voiceless comedian

[FUKKET]

voiceless comedian



http://www.theverge.com/2012/2/17/28049 ... sunderland



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This made me laugh

Funny stuff.

[Hugo.]

I was waiting for a connecting train one time to go on a pretty long journey and a hard-on bearer with really sever cerebral palsy asks me for help. After me telling him the time about 15 times, it became apparent that he didnt want to know what the fucking time was and was actually pointing to words written on his wheelchair instructing me to take out a board from his backpack. He had to individual words on the board in the form of a grid which he had to point out to spell a sentence which of course I got wrong about 15 times until I realised he wanted to go on the lift, not that he needed a lift onto the train. So I get him to the lift and the train is coming, he goes into the lift and i press the button for the upper level and run for the train. I realised once I got on that he would be stuck in the elevator for hours due to his disability if he didnt get out first time seeing as how he couldnt get on without my help and then I felt like shit



Seriously, fuck that cunt!

[droidspawn]

I am cursed with this affliction, but only slightly.

[Hugo.]

Thats a bit shit.

[droidspawn]

only thing it affects is my finger dexterity on my right hand. Can't play an instrument. Sard.