This is what happens when baby toys talk late at night...

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 07 Feb 2010, 14:09

My roommate's daughter got this stupid motion-activated talking peekaboo toy for her birthday last week, and it's been startling me late at night a bunch the past few days. So... :die: the fucker got lynched.

zim · Post by **zim** » 07 Feb 2010, 14:19

you're not going to let her daughter see that are you?

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 07 Feb 2010, 15:29

She barely even talks yet. She wouldn't have a clue what it means. I'll probably end up taking it down tomorrow night before they come home on Monday though, if I get bored with it.

You really have to understand how creepy it is to come out into the living room at night, in the dark, and have that thing start talking.

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 07 Feb 2010, 16:16

put it in the toilet

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 07 Feb 2010, 16:24

Ironically, she has a toilet that plays music that sounds like old nintendo music. I might put it in there. And seriously...who buys their 2-year-old kids shit that makes noise? I mean...duh?

ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 08 Feb 2010, 02:47

Hugo. · Post by **Hugo.** » 08 Feb 2010, 02:50

Nice one

Grudge · Post by **Grudge** » 08 Feb 2010, 02:50

how did your roommate respond to this act of aggressive behavior?

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 08 Feb 2010, 03:28

[quote name="HbW"]Ironically, she has a toilet that plays music that sounds like old nintendo music. I might put it in there. And seriously...who buys their 2-year-old kids shit that makes noise? I mean...duh?[/quote]

My two year old has drums and a uke, and other noise making things.

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 08 Feb 2010, 10:16

Things that he actually makes the noise come from are different. When all you have to do is press a button or look at it funny and it screams and plays stupid shit, that's when you want to throw that shit out a gay man's telescope.

Verbal · Post by **Verbal** » 08 Feb 2010, 10:20

Couldn't you just take out the batteries?

zim · Post by **zim** » 08 Feb 2010, 10:21

I'm thinking you weren't raised around a big family, you get use to that kind of stuff when there are a lot of kids around

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 08 Feb 2010, 10:31

Like your siblings never pulled some shit like that to amuse themselves?

zim · Post by **zim** » 08 Feb 2010, 10:58

hmm, not really

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 08 Feb 2010, 10:59

[quote name="masturbake"]Things that he actually makes the noise come from are different. When all you have to do is press a button or look at it funny and it screams and plays stupid shit, that's when you want to throw that shit out a gay man's telescope.[/quote]

He has toys like that too. You just learn to deal with it. It's worth it for his enjoyment.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 08 Feb 2010, 13:39

[quote name="Verbal"]Couldn't you just take out the batteries?[/quote]

But that wouldn't have been winnery like this

TamPron · Post by **TamPron** » 08 Feb 2010, 14:17

my kid's getting cardboard boxes, that's it.

It'll amuse him longer and nurture mental growth.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 08 Feb 2010, 14:31

cardboard boxes can be wonderful, look at all the things calvin managed to do with 'em

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 08 Feb 2010, 14:34

:doubleoldduplicator:

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 08 Feb 2010, 15:14

[quote name="abzu"]
[quote name="masturbake"]Things that he actually makes the noise come from are different. When all you have to do is press a button or look at it funny and it screams and plays stupid shit, that's when you want to throw that shit out a gay man's telescope.[/quote]

He has toys like that too. You just learn to deal with it. It's worth it for his enjoyment.[/quote]

Good thing it's not my kid.

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