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Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 15 Sep 2014, 20:15
by zim
2.5 fucking billion dollars for what is basically a virtual lego game. i know most of you don't care but that's fucking crazy to me. kudos to the developers for selling it, who the in their right mind would turn down 2.5 billion.
http://www.pcgamer.com/2014/09/15/mojang-confirm-sale-to-microsoft-for-2-5-billion-notch-and-other-founders-to-leave/
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 15 Sep 2014, 20:49
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
That's fucking nuts
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 16 Sep 2014, 01:06
by agony bagony
what is minecraft, i am not familiar with it
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 16 Sep 2014, 01:08
by Verbal
is it like a sports team or something
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 16 Sep 2014, 01:23
by agony bagony
i'm pretty sure it's not a blog
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 16 Sep 2014, 01:37
by Verbal
so is it like a football team or something
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 16 Sep 2014, 02:25
by Abzu
One of the (but definitely not the) best and most entertaining 'sandboxes' out there.
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 16 Sep 2014, 02:27
by Abzu
That price tag is insane, though. I didn't think Notch would ever sell, but then again I didn't think anyone would try to buy it for that much. Fucking hell. That is serious fuck you money.
Time to back up my current installation and get the user-created offline launcher to avoid whatever zany ways MS fucks it up from here on out.
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 16 Sep 2014, 02:41
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Who the fuck turns down 2.5 billion dollars?
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 16 Sep 2014, 02:44
by Verbal
so are they like the mississippi blogspots or something
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 16 Sep 2014, 02:45
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Yes
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 16 Sep 2014, 02:46
by Abzu
No one.
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 16 Sep 2014, 02:50
by Verbal
so how are they doing this season
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 16 Sep 2014, 02:54
by Abzu
They're 5-3 but looking promising
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 16 Sep 2014, 04:14
by agony bagony
minec raft
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 16 Sep 2014, 04:41
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Mink raft
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 17 Sep 2014, 17:24
by agony bagony
that's a squirmy raft
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 17 Sep 2014, 20:10
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
And fuzzy
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 17 Sep 2014, 21:51
by agony bagony
less so when wet
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 17 Sep 2014, 21:53
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
Wet fuzzy isn't a good fuzzy
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 17 Sep 2014, 22:08
by agony bagony
fuzzy wuzzy was a bear

Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 17 Sep 2014, 23:21
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
or was he sasquatch
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 17 Sep 2014, 23:33
by agony bagony
no that was harry
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 18 Sep 2014, 00:06
by agony bagony
*motherfucking samsquanch
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 18 Sep 2014, 04:46
by Abzu
I sawr it!
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 18 Sep 2014, 15:47
by Paste Human
[quote="wangoed"]
what is minecraft, i am not familiar with it
[/quote]
I dunno, but it sounds German.
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 18 Sep 2014, 17:14
by agony bagony
needs more k
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 18 Sep 2014, 20:36
by Abzu
meinekraft
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 19 Sep 2014, 01:18
by Verbal
i bet winekraft is the name of a terrible bavarian vineyard
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 19 Sep 2014, 01:54
by Abzu
You might be right.
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 19 Sep 2014, 02:21
by Verbal
i might be right, but im definitely wrong
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 19 Sep 2014, 03:13
by Abzu
I cannot confirm this.
Re: Microsoft bought Minecraft for 2.5 billion dollars
Posted: 22 Sep 2014, 12:04
by scunt.
[quote="caramelized drama"]
no that was harry
[/quote]
harry and the motherfucking hendersons
