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Have you seen the video of eels wriggling after being seasoned?

Rigor Mortis...

Why would they begin moving?

Electrolytic action caused by the NaCl/KCl?

Yes, salt is an electrical conductor. Didn't you guys ever do that experiment with the pickle and the lightbulb in highschool?

I think I was too busy getting high and whatnot back in high school to even remember that.

Dude, I got dusted every day at lunch and I still remember that. Maybe it was because of the wiener jokes that were made that day.

[quote name="hbw"]Yes, salt is an electrical conductor. Didn't you guys ever do that experiment with the pickle and the lightbulb in highschool?[/quote]

Salt is an electrolyte, not a conductor, meaning it can conduct electricity only when dissolved in a solvent like water, where the ions are able to move freely.



Salts on their own have their atoms in a fixed lattice with no degree of freedom, through which electrons cannot move freely about, hence why a dry salt doesn't conduct electricity.



Distilled water (free of any salts) is actually a poor conductor of electricity, the presence of minerals is what makes it conductive. If you drop a cellphone in sea water while its off, you can clean it out with distilled water and let it dry and it would still work.

[quote name="Lavabug"]
[quote name="hbw"]Yes, salt is an electrical conductor. Didn't you guys ever do that experiment with the pickle and the lightbulb in highschool?[/quote]

Salt is an electrolyte, not a conductor, meaning it can conduct electricity only when dissolved in a solvent like water, where the ions are able to move freely.



Salts on their own have their atoms in a fixed lattice with no degree of freedom, through which electrons cannot move freely about, hence why a dry salt doesn't conduct electricity.[/quote]



This kind of pillow talk is a prime example of why you're up to your nose in pussy.

I could always sprinkle some salts on a clitoris and watch it dance.

In order to get you laid, we should have you perform a scientific experiment on whether or not salt takes the fish scent off a cooter.

Luigi Galvani (September 9, 1737 – December 4, 1798) was an Italian physician and physicist who lived and died in Bologna. In 1771, he discovered that the muscles of dead frogs legs twitched when struck by a spark.[1] This was one of the first forays into the study of bioelectricity, a field that still today studies the electrical patterns and signals of the nervous system. He was cutting the frogs legs as an experiment trying to prove that a frog´s testicles were actually in their legs. He was quickly proved wrong by other biologists at the University of Pavia.

[quote name="hbw"]In order to get you laid, we should have you perform a scientific experiment on whether or not salt takes the fish scent off a cooter. [/quote]

Well, does salt take the fish scent off of fish?

Good fish often doesn't smell fishy. I don't think salt is going to help, either. Maybe milk?

Febreeze would fix it

that video is kind of weird and kind of funny and kind of interesting