i would

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 13 Sep 2011, 03:22

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 13 Sep 2011, 03:31

Devy · Post by **Devy** » 13 Sep 2011, 03:37

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jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 13 Sep 2011, 03:37

oh indeed

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 13 Sep 2011, 03:45

i want my next girlfriend to be hot and chunky

10 reasons why you should date a fat sexy leopard elevator:

1. If you take the fat away from the fat sexy leopard elevator, she'll be fucking smoking;you take the skinny from the skinny chick...she'll still look like an ugly ass horse.

2. You might not be able to pick her up, but she can PICK you up.

3. No more blankets.

4. Larger mouth capacity.

5. She'll let you eat beef--she'll probably eat most of it.

6. This is cliche, but "more cushion for the pushin".

7. She's probably an emotional wreck, so if you show her the least bit attention, she'll be at your beck and call.

8. Bear hugs.

9. Let me repeat, larger mouth capacity.

10. Economy size. More is Better. Bigger is better

rhino · Post by **rhino** » 13 Sep 2011, 03:50

i cannot argue this

Methuselah Honeysuckle · Post by **Methuselah Honeysuckle** » 13 Sep 2011, 03:52

Number 3

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 13 Sep 2011, 04:03

My lady has the right amount of meat on my bone.

I think I am falling in love like a sappy bastard.

Ninny · Post by **Ninny** » 13 Sep 2011, 04:37

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]

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agony bagony · Post by **agony bagony** » 13 Sep 2011, 05:25

[quote name="Nick"]Number 3

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Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 13 Sep 2011, 05:30

I think that pic is getting a wankle tonight.

vO)))id · Post by **vO)))id** » 13 Sep 2011, 05:36

that chick's hot

SCUNT · Post by **SCUNT** » 13 Sep 2011, 07:55

fucking would. thick

Abzu · Post by **Abzu** » 13 Sep 2011, 07:57

[quote name="Skinoperable"]there is a fine line between thick and fat. even then the thickness must be in the correct places.[/quote]

I missed this earlier.

I agree.

Mesarthim · Post by **Mesarthim** » 13 Sep 2011, 08:10

I totally would. acceptable thickness.

jawn galliano · Post by **jawn galliano** » 13 Sep 2011, 08:21

lummo brought some know with him into the thread

zim · Post by **zim** » 13 Sep 2011, 08:21

oh hell yes

SCUNT · Post by **SCUNT** » 13 Sep 2011, 09:29

who is that lady and does she take it in the arse

Syysysyd · Post by **Syysysyd** » 13 Sep 2011, 12:58

[quote name="Devy"]
[quote name="baron von blondle"]

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ANGEL OF DESEASE · Post by **ANGEL OF DESEASE** » 13 Sep 2011, 18:58

I jammed also fattest chicks that that

(but of course a lot of Vodka and Gin was involved)

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 14 Sep 2011, 00:02

[quote name="smelly"]who is that lady and does she take it in the arse[/quote]

Wacky Waving Inflatable Arm-Flailing Tube Man · 14 Sep 2011, 01:54

M.Bison · Post by **M.Bison** » 14 Sep 2011, 05:43

deckard · Post by **deckard** » 16 Sep 2011, 02:53

[quote name="smelly"]who is that lady and does she take it in the arse[/quote]

Lavabug · Post by **Lavabug** » 16 Sep 2011, 03:34

An answer is still demanded.

baron von blondle · Post by **baron von blondle** » 16 Sep 2011, 03:35

[quote name="Lavabug"]An answer is still demanded.[/quote]

NOW!!!!!!!! MY WINKLE DEMANDS IT!!!

Haunty · Post by **Haunty** » 16 Sep 2011, 05:05

I'll have to pass. She's definitely way past the 1.5 times my weight cutoff.

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