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Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 11 Jun 2010, 06:58
by Devy
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 11 Jun 2010, 07:13
by TamPron
Well, that was awesome.
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 11 Jun 2010, 07:19
by Meat Engine
Can you imagine the unintentional hilarity if Ralph Macchio was the asshole in Beer League, and Artie Lange was the straight-laced hard-on bearer?
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 11 Jun 2010, 08:07
by Haunty
[quote name="TAM TAM"]Well, that was awesome.[/quote]
Yeah. Yeah it was.
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 04:37
by Devy
More people need to see this. More people have looked at Fergie and Slash than this. THAT IS COMPLETELY UNACCEPTABLE.
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 04:55
by Verbal
needs better marketing
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 05:01
by Devy
I shall rename the thread accordingly.
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 05:03
by Haunty
You didn't change anything.
Wait, there it goes. And you bet your ass she is.
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 05:07
by Devy
They'll come for the tits, but they'll stay for the troubled life of Ralph Macchio
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 05:13
by Verbal
.......and in case there is tits
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 05:14
by Devy
They'll look for them, but they shall go wanting. By then it will be too late.
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 05:24
by Verbal
there will an acute increase in the incidence of violent raping as a result
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 05:26
by Devy
That's none of my concern

Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 05:28
by Verbal
what is your concern? and could you express it visually?
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 05:36
by Devy
My concern is that I drew this when asked for a visual representation of my concerns.

Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 05:43
by Verbal
that man has no nipples
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 05:45
by Devy
I assume he has a top on, it's just the same colour as everything else. Unless that's the thing to be concerned about!
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 07:18
by Abzu
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 07:59
by Verbal
i want that picture as my avatar.
that, or the mohammed one
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 11:43
by Syysysyd
[quote name="The Fu Monster"]Can you imagine the unintentional hilarity if Ralph Macchio was the asshole in Beer League, and Artie Lange was the straight-laced hard-on bearer?[/quote]
beer league URF URF URF URF URF URF URF URF URF
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 12 Jun 2010, 15:26
by vO)))id
I'm glad movies like this don't make it overseas.
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 13 Jun 2010, 15:29
by Ninny
I was mislead :phbbt:
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 13 Jun 2010, 15:59
by Verbal
naive bastard
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 13 Jun 2010, 18:52
by Abzu
[quote name="Ninny"]I was mislead :phbbt:[/quote]
...and mis-tensed.
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 14 Jun 2010, 05:36
by Verbal
no, he did that himself
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 14 Jun 2010, 05:52
by Abzu
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 14 Jun 2010, 06:16
by captain twat. IV.
Ralph is a better guitarist than Steve Vai.
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 14 Jun 2010, 18:46
by Devy
Correct
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 02:35
by Haunty
Funny how many people actually believe that.
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 02:38
by Devy
But there's video proof! Film can't be edited or tampered with to make it appear like something else is happening. Everyone knows that.
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 02:39
by Haunty
Steve did do some excellent "pretend to play guitar" coaching there. :ignoresthejest:
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 02:40
by Devy
He could have taught Ralph to look less surprised about being good at guitar though
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 02:41
by Haunty
Ralph Macchio could whoop his ass in a fight though. He knows karate.
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 02:44
by Devy
That's not the face of someone who'd be put off by the crane stance
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 02:48
by Haunty
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 02:54
by Devy
..........Crossroads Vai

Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 02:56
by Haunty
Anyway, nobody can fuck with the Crane stance.
Re: Could this be the ideal woman?
Posted: 15 Jun 2010, 02:59
by Devy
[youtube]3K-AAmIHICA[/youtube]