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i'll never have a beard

Posted: 30 Sep 2012, 13:54
by zim
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:redneck:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 30 Sep 2012, 16:01
by rhino
i cant grow a full beard :oldryan:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 30 Sep 2012, 18:25
by droidspawn
[quote name="rhino"]i cant grow a full beard :oldryan:[/quote]



neither can i. shit comes in all patchy.

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 30 Sep 2012, 22:37
by cire
goatee for me :santa:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 30 Sep 2012, 22:38
by Holocaust
:hard-on bearer:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 30 Sep 2012, 23:31
by jawn galliano
[quote name="rhino"]i cant grow a full beard :oldryan:[/quote]

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 30 Sep 2012, 23:36
by Mesarthim
goatee? yes.

a full beard? no.

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 30 Sep 2012, 23:37
by vega
beard :grimb:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 30 Sep 2012, 23:50
by Abzu
[quote name="Holocaust"]:hard-on bearer:[/quote]

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 00:22
by Holocaust
:redneck:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 00:44
by Abzu
MABB Beard Club :relaxbeard:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 01:15
by droidspawn
*:relaxbeer'd:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 01:43
by Holocaust
Three members :homework:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 02:19
by baron von blondle
[quote name="Skinoperable"]i had a beard for a month last year and decided it wasn't worth the hassle[/quote]



beards are the opposite of hassle!



no razors and shaving foam to buy :fonz:

no wasting time everyday applying said gay products to face and scraping off the budding, beautiful hairs :fonz:

no chance of being mistaken for a ladyboy or woman :fonz:

penis girth increases and chances of removing opponents head with one swing of your sword are trebled :fonz:



in short beards = :thingy:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 02:27
by Abzu
None of my previous beards didn't weren't a hassle on the neck after a week. :santa:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 02:31
by baron von blondle
:sicken:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 02:46
by zim
:didntwerent:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 03:12
by droidspawn
[quote name="zim"]:didntwerent:[/quote]

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 05:00
by Abzu
Nobody caught what that was for?

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 05:08
by Verbal
I do was shave most days.

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 07:17
by Abzu
:stdwfug:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 10:35
by Bathsalt Zombie
I keep a beard-trimmer around and keep my shit short and awesome.

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 10:53
by Haunty
i've got a moustache and goatee combo a couple weeks in, and it drips with 10 tons of liquid hacksaw sex appeal

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 01 Oct 2012, 12:22
by Paste Human
[quote name="jorsh"]
[quote name="rhino"]i cant grow a full beard :oldryan:[/quote]



neither can i. shit comes in all patchy.[/quote]



Same here, which is no good because I hate shaving :frown:



I can only go about 20 days without shaving around the chin before it starts to look and feel really weird. I've got about a week left before I reach that point :oldryan:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 02 Oct 2012, 05:22
by Holocaust
NEWS FLASH: it stops feeling weird/itching after a while. Just wait. :santa:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 02 Oct 2012, 05:33
by baron von blondle
[quote name="Holocaust"]NEWS FLASH: it stops feeling weird/itching after a while. Just wait. :santa:[/quote]



A good beard is worth the pain :idea:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 02 Oct 2012, 06:06
by Abzu
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Holocaust"]NEWS FLASH: it stops feeling weird/itching after a while. Just wait. :santa:[/quote]



A good beard is worth the pain :idea:[/quote]

:grimb: :idea: :grimb:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 02 Oct 2012, 07:42
by Haunty
20 days? that turning point for me happens in less than a week. once i'm past it, though, no problems.

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 02 Oct 2012, 14:31
by Paste Human
[quote name="Holocaust"]NEWS FLASH: it stops feeling weird/itching after a while. Just wait. :santa:[/quote]



For some reason about a third of my beard still comes in blonde instead of brown, and after about three weeks it begins to look strange up close. If that wasn't the case I'd gladly put up with the itching.

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 24 Oct 2012, 18:17
by Paste Human
I'm on three weeks without shaving. Two people at work tonight told me I look like a gangster. At the very least I definitely look like I'm up to no good :santa:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 24 Oct 2012, 19:14
by Abzu
I found a white hair in my beard this morning. It is directly below the single white hair in my mustache. :krinor:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 25 Oct 2012, 01:07
by Haunty
[quote name="Abzu"]I found a white hair in my beard this morning. It is directly below the single white hair in my mustache. :krinor:[/quote]



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Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 25 Oct 2012, 03:19
by Abzu
I'll be known as Old Greybeard

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 25 Oct 2012, 04:01
by baron von blondle
[quote name="Abzu"]I'll be known as Old Greybeard[/quote]

:grimxx:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 25 Oct 2012, 04:02
by Abzu
:grimb:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 25 Oct 2012, 04:04
by baron von blondle
this is an admirable aspiration :idea:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 25 Oct 2012, 04:30
by Abzu
:fonz:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 25 Oct 2012, 04:31
by Abzu
I have similar facial hair as zimberly in this period. After Halloween, though, I'll begin growing it out to a full beard again.

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 25 Oct 2012, 05:18
by baron von blondle
[quote name="Abzu"]I have similar facial hair as zimberly in this period. After Halloween, though, I'll begin growing it out to a full beard again.[/quote]

:muskateer:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 25 Oct 2012, 05:37
by M.Bison
My cheeks let me down, if it had the same growth as my chin I'd be well on my way... but alas :homework:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 25 Oct 2012, 08:08
by Haunty
Then just go with the goatee.

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 25 Oct 2012, 09:35
by Abzu
[quote name="baron von blondle"]
[quote name="Abzu"]I have similar facial hair as zimberly in this period. After Halloween, though, I'll begin growing it out to a full beard again.[/quote]

:muskateer:[/quote]

En garde!

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 25 Oct 2012, 10:20
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
I got no white hairs in the beard

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 25 Oct 2012, 15:28
by Haunty
Neither do I. Definitely a couple red ones in there though. :huh:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 25 Oct 2012, 17:00
by Paste Human
Same here. For some reason most of the hair on my chin comes in blonde or red despite the fact that I have brown hair.

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 25 Oct 2012, 17:26
by Methuselah Honeysuckle
[quote name="Haunty"]Neither do I. Definitely a couple red ones in there though. :huh:[/quote]



My whole beard is red :redneck:

Re: i'll never have a beard

Posted: 25 Oct 2012, 19:10
by Abzu
[quote name="Nick"]
[quote name="Haunty"]Neither do I. Definitely a couple red ones in there though. :huh:[/quote]



My whole beard is red :redneck:[/quote]

I've never seen a photo of you.