



I only read about 1/3 of what you post when you're drunk :redneck:[/quote]

:redneck: I only read about 1/3 of what I write when I'm drunk,too. What a coincidence!

Re: Um

Posted: 17 Dec 2011, 22:24
by vega
welcome to mabb :santa:



crack and tune :greenie:

Re: Um

Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 00:18
by Haunty
Sup. Welcome back to the family.

Re: Um

Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 00:50
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="Ninny"]Blonde fatties :xx:[/quote]



I almost died from laughter

Re: Um

Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 00:56
by Abzu
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Ninny"]Blonde fatties :xx:[/quote]



I almost died from laughter[/quote]

:redneck: That got me as well

Re: Um

Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 01:06
by baron von blondle
welcome to the inappropriate bard :gay:

Re: Um

Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 01:07
by Abzu
[quote name="baron von blondle"]welcome to the inappropriate bard :gay:[/quote] :jizz:

Re: Um

Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 06:27
by rhino
vacuum lips :shock:

Re: Um

Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 07:17
by droidspawn
in the first pic she kinda looks like shitty

Re: Um

Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 13:03
by Olden Polynice
[quote name="Mem"]

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Re: Um

Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 13:55
by Haunty
I want to fist your earrings.

Re: Um

Posted: 18 Dec 2011, 14:37
by Abzu
[quote name="HbW"]I want to fist your earrings.[/quote]

And this is why I like sharing a name with you.

Re: Um

Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 07:45
by Aaron
Sup Cunty :santa: , glad to finally see you over here.

Re: Um

Posted: 30 Dec 2011, 18:11
by Boss Primigenius
Sup Aaron :santa: You need to post more.

Re: Um

Posted: 01 Jan 2012, 05:21
by Aaron
the sard has been really strong in me

Re: Um

Posted: 01 Jan 2012, 06:34
by Boss Primigenius
That is an acceptable excuse.

Re: Um

Posted: 04 Jan 2012, 05:19
by Aaron
I will say that I've been posting a little bit more than what I've been all year now.

Re: Um

Posted: 16 Jan 2012, 05:16
by TamPron
tam tam i am. :santa:

Re: Um

Posted: 16 Jan 2012, 05:21
by Boss Primigenius
I remember you :santa:

Re: Um

Posted: 16 Jan 2012, 05:40
by baron von blondle
for it is forbidden to forget him! thus spake Zarathustra! :judge:

Re: Um

Posted: 16 Jan 2012, 05:52
by TamPron
:ba:

Re: Um

Posted: 16 Jan 2012, 05:55
by baron von blondle
and he spoke thusly - for I am TamTam the unforgotten one, he who dwelleth in memoriam for all time (except on tuesdays when I rest and go to bingo)

Re: Um

Posted: 16 Jan 2012, 06:19
by TamPron
:krinor:

Re: Um

Posted: 16 Jan 2012, 06:26
by baron von blondle
Image

Re: Um

Posted: 20 Jan 2012, 20:58
by Hugo.
Its a bingo!

Re: Um

Posted: 21 Jan 2012, 00:05
by Mr. P
[youtube]77iaGwgEBPs[/youtube]